Hey, um, can you tell me--
Oh, my God, you're Tori, right?
- Uh-huh. - You were so awesome
in the big showcase.
- Aw, thanks. - My name's cat.
- Like the animal? - What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing, I... I love cats.
Me too, they're so cute.
Hey! Jett Zander!
Why don't you just admit to everybody
that you are wearing a wig?!
[gasping]
I would never wear a wig. I am all natural. Look.
[chattering]
Who are you anyway?
Well, I'm just a girl
who's going to tear the wig off Jett Zander!
- Cat, no! - You!
[screaming, ripping]
Ah! She's ruining my hair!
[screaming]
Ah, what's she doing?
[screaming, ripping]
Please leave his hair alone!
Someone call security!
Yeah.
[crying]
[whimpering]
Well, it's not a wig.
♪ Burn so bright I'm gonna make you blind ♪
♪ Always want What you can't have ♪
♪ Is it so bad if you don't get What you wanted? ♪
♪ Make you feel good As I whip you into shape ♪
♪ Yeah, boy Let's get it started ♪
♪ Give it up You can't win ♪
♪ 'Cause I know Where you've been ♪
♪ Such a shame You don't put up a fight ♪
♪ That's a game that we play At the end of the night ♪
♪ It's the same old story But you never get it right ♪
♪ Give it up ♪
♪ Show me what you got, boy ♪
♪ Show me what you got Got, boy ♪
♪ What you got, boy Show me what you got ♪
♪ Looking so hot Down in Hollywood ♪
♪ You know they got Got the goods ♪
♪ So let's give it up For those L.A. Boyz ♪
♪ Riding the waves up in Malibu They really get, get to you ♪
♪ So let's give it up For those L.A. Boyz ♪
- Hi, Cat. - Hey, Cat.
Hi, Max. Hi, Chloe. Cute boots.
I can't talk right now!
That's cool, just let us in.
Your Nona's babysitting us.
No, my Nona's not here
because somebody did something very terrible to her.
Somebody.
Hey, will you take Darby? He's heavy.
No, you guys I don't have enough time to. I gotta go.
Whoa, I don't want this beast.
Oh, yeah. Pretty flowers.
[cooing]
Go tell your mom to find another babysitter.
Our mom left for work.
Well, then, just, um, just come with us.
Hurry, go, go, go.
What's going on? Where are we going?
[whining]
You left the baby in the bush!
I'm getting the baby!
- Hurry. Let's go. - I'm hurrying.
That's it. One more rude comment from you
and you're losing a big toe.
- What? - Or worse.
- Sam. - What?
Babysitting rules clearly state
each child must leave with the same number
of body parts they showed up with.
There's no rule that says,
"Each child must leave with the same--"
Oh, look, it's number four.
Alright, kids, take your protein pills
and your nutritional yeast.
Where did this water come from?
The sink.
[both] Ew!
What's wrong now?
We don't drink sink water.
Get us some bottled water.
We don't have bottled water.
Ah! Daniel!
Hey, babe.
This is the guy I've been telling you about...
my boyfriend.
Oh.
[giggling]
Daniel, these are my friends, Beck, Jade and that's Tori.
Yeah, we've- we've met.
Really? You know Daniel?
Oh, she knows Daniel.
We're gonna be late for our tour.
What tour?
I'm taking Freddie on a tour
of all the Los Angeles' freeways.
Yep, we're gonna see the 101, the 10,
The 118, 134.
The 405 which I hear is wide.
Um-hmm.
Hey, can Andre be my assistant?
You can ask him.
Andre, you want to help me
put monster make-up on Tori's face?
Bye.
Maybe he had to use the bathroom.
In my front yard?
Well, sometimes my brother--
Makeup time.
[Cat] What's happening?
Nothin'. You okay in there?
Yeah. It's kinda cozy.
It reminds me of my closet
where I used to hide from my brother.
Why would you hide from your brother?
Just, you know, to survive.
Okay, the scene can be about anything you want.
The first letter of the first line is P.
Tori, action.
Please go take a shower.
Quit telling me what to do.
Relax, girls. Let's all try to get along.
Totally.
Ehh! Cat, you line had to start with an S.
Oh, my life's the worst!
- Here's a piece of candy. - Yay, I love candy.
Well, you better look again...
Because there's been a murder.
[gasping] Murder? Where?
Right here...
On this underwater submarine.
I'd better wake up the president.
[glass breaking]
[laughing]
Give me the White House. [chuckles]
Cat.
Hey.
You have to try something.
Handcuffs?
Uh-huh. Put 'em on one wrist.
Okay.
Good and now we lock the other part around here.
Fun.
Okay, now try these.
[gasping] Ooh, candy.
Mm, these are so...
so hot!
- What are these? - Choo Choo Peppers.
Toot! Ugh! They're burning my mouth!
- I know. Want some water? - Yes!
Tell me the secret in the bird scene.
I can't and I need water!
Oh, fine.
Mmmm. Oh and Tori! Water.
Oh, I gotta finish packing.
Dice and I are on the nine o'clock bus
to Foenix.
Uh, you know, it's pronounced Phoenix.
No, it's Foenix.
See.
It's spelled with an o.
Yeah, but you don't pronounce the o.
Well, I do.
I respect the alphabet.
Whatcha got there?
It's my sack of bibble.
It's really heavy so I put it in a wagon.
And you needed to bring all of it to school?
I can't help it.
It's so good.
Can't believe Mason bought you this much.
This isn't even the sack he got me.
- What? - I finished that one.
I went back and bought two more sacks.
I think I might have a bibble problem.
Call 9-9-1!
Why?
Somebody snatched my bibble!
[whimpering]
[laughing]
This is not a joke! My bibble is gone!
Well, where is it?
Gone!
Dude, you need to chill down
if we're gonna find out who took your bibble.
I don't know what-- - Shh.
Oh, alright.
I-I smell bibble.
I think it's- [sniffing]
I think it's--
What?
You stole my bibble.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, then why are all these little bibble bits
all around your pillow?!
[spitting]
Oh, God, that was a toenail!