You're supposed to go to school,
get an education,
and NOT fall in love with your teacher.
How you gonna look when you're with your boys at school and your boys are like
"yooooo..."?
Look at Alexis dog
Nah, nah, nah
Alex- is a-
she aight
But Miss Murnane doe....
Our teachers make being a teacher look easy
I can only imagine if you were like an ATTRACTIVE teacher
I never was attracted to any of my teachers
Not never, not a day in my life
UNTIL..
Second semester of college shout-out to Valencia Osceola campus
First day of class I walk in like,
"UHHHhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Why is this... model sitting at the teacher's desk...
yo.. her.. FACE
STOP IT
So about a week end of the semester. I'm just like,
how do I?
Stand out...?
Like have you ever had a teacher that you thought was cute.
How do you get their attention?
If you get all A's?
Somebody she's taught before has got all A's..
Like...
Maybe, maybe, if I fail like,
worse than she's EVER seen anybody failed
EVER
Let's try that,
So you know when I walk by her one day. I checked her ring situation
She ain't have no engagement ring, no wedding ring,
No NOTHIN'
It's open season my DUD
I noticed I was getting like,
randomly territorial over her if a student would walk up to her like,
"Miss McKnight,"
"I notice the value of x"
I wanted to run over and be like,
"YO!!!"
"BACK up before you get SMACKED up!"
the more and more the days went on the more and more confused I got
cuz I was kind of like just
You're single, I'm single
Besides you being my teacher and probably losing your job.
What's the problem?
So the first test comes along bomb it
second and third test bomb those
Okay, BOOM
Three F's her office email with the equivalent of the DM'S.
Lemme slide on a little up in here
Yeah, um-
I'm the guy who's in your Monday Wednesday Friday class,
Third row from the left, second row from the back
That's me,
UMMMmm
And then I realized.
I'm so lost in this class.
I don't even know what to ask
Like..
I don't even know..
What I don't know..
ahhhhhhhhhh
Yeahhhh....
Miss McKnight...
I don' understand
Send.
So she answers one of my questions,
Then I was like,
"Oh, by the way,
your fit was on point today,
dem shoes went with that outfit like,
perfectly.
Not a smooth transition,
but I sent it,
and this girl went radio SILENT
Ghost Protocol
I hit her up a few days later, she ain't even reply to that,
I-
the gig was up
I mean it ain't even like you got a boyfrie-
What-
WOAH!!
WOAHHH!!!
Come here, come here
come here...
Ge- get, clo-
get closer
Lemme set dat,
lemme see that
What is that that?
She's got a boyfriend now?
You've engaged?
I leave you alone for one weekend, bro..
one weekend??
Oh, I was HOT, boi!!
OKAY
I gotta abort,
because my mission,
essentially was to get the lowest grade you've ever seen.
now I got to somehow,
salvage this mission and pass this class
you out here doing your own thing.
I'm 'bout to- okay
fine..
You wanna act single
Imma be single too
I failed that class so h0rwd,
I got my grades, and I was like,
"Screw it,
Imma be a strip-
I mean-
not stripper...
Animator!"
hueh
I get those confused sometimes ;)
So... you're painting your burger..
Is that-
yeah
Get a lil' sauce (raw sauce)
Ohhhhhh
gotta paint-
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lol yw yw