Hi, the footage is slightly out of focus - I forgot to sell my soul to the illuminati today and
this is what happened (frown) it's okay you mostly won't be looking at my meatloaf face anyway.
Someone said Kim Kardashian look like their sleep paralysis demon I- HI it's Divya G what
does the g stand for? The g stands for MET GALA 2021. The theme this year was AMERICA.
My personal philosophy that anything can be a book cover so I thought instead of me sitting here in
my Dobby-ass-looking five pound outfit judging other people's tens of thousand dollar looks....
Whoever invented this year's theme should go on furlough because what does this mean?
What does it mean? What does it mean? Let's turn the outfits into trashy book covers.
Disclaimer I only spent like two or three hours on each cover so they are gonna be looking bad.
Miss kim k came out here looking like an unlock character, she's looking like a dementor,
no face and i thought she would look perfect for a horror book cover. These covers are kind of
the inspiration I was going for you know a lot of blue a lot of black a lot of red. I love a person
standing in a forest, standing in front of a house, standing in front of a tree,
standing near a lake, standing in the hallway why are they standing so much? Girl you should
be running away "let me walk towards the creepy ass-" no no you run away this is why you die. We
went shopping for some woods I chucked Miss Kim K into multiple forests until we found one that she
could call home. Added some flying crows because she's a right old bird ain't she. Added a bit of
dramatic fog for drama. Kim Kardashian is so rich she not only can buy this flock of birds,
she can not only buy the forest that she's standing in, but she can buy the air particles.
Her mom and her could even harvest this fog and sell it to you and you will buy it. She looks like
she's gonna chef me up like but for the title we just went with the balaclava- bally! I like
this fit you know I was like oh Kim k with the drip boutta like she's a boutta start rapping
"it's Unknown T, Homerton B I've got gyallie on me opp block, bally on me panic and dash"
Next we have Tim Horton Salamder he was giving me a lot he also giving me nothing at all. Timothy
looks British he has this face where he looks like he's about to bust out singing
berries and cream berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream. But to be honest
I was looking at this drip and I was like you know what man look like he stepped out of Les
Miserables french revolution like he's gonna bust out singing "empty chairs at empty tables
now my friends are dead and gone". For this cover we're doing historical fiction.
I didn't do history gcse i did RS instead I was looking for historical events that I know from
my own knowledge that mean a lot to me and one of them was James Cameron's Titanic (1997) okay so
I tried to do this thing where the images look like they're fading into the clothes or there's
like this silhouette because I think that it looks kind of sick. You gotta let the reader know this
is about the old ass times. For the background, I was like let's get this old ass letter that looks
like it's definitely not been tea bagged to look like it's been in the war from the art department.
Titanic wasn't doing it for me. I added an upside down castle for the color palette i was like
let's think the Donald Trump make it orange and weathered and old and raggedy- or if you're
south asian think jalebi baby. Is this sweet Hailey Steinfeld? As soon as i saw that dress
i knew. Give me clouds as a background. I used her dress like finger things as the spiky eyelashes i
think that the shatter me series has in common is... infected eyelashes gal you need to go
specsavers. This one has 20 year old mascara, this one's giving me euphoria vibes, this one is
trying to recreate the fire of london 1666 she really said you know i know my history and then this one
is giving me like stuck on mount everest shout out to Nepal! I feel a bit for the designer of these
covers because I feel like there's only so many of these like eyelash composites that you can make
kind of like relate to the story if it relates to story at all i don't know I haven't read. And then
i also added some glitter eyeshadow and water to wash off them dandruff eyelashes. Title has
to relate to the crustiness so i was like "moisturize me". They all have some like
deep bhudda quote at the top so i was like i chose my favorite poem which is
this poem by poet laureatte, Gabbie Hanna. Time is relative family is relatives.
Last time she was subject to a YA a horror villain this time she's subject to like that ball
gown dress from like ages ago and i don't know if it's still going but it was a thing. I went to go
see cinderella in theatre yeah, the Andrew Lloyd Tory version the actors are fine. The songs were
so like i don't know you can just tell what the next line is going to be. We have cinderella being
emo because she's like not like other girls or whatever. Cinderella is just a mellow girl who's
had a hard life and one day her luck changes. The Prince is a simp. Cinderella is using the
patriarchy to her own advantage because she's got that pretty privilege why not use it to climb the
social ladder? The prince is the one who wanted to marry her after putting a shoe on her foot it's
not her fault. Do you know what I mean? She's a victim. I understand modernizing Cinderella.
When i watch cinderella the feminism leaves my body you know I don't need a girl boss Cinderella
to enjoy it. At this point the publisher's budget was running out so it was not going to be looking
that good all right spent it all on Moisturize Me. Named it the crown and tried to give it some of
that gold texture. There's always going to be a comparison to another book you're trying to
get you to buy it all right it's just marketing. Throne of glass meets Game of Thrones meets The
Hunger Games meet Gril Meets World when She's The Man meets Inception meets Dora The Explorer meets
Cinderella Is Dead meets Fifty Shades means Euphoria meets Boris Johnson - The Times.
From rags to wishes she must always watch her back because queen lizzy's gonna get you killed
otherwise girl! Sorry i don't have more there were so many looks i could have done like
Jennifer Lopez was giving me wild west. Lorde would make an amazing YA a fantasy cover like
look at the- gorgeous! But the publishing house stopped paying me at this point and I was like
NO PAY? Guys look it's our favorite couple Camilla and Sean Mendez. I was so tempted to do
them into a book cover but I've already done that. And also Rosé Blackpink. I can totally
see her like girl bossing or even if you put a knife in her hand and remove the bow she could
give me serial killer. That's how powerful she is. I mean do you guys care about the met gala?
Because for me it's just about like memes. Only the true g stick around to the end so here you go
that is your g pass. I'm starting a Masters soon so I don't know if I'll be uploading weekly
because it takes me a whole week to make one video at this point and yeah follow my depression on
twitter and instagram or tiktok if you want to and I'll see you guys next time in my next video
i'm coming in for a hug don't think you can escape
sniffsniffnsiff UGH stinky armpits ya'll use deodorant anyway bye-bye
and also by the way it's like midnight so my introverted ass is gonna have to be a little less
excited than i usually um otherwise my neighbors will WRITE me up and they will report me to the
police i live in a rental space and my landlord is like this close to kicking all of us out anyway