- I'm not telling you my boyfriend.
- I'm 7, of course I do.
Like every girl has one.
Ooh, I like this one!
Ooh, I like him!
(whimsical music)
- Hello! - Hello
- Valentime's Day.
- I have a kissy shirt.
- Oh, I hate Valentine's Day.
One time, a kid got his girlfriend
a big teddy bear and a box of chocolates
and some flowers.
- And she got him nothing.
- Oh congratulations!
Your relationship isn't gonna last into eighth grade.
(interviewer laughing) - Yeah I know, it was sad.
(sliding)
- Chocolate.
- Is this chocolate?
- Huh?
- They're spooning. - It's..
- No, it's more like that. - Yeah, it's...
- I think this one is easier to eat with.
This one is basically for decoration.
- Excuse me.
(interviewer laughing)
- Oh.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Oh, look.
- We did soap carving, how hard could it be?
(hammer pounding)
- Wow Talbot, you're very artistic.
(laughing)
- Ooh, should I put this on my foot?
(scraping) (pounding)
- This is hard.
(hammer pounding)
- Now maybe if we do it..
- Boy scouts can do it, so why can't we?
- That worked, that worked, hold on.
(hammering)
- It's stuck.
(sliding)
A cookie!
- Why does it say this?
- I don't know what that says.
- Eat baneedabadee? (interviewer laughing)
- Its leeb
dis dih
dee.
- Eek padeek
- Libber deek.
- I...
love you.
I love you.
No.
I'm not in love with you!
- They do exchanging roses and petals on the bed.
(interviewer laughing)
- Romantic! (kissing)
- I'll give one to my sister.
Lauren, come here.
I love you, Lauren.
(interviewer laughing)
(sliding)
- I see a egg. - Candy egg.
- Candy egg.
- When I see you, I feel a spark.
So I wrote you like they do in Denmark.
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
- Morse code. - Dot dot dot.
- Dot dot dot, dot!
- Marina Taylor?
- You wrote that note!
- I'm very good at making snowflakes.
I just wanted everybody to know that.
(groaning)
- My masterpiece is complete.
Ooh, if I lift it, it... mmmm.
- Alright, you read mine first and I'll read yours second.
- Okay.
My name is written in dots.
And my interactions with you are I like a robots.
And although you can be a prick,
I don't think of you as a hick.
Talbot.
Yeah, read mine now.
- Alright.
To you I write my name in dots,
for my love for you is as big as 1000 yachts.
Even though we fight, we make it right.
Swift as a dove, here comes m'love.
(sliding)
- [Interviewer] Alright, open your eyes.
- Bite deeply.
- Oh that's good.
- Enjoy.
- Chocolates and more chocolates?
You guys are trying to spoil me.
- This is obviously made out of pure love.
- I'd rather get the homemade chocolates.
- Ooooh!
- What if he doesn't like the woman?
- Whoa, that's mean. - That's mean!
- Receiver day. - Anxiety and depression day?
(interviewer laughing) - Talbot!
- Oh. - Oh.
(sliding)
- [Interviewer] Happy Black Day!
- Oh.
- Huh?
- That seems incredibly mean,
just like, the day of suffering.
- You should go to the park.
- Not pick up someone.
Hey stranger, you wanna get in my car?
(interviewer laughing)
- Um, we're 12, so... (interviewer laughing)
- And we know what it's like, obviously.
I've been single...
- We've been single our whole lives.
- I've been single for 12 years, Vanessa.
12 years.
- Happy Valentines Day from me to you!
- Do you love me?
- No.
(interviewer gasping)
Psych!
I do.
- I love you too.