>> James: WELCOME BACK.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT PERFORMING IS JUST
MY HOBBY.
MY REAL PASSION IF YOU KNOW THIS, IS POSTING ON INSTAGRAM.
IF YOU FOLLOW ME THERE, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP.
I'M TOSSIN' OUT LIKE FIVE, SIX POSTS EVERY YEAR ON THAT THING.
AND ONLY FOUR OF THOSE ARE CONTRACTUAL PAID PROMOATIONZS.
BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THE GRAM.
I CALL IT THE GRAM.
YOU PROBABLY CALL IT INSTAGRAM, I CALL IT THE GRAM, I'M THE
WHOLE THING.
REAL, A LOT.
I BLOW THE PLACE UP.
OKAY.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU KNOW.
>> THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THAT I HIT YOU UP, HEY MAN WHAT IS
GOING ON, FRIDAY NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
YOU ARE LIKE CAN'T TALK, I'M LIVE ON THE GRAM.
BUT IF YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU TAKE A PHOTO AND UPLOAD
IT TO INSTAGRAM, THE PHOTO GETS CROPPED?
WELL, INSTAGRAM, GIFTS BASKETS, OH MY GOD, WITHOUT YOU WE
WOULDN'T EXIST AS A PLATFORM, YOU ARE BLOWING IT OUT, YOU LIKE
THE ROCK PROMOTING THE TEQUILA, CRAZY FOR T THEY HAVE GIVEN US
TONS OF PHOTOS BE ININSTAGRAM BEFORE THEY GET CROPPED.
LIKE THIS PHOTO DRAKE POSTED.
IT'S A PHOTO OF HIM AND FUTURE REALLY CRACKING UP AT SOMETHING.
AND I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS SO FUNNY.
CHECK IT OUT.
YOING SHELL DONE, IF YOU ASK ME, DRAKE IS NOT LAUGHING ENOUGH.
THIS ONE SYLVESTER STALLONE SITTING NEXT TO CHARL C.E.O.
CHAPLIN STATUE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT HO HOW DO THEY GET THOSE METAL
STATUES SO LIFELIKE, THEN I SAW THE WHOLE-- THE WHOLE THING.
ACTUALLY A TRAGIC PHOTO, NO WAY HE COULD SURVIVE THAT, STATUE
LOOKS GREAT THOUGH.
THIS IS ONE HERE AL ROKER IT'S HIM AND SOME ADORABLE
MASCOT.
AT LEAST I THOUGHT THE MASCOT WAS ADORABLE.
AGAIN, NO WAY HE COULD'VE SURVIVED THAT.
HERE'S ONE FROM JENNIFER LOPEZ.
IT'S A STUNNING OUTFIT SHE'S WEARING, BUT I WAS LIKE, WHAT
COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE GETTING UP TO IN THAT OUTFIT?
YOU MUS BE THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING,
THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
AGAIN, NO WAY SHE COULD'VE SURVIVED THAT.
THEY ALWAYS COME IN THREES, DON'T THEY?
HERE'S ONE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT.
IT'S HER IN SOME SORT OF BEAR COSTUME, I DON'T KNOW WHY.
BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
WOW.
"THE REVENANT 2: THE BEAR IS BACK," STARRING TAYLOR SWIFT AS
THE BEAR.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS.
I DN THINK SHE PLAYED THE BEAR IN THE FIRST ONE, I THINK SHE IS
IN THE SECRETARY ONE.
THEN I SAW THIS ONE, WHICH IS COURTENEY KARDASHIAN HERE, AND
MEGAN-- IT'S HER, TRAVIS BARKER, MACHINE
GUN KELLY, AND MEGAN FOX GETTING PRETTY STEAMY IN A BATHROOM.
AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHAT?
I MEAN LACK AT IT.
YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS WHAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHALL-- WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE IS HOW PUBLIC
THE BATHROOM ACTUALLY WAS.
HAVE A LOOK.
OH, AND THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.