Hey, everyone. I'm Rachel and today on Crack Your Bible
we are just going to be talking about the latter-half of
Genesis 9. Because, it is super weird and confusing. Now, Noah gets off the ark- let's have kind of a brief overview-
Noah gets off the ark and some time later he plants a vineyard.
Noah gets drunk in his tent; Ham goes into the tent.
Something happens and Ham comes out of the tent and he tells his two brothers,
Japheth and Shem, what just happened, and they back into the tent, like they
go in backwards,
cover up their fathers nakedness,
Walk out. After Noah comes to, he sobers up
after some time, he figures out what Ham did to him and
he flips out and then he puts a curse on Ham's
fourth Son Canaan and
He says that Canaan is going to be a servant of servants
He's basically going to have to serve the others, so it's very strange.
So we need to, like, unpack this. Because this is one of the grossest stories
Once you understand what is actually going on here in the Hebrew. Now
first of all
How did Noah get so lit that he's drunk? Because this is
really the first time that we see a godly person getting
plastered and
The Bible has no problem with people drinking
I mean Jesus's first miracle with him turning water into wine at the wedding at Canaan
But, the Bible repeatedly says, like, "don't get wasted." And there's a difference between having a drink and getting lit
so
What happened here?
Noah gets out of the ark. And, Remember prior to the flood they had that Vault of Heaven around?
So you're going to have a more pressure on the Earth if you have that Vault of Heaven. The
temperatures would have been different. And people say that it was most likely highly oxygenated.
so you had things that grew very large and
Carbon Dioxide
more. So again, things grew large. So, once that Vault of Heaven fell down,
you're going to have lower pressure on the earth. You're going to have a less oxygenated environment
and
Noah got off at Mount Ararat. So he's at a higher altitude.
What do those three things, less oxygen
higher altitude, low pressure,
what happens with those things? It's called hypoxia.
Altitude Sickness or why you feel more "drunk" on a plane if you drink the same number of drinks in an airplane
compared to on the ground. It's...
hypoxia is where you're getting less oxygen in your body, so you feel more
intoxicated and
This is what altitude sickness is. That's why if you are
up on a mountain, hiking
and you're drinking, you're going to feel a lot more drunk, than if you are on the ground. You have less oxygen in your system
You're at a higher altitude, and there's less pressure on your body
So, Noah, in this new, place doesn't realize that
hey things are different. So you can't drink as much as you
used to and feel fine.
So he goes into the tent and
Ham sees his nakedness, comes out, and immediately tells his brothers.
What, what does this mean? If you haven't read the rest of the Bible like Deuteronomy or
Leviticus,
seeing somebody's nakedness
means that you've basically
cuckold them. So..
For example. It says that "do not sleep with your mother or your
father's wife. Because, you will have uncovered his nakedness.
It's sort of like, in English, when we say
this guy
cuckolded this guy, it doesn't mean that
he like physically did something to that guy. It means that he slept with that man's wife.
So the act of doing something with a woman
affected that man
so the term is only between men even though it it means that something happened between one man and
another man's wife
So, by uncovering his father's nakedness
what Ham did was, he went into the tent and he had sex with his mom or
stepmom oh, I hope it's a stepmom. I need to kind of backtrack a little bit because
whenever you have this imagery with like the vineyard and wine...
We see this in other parts of the Bible such as with King David and BathSheba and Uriah
David expected Uriah to go drink and then have sex with Bathsheba and then
Uriah didn't so David killed him and took Bathsheba for his wife
It's also a crazy story now. This was basically ancient Hebrews' ''Netflix and chill''
It's a euphemism for, you know, we're going to have sex . If you're going to go into the vineyard
if you're going to Netflix and chill that
basically means you're going to go try to get it in. You're going to have sex with somebody. Now
like today, some people actually are watching Netflix and chilling
But there's also the connotation that you will have sex at some point during this
event and
likewise, with the vineyard
symbolism, yeah, they're actually in a vineyard, actually, they are actually drinking wine
but it also notes that there is going to be sex happening. So we see that symbolism, or that imagery in
this story. Noah has a vineyard, ohh like Netflix and chill,
and he gets plastered. So when he's about to have sex with his own wife, because God said be fruitful and multiply,
you a Ham roll up and
he rapes his own mom, and he comes up, and he tells his brothers.
What? This is all so confusing if you don't understand, number one, rape and, number two,
Mid Eastern culture. Rape is not necessarily about sensuality. A lot of times
it's about power and dominance.
So, what he was doing was he was dominating , uh this is so gross, his own mom.
But it was a power play
to usurp his own Dad like "I
slept with your woman. I slept with your wife, so now
I'm in charge." And we see this throughout the Bible, unfortunately, you see when somebody is going to over
overrun somebody or
You see somebody who's trying to, like, get the upper hand or take over, they try to have sex with that
person's wives or concubines. You see this with the 12 tribes of Israel.
Reuben, who's the oldest son, he has sex with Jacob's
servant, Bilhah, who was also the mother of some of the
Tribes of Israel
That is a middle eastern symbol of like "I'm in charge now. I'm usurping you and here: I'm going to have sex with these women"
When it's your own mom like...uhhh
You are disgusting.
So
What Ham did was he had sex with his mom and then told his brothers, like, "Hey, I'm in charge now.
Just wanna let you know this happened, so
it's all about me." This just confirms what I have always said about
Noah, and his sons. They didn't make it on the ark because they were just so pious and holy and wonderful
No, they were the only ones who weren't these demonic hybrids. Because we still see this
egregious sin nature. I mean, we all have a sin nature in us, but
clearly Ham is on another level.
Because,
he gets off the ark; he's seeing what God can do, how God punishes sin and
this is what he does. And it mirrors exactly what Satan did to God: where it's like
"I'm going to try to usurp you." That was basically one of my first videos,
where Lucifer, at the time,
thinks that he's going to overtake God. And we see the same imagery
now, where it's "Ham's going to overtake Noah." And it's like, okay:
There's literally eight adults in the scene. You guys are that greedy for land. I mean you have the entire world
and there's eight adults. You guys can't like figure this out
Without having sex with your own mom, because you're going to do a power play? Like, this is
disgusting
so
His mom gets pregnant from this. And this is why the Bible tells us over and over and over
"Ham, the father of Canaan," so that it is not confused
that Noah is the father of Canaan, even though it came from his wife.
Gross. "Canaan" which means "humiliation,"
I'm sure his mom really had a..(chuckle)
had a good reason for naming him that.
Canaan is now going to be the servant to his brothers, Shem and Japheth, and
basically
Ham wanted to overtake everything so that he owned, he was in charge of 100% of everything
through this son and
now
Because he usurped Noah's power, he wanted everything for himself. Just like Satan wanted everything for himself.
And we see that now. "Oh, you're going to do this well now your offspring,
this son that came from this
despicable act, is going to be the servant of everybody else." And you know Canaan had a problem with
sexual sin and we see this unnatural sex
throughout Canaan's descendants. The Canaanites were the ones who are mating with
nephilim and produced giants after the flood. We see them going after false gods. And it's just like, okay, so if
Ham messed up, why is it that everybody in this line is..
they're nasty? The only way that I can explain
the Canaanites
affinity for unnatural sex is
Transgenerational epigenetic inheritance. Now,
what does that mean?
Basically, it means that you can pass on memories to your offspring without
changing their DNA. Like the DNA doesn't look like there's anything changed, but clearly they've inherited a
memory. So this shared bank of knowledge, some people talk about it, but it can even be things that are specific to
your parent or your grandparents. For example, scientists have taken mice, and what they would do is
they would spray a smell and then whenever those mice smell that smell they would get a shock and
So they were conditioned to know "Hey, when I smell this I'm going to get shocked." Now, when those mice has babies
They just the babies and they just sprayed this smell on them and the babies freaked out even though they had no
experience
ever smelling this smell and experience a shock.
But all they did was they smelled it and they reacted as if they were going to get shocked. So that is an example of
Transgenerational epigenetic inheritance
They have been given this memory,
we don't know how,
from their parents. It's just something that is in our genetic makeup it's in animal makeup as well.
So this could be one of the things
That caused the Canaanites to be into unnatural sex. Ham was into it which passed it on to Canaan.
Canaan was already cursed by Noah.
And then they were really into
sleeping with demons, sleeping with fallen angels,
sleeping with
their own family. Gross.
And we see the same thing in other areas that we haven't gotten to this. So Abraham and Lot:
Lot was the nephew of Abraham and
after Sodom and Gomorrah happened....
Gross. This story is so gross. So after Sodom and Gomorrah happened, Lot gets drunk
again, there's that symbolism.... and his daughters...eww
again, it's
The kids to the parent - it's so gross.
They, his two daughters, talk amongst themselves, and they're like "Hey,
we're the last people on Earth." Because apparently they didn't realize that this was just a localized event. Their dad gets drunk.
They're in a cave with him and they both sleep with their dad. And they produce the Moabites and the Ammonites:
also, people who were into crazy sex and worshiping
demons and all sorts of stuff. So we have the Canaanites, the Moabites, the Ammonites,
all descended from
products of incest and they are all into unnatural,
weird, gross sex.
and God... God wants them gone, like they were the enemies of the Israelites throughout the Bible.
Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross
So that is basically
the ending of Genesis 9. We have
Ham trying to usurp his dad; and he does this by
raping his own mom, and then telling his brothers about it. Noah finds out when he sobers up: his wife is pregnant.
She produces this baby:
Canaan, and he wants everyone to know: "This is not my son. This is Ham's son"
There is a curse put on them and
Canaan is going to have to serve his brothers...eww..half-brothers.
And
you see that because Ham wanted all of that land, he's going to usurp his dad....
that land that the Canaanites had...
is going to go to the Israelites, later down the road.
God gave them a time for repentance, because even the offspring...
they were into some crazy stuff. God gave them 400 years to kind of
repent, come around, and
they didn't. So that is why God is constantly
allowing the Israelites and the Canaanites, Ammonites, Moabites to go to war because they were into some crazy,
disgusting stuff. So when people are like " oh why does God
allow, you know, women children and babies to die?" Uh.. you don't even know what they're all into. Like...
they're all hybrid-demon-creature things, and they're all
incestuous, disgusting fools. So that is basically
the story of the latter-half of Genesis 9. We can finally kind of start to wrap-up
the
Noah story
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