YOU WANNA SEE A HORROR MOVIE?
GO USE A PORTA POTTY OF VENICE BEACH.
YOU GO IN THAT PORTA-POTTY,
I GUARANTEE YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH HEPATITIS.
- YEAH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. - I'LL BET MY LIFE.
- OH, MAN. - AND IF YOU TOUCH--
IF YOU TOUCH THE HANDLE IN A VENICE BEACH PORTA-POTTY,
YOU BETTER THROW THAT HAND AWAY. - YEAH,
IMAGINE BEING THE PERSON THAT INVENTED THE PORTA-POTTY.
- AND SEEING YOU-- - AND THEN HAVING TO TELL PEOPLE
WHAT YOU--WHAT YOUR SUCCESS
OR HOW DID YOU LIKE-- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID.
- WELL... - I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT I DID. - I NEEDED TO TAKE A SHIT
ONE DAY AND THERE WAS NOWHERE TO GO.
- I HAD NO-- - SO I THOUGHT,
"HANG ON A MINUTE.
WHAT IF I MAKE A PLASTIC BOX
WHERE PEOPLE SHIT IN THE BOX
AND THEN I'LL COME AND PICK IT UP
AT THE END OF THE DAY?" - (LAUGHTER)
- HEY, EVERYBODY. I'M SO FUNNY THAT WE COULDN'T FIT
ALL MY GENIUS INTO JUST ONE EPISODE.
SO, HERE ARE SOME DELETED SCENES
TO ENSURE YOU ENJOY ALL THAT K-HART HAS TO OFFER.
- YEAH, WHAT'S UP, BIG DICK?
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU OVER THIS WAY? - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M ACTUALLY OVER HERE A LOT, MAN.
I LOVE TO COME OVER HERE.
I LOVE TO RUN. I RUN ALONG THE BEACH.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET OUT HERE EARLY.
YOU GOTTA GET OUT HERE BEFORE THE SHIT HIT.
- OH, RIGHT. OKAY. - SHIT HIT THE FAN IN VENICE.
- OKAY. - YOU KNOW, I HAD ONE GUY,
WHILE I WAS RUNNING,
ACTUALLY THROW HIS OWN SHIT AT ME.
THAT'S A-- THAT'S A TRUE STORY, JAMES.
HE SAID, "YO, DON'T NOBODY CARE
ABOUT YOU MOVING YOUR FEET."
AND HE JUST TOOK SOME SHIT AND HE THREW IT AT ME.
- NO. - YEAH.
- I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN ON THE TUBE
ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND. - REALLY?
- YEAH, A GUY JUST WENT TO ME,
"LOOK AT THAT." AND I WENT, "WHOA."
AND THAT WAS... - HE JUST SAID--
- THAT WAS IT. IT WAS A BIG MOMENT IN MY LIFE
WHERE I THOUGHT-- - LOOK AT THIS STUFF I--
- --I NEED TO FIND A WAY WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO GET
ON THE TUBE ANYMORE.
I WAS LIKE-- - YEAH. (LAUGHS)
OH, NO. GO, GO, GO.
GOT YOU. GOT YOU. - (LAUGHS)
- SIR. I GOT HIM.
LET ME GET HIS ATTENTION. - (LAUGHS)
- YO, HEY.
YOU GOT ANYBODY?
SIR, WE WANT YOU TO DRAW A PICTURE OF US.
- BUT WE'D LIKE YOU TO BE QUITE LOW-KEY--
- YEAH. DON'T DRAW ATTENTION. - --THAT WE'RE HERE.
WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT WE'RE HERE.
DON'T DRAW ANY ATTENTION TO THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE DRAWING A PICTURE OF US, IS THAT OKAY?
- YES, IS THAT COOL?
- YES, SIR.
- I'M NOT GETTING OUT MY CAR UNLESS YOU PROMISE
TO KEEP THIS ON THE LOW. - I'LL DO MY BEST.
- DONE DEAL, SIR.
STAY LOW-KEY, JAMES. - (LAUGH)
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
- TRY AND BE FLATTERING.
I HAD A CARICATURIST DRAW ME BEFORE
AND HE LITERALLY DREW A TINY FOREHEAD.
AND THEN THE REST OF MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS
(MAKES SOUND) AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, COME ON."
- SO HE DREW YOU-- HE DREW YOU ACCURATELY?
- WOW. - ALL DONE.
YOU READY FOR THIS? - NO WAY.
THAT WAS FAST. - THE BIG REVEAL.
- YEAH, HERE WE GO. - CHECK THAT OUT.
- COME ON, NOW. - OH.
HE DID MAKE ME MORE CHISELED THAN I AM.
- NO, NO, YOU GOT NO-- - I APPRECIATE THAT.
- IT'S--NORMALLY, I WOULD PAY FOR THIS.
BUT BECAUSE OF MY SUCCESS LEVEL,
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.
THAT'S HOW THE RICH STAY RICH.
WE JUST--WE JUST TAKE THE SHIT, OKAY?
- ABSOLUTELY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN.
- MY PLEASURE.
(MUSIC)
- OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, JACKSON.
- THIS IS WHEN IT GETS--SEE, THIS IS WHEN IT GETS
EMBARRASSING WHEN A KID--WHEN A KID--
- THIS IS A KID. THIS IS...
(CROWD CHEERING)
- THAT'S INSANE. THAT'S INSANE.
- YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S ENOUGH.
YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH, JACKSON.
HOW ABOUT WE STOP SHOWING OFF?
HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT?
HOW ABOUT WE GET IT, JACKSON?
- IT'S A DISAPPOINTING FINISH.
- NOBODY LIKES TO SHOW OFF, JACKSON.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW SAME TIME IN THE MORNING.
- SEE YOU TOMORROW. - JAMES, THAT LITTLE BOY
MADE US BOTH LOOK STUPID.
(MUSIC)
- YOU GUYS GOT LITTLE BODIES IF YOU ASK ME, JAMES.
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHTER)
- THAT'S MY WAR CRY. (SCREAMS)
- THAT'S A GOOD WAR CRY. THAT'S A GOOD WAR CRY.
- THAT'S A GOOD WAR CRY, RIGHT? - A GOOD WAR CRY.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S BACK IT UP, OKAY.
HERE WE GO. READY AND...
- ONE, BANG IT OUT, BANG IT OUT.
- BANG IT OUT. - OH.
- FOUR-- - I FEEL MY ASS (INDISTINCT)
- --FIVE... - I FEEL MY ASS.
- HEY, HOLD THE LAST ONE, KEVIN, TWO SECONDS.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - TWO-SECOND HOLD.
- HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
- HOLD IT. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT HERE.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- THAT'S A RECORD.
THAT'S A RECORD, 35. I JUST DID 35.
- NO ONE HAS EVER DONE A 10.
NO ONE'S EVER DONE 10. - I DID. NO.
- THAT'S A RECORD. - I DID 35.
- THIRTY-FIVE. - I DID 35.
- NO ONE'S EVER DONE 35. - YEAH, I DID 35.
- EVER.
YOU JUST SHOWED 10 ON THE PROGRAM.
- SHIT. WHERE DO YOU ALL--
WHERE DO YOU ALL NORMALLY THROW UP AT?
- (LAUGHTER) - IS THERE LIKE A SECTION?
- YEAH! - YOU GOT TO SHOW THEM ONE.
GOOD. - YEAH!
(LAUGHTER)
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
THIS IS OUR LAST EXERCISE. - OKAY.
- THIS IS FOR THE BACK, YOU KNOW.
- OKAY. - FOR THIS TYPE
OF PART RIGHT HERE. - OH, NICE.
- YEAH, YEAH. - NICE FORM.
- YOU KNOW, ALL THIS. WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU
ALL THAT. - YEAH, I'VE BEEN HAD THAT.
- SO, WE COMBINE IT WITH THE ABS,
YOU PULL YOUR LEGS UP. - OKAY.
- AND YOU JUST DO PULL-UPS. - OH.
JAMES IS GOING TO DESTROY THESE.
- COME ON, JAMES. - YEAH, YEAH.
WHOO.
- (SCREAMS)
- ONE,
TWO,
THREE,
FOUR,
FIVE. - THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOUGH.
- AND WE'LL CUT THAT OUT. - THAT'S ENOUGH, YEAH.
- WE'LL GREEN SCREEN THAT, WE'LL GREEN SCREEN THAT
AND YOU'LL BE GONE. AND THAT'LL LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?
- IN THE EDIT, IT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT.
- IN THE EDIT IT WILL LOOK LIKE, YEAH. - ...IT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU, BRO. - I APPRECIATE YOU ALL.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU ALL. I'LL SEE YOU ALL
OTHER TIME, MAN. - I THINK KEVIN'S BEEN
TAUGHT A LESSON. HE ACTUALLY SAID TO ME
IN THE CORRIDOR JUST THEN, HE SAID,
"NO ONE'S EVER EMBARRASSED ME LIKE THAT
WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS."
SO I THINK IT'S BEEN GOOD FOR HIM
TO, SORT OF,
WAKE UP IN A WAY.
- THIS IS (BLEEP) FUNNY. THE FACT THAT YOU HAD IT THERE
ALL DAY IS VERY FUNNY.
-
I EMBRACED IT AS WELL. WE HAD A GREAT TALK.
WE SAW PEOPLE DOING GYMNASTICS,
AND WE GOT TO WORK OUT WITH, UH, TWO SUPERHEROES.
IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.
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