there it is the finest eating
establishment ever established for
eating the Krusty Krab home of the crab
where the hell
was
[Music]
he possibly won Go SpongeBob go
SpongeBob go self
[Music]
hurry Mr Krabs before it's too late I
gotta tell you permission to come aboard
Captain I've been training my whole life
for the day I could join the Krusty crew
and now I'm ready
[Music]
when do I start
oh my gosh
a cool place for teams to just you know
hang out Pearl you're a genius all these
young hip new customers fully on
Squidward he can't keep up with the
times you're a true Visionary Pearl
here's the key to the Krusty Krab she's
yours now
thank you get this to the Krusty Krab on
the devil good luck
dreams do come true
restaurant
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Music]
how did you do all this it was easy Once
I cleared my mind right this way please
[Music]
good evening sir
Mr Krabs nose hair clippers I could use
these Squidward you shouldn't be going
through Mr Krabs belongings
SpongeBob I told you what the doctor
said Mr Krabs isn't coming back now keep
quiet so I can hear the Tumblers in his
sight
[Music]
SpongeBob you're just in time for the
grand unveiling of Krabby Land crabby
Lancer yes crabby land where a kid can
have fun for the right price I
welcome to the Krusty Krab young man
what's your name Monroe nice to meet you
Monroe
[Music]
okay money I mean children it's time for
the grand unveiling of money I mean
grumpy land
okay kids now promise Uncle Krabs that
if you get hungry while you're playing
you'll come inside for some delicious
nutritious Krabby Patties
all right here we go I give you crappy
land
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
you didn't win the prize no you know
what that means no what it means you
have no skill then you're a loser
[Laughter]
I'm a winner see my prize you're a loser
who sits and cries
wow what happened to the Krusty Krab
good morning the Christy Towers is now
open for business come inside
isn't it beautiful where are all the new
hotel employees
we first don't tell guest watch me
really mean
welcome to the Krusty Towers where our
motto is we shall never deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request Ah
that's great I'd like a double Krabby
Patty with no onions and extra pickles
if you want a Krabby Patty you'll have
to rent a room and Order room service oh
I've only got an hour for lunch huh
oh no you don't this is my turf I think
not rag boy what oh yeah it's Crush you
right now you literally get out of my
face
hi look nerdfight I got five bucks on
rag boy
we'll let the customers decide whose
Burgers better
step right up gents get a delicious Chum
burger right here big Johnny will eat
anything
have a Chum Burger Johnny sir
I'm gonna try one of ragboy's burgers
you are the first to taste a Krabby
Patty
business is good today
great another hayseed charge him devil
for his drinks
yeah some fancy dude just said in it
what can I get you stranger give me a
shot
of mail
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
way to go fellas
what happened to the Krusty Krab
[Music]
the designated area where you are
permitted by Man Ray your ruler to
obtain sandwiches using memory dollars
excuse me Squidward yes
what are you doing here I'm just taking
stock of a wasted life
[Music]
I'll have a medium fries a large Krabby
Patty and a medium drink coming right up
sir
SpongeBob I need a medium fries large
Scrappy Patty and a medium drink I'll
have that ready in two shakes of a
lamprey's tail
that
ought to fix it
[Music]
[Applause]
thank you come again
[Music]
hello
hello sir have you heard of the most
wonderful restaurant in all the Bikini
Bottom the Krusty Krab of course I have
that's where I'm going if you'll get out
of my way please accept one of our
flyers and consider dining at our fine
dining establishment the next time
you're feeling hungry but I'm hungry now
okay already
[Music]
yeah oh thank you sir tell all you
friends
Krusty Krab eat at the Krusty Krab
heading home thanks for all the extra
greenbacks you earned me today don't
thank me Mr Krabs thank my new magic
talking spatula oh that's great
SpongeBob
wait a minute what did I tell you about
talking to spatulas only do it if it
makes me money
[Music]
this gets
dribble after a while
prepared to bother you missed the cat I
just thought you'd like a bite you wow
[Music]
good thing I got this oxygen to take a
mess but otherwise there's no way I'd be
able to hold my crackers
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
oh the broken wall that's about 15
000. oh
that'll be about six grand oh oh that's
a lot of zeros
[Music]
[Applause]
why would you like our house red or our
house
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
that's right me boy it's all history now
but you you have the most important job
of all
you give tours and some tchotchkes in
the gift shop yeah but what if someone
wants a Krabby Patty we've got plenty of
Krabby Patties right here in the freezer
[Applause]
[Music]
see customers at the Museum can cook the
patties themselves like this
[Music]
is so convenient see
buy one get one full price Krabby
Patty's Hair went great but the crowds
left me restaurant dirtier than usual
I'm gonna need you to clean until this
whole place speckled
nice work for you very prison hey uh
what's with all the Caged men in here
you're making me a little nervous
oh well we're a prison team restaurant
now do your time with our new Petty it
served in a solitary confinement box has
its own prisoner number it even comes
with toy shackles
wow
looks delicious that's right hey the
Krusty Krab you can lock him here hungry
throw away the keys
thank you
[Music]
mistake me Christmas just don't hurt me
money