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You don't know how much I wanna go and lift.
What will help you, buddy?
I need to wear one of my thongs
Will you get it for me?
'Cause I'm in a diaper
You want the plaid one?
That'd be good
Or wait, there's the one with the diamonds
Those are not diamonds
Well they decorate everything good
Ahh voot ah zigga duh dit de duh
Emmmmmm
Meh heh heh hehhh
I don't like your face
Hmm, you got horrible zoo hands
And you have the record for frowning
'Cause I want some lettuce.
You ever just wanna have a centipede
You know, in your pocket, just in case you wanted to eat it?
Why would I do that? Like, that's just -
Cuz you'd LIKE IT?
Uhh, that's really weird.
Suntan
That's what you need
He's right
I'm ready to sing.
JIMMA JAH MAH FA MAH JEEGA BURGA
I don't speak French
I believe he said we should all make out
I thought that we just did!
Hey, you know what?
I have jeggings for my pelican.
Wait, dude, what?
HUH?
You just said that you -
HUHH??
If I ever become a cannibal
I'm gonna eat a fat fellow.
I think you're sick
HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME
I just don't feel you're -
HUHH??
Dude!
AHh! ahlhlsdf asflahds
HUH?
HUHHH??
I want to address my wart
The one on my knee
You see, I wanna just shear it off and then keep it
Maybe tuck in a tray
Or a decorative box
And no one could find it
It'd be a secret
Hidden away, like my frisbee
And my Grover mask
[whispering voices] "And my Grover mask"
What?
Umm there was, like
The Wart Man
Was he wearing a hat?
Keep calm
Go to sleep
What do you need?
Can you find me a drummer?
No, but I can find a loser
Come on, I'm a star!
Well, then, where is your gold suit?
Uhh, it got like hair on it
from this rasta guy on the bus
I mean, I'd probably look totally incredible in it
But it was really just, uh
Makin' me sick mon
But I brought you something.
It's the tissue I just used to blow my nose
And it's still wet.
Mm hmmm.
Can you train a pig?
To do what?
Like harm my grandpa...
And grandmama
Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?
Maybe
Dude, they're not something you can like
purchase at the mall
You do realize that a pig doesn't really have human hands
What?
Bingo
Heh heh, PIG
[singing] Remember dragons are great in several ways
They guard the magic cloak
And I will find this cloak, then I will hide
Out in the street
In plain sight
Then I'll go find you a new fishy
Duh duh de duh duh
Okay I don't know this song
I'm not feeling it
But it's go this!
That thing's stupid
It's not my fault
Hey, you wanna like play that word game?
Okay
Okay, you go first this time
Okay, ummmmm
"Bloated baby feet"
Uhhhh
"Bean Fork"
"Human Litter Box"
[burp]
"Hobo Tear"
Dude
That one doesn't work
Okayyyy
Come on, last one
"Nut Scratcher"
Mmmm, that's a gross one
Sorry, I win.
Dang it!
I just hit the cat
And all because I can't look where I throw things
I bonked my kitteh!
Great you're just in time, check this out
I hate this moss book
It's a stupid gift from a friend
My friend who's a loser
Right here
Take this and burn it.
What the heck, bra?!
No, no, no, don't use that tone!
Aww, he's such a sweetie!
Oh oh oh, well I'm gonna tell everyone that
ya'll were never at SeaWorld!
Yeah, that's right!
'Cause I was doing crunches!
Uh uh, Teen Wolf... Lestat... just chill
Ch ch ch
He's a meanie
He just hurt my feelings
Also, he hurt my skin
And, and, and he gets poor grades.
ALLO-NEE!
A ROGGEN DOGGEN FISHA BUH DAGLE-DAGLE
Oh snap! What's that 'posed to mean?
Well, he said you're a block salesman
DE WOGGA WOOGA HAVVA CHEE
What now he said to me?
He says sometimes you wake up his mom?
Ewww
Yes, I agree
COLLA BED NOW
GLIVVA SHIMPS!
He says you're fat
Really?
Yeah.
Hang on
There you go.
Smells like a freakin' egg roll
I don't smell-
Ooohh
Yeahhh
I promised I wouldn't do this, and who cares?
I need to say my alphabet
And I
Can never trust skeletons
Hmm
Don't you wanna set me down?
I just want my lily pad
Heh heh
HOT POTATO!
Yeah, one time I bit a geese
My left shoe leaks sock grease
Mmm that's gross
Ate a big leech
Eww how'd you keep it down?
HOT POTATO!
The Tin Man sat in the soup
Of course he did!
Gyah, you just wrecked the beat!
[sound of someone being dropped] Oww!
Do you have a glue stick?
What?
Geez, I need some glue
Do you not use it when you break stuff?
Not really
Nice!