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i know what you are say it out loud
ah you imprinted on my daughter if you
want somebody to blame
try blaming those filthy blood suckers
you love
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it's daylight but tonight it'll be
twilight
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today we are recreating scenes from
twilight twilight game time
sparkle sparkle there will be stairs and
lip quivers
and a bunch of loaded pauses
now of course eugene is not here because
he's actually a vampire here's the thing
there's nothing more fun than getting so
drunk you can barely walk and going to
watch twilight in theaters
okay keith my boy yes i
also secretly like twilight kind of a
lot me and ariel would like go to the
theaters
and then you're like you're watching it
ironically and you're kind of like
what the heck he imprinted on her baby
oh my god this changes everything i know
the least about a pop culture
staple from the group this is a new
feeling i've always been how i feel when
you're talking about stuff
i i get it now and it sucks yeah if i
had to have our dream
casting right here i'd say edward bella
jacob boom love triangle now so you're
going to be crushed if you're not edward
if i'm not edward
after my name being ned and everything
i'm gonna be real sad
i think you'd make a good vampire i mean
graveyard bar i think you'd be a really
good one so don't [ __ ] this up zach
all right let's get into it which
twilight character are you from
buzzfeed.com
by our old friend sheridan watson oh
what up sheridan hey hi sheridan what's
your stance on love
love love and it's me like i don't know
i would kill for love oh that's too
aggressive hell yeah i'm kind of in
between like
i don't know and i get super attached
are you sure it's not like
i don't know i think it is like i don't
know
i don't know okay like i don't know okay
i'm using that one i don't know
what about blood it's there like yum
must fight urge it doesn't bother me i
want it now
ew like blood blood what i tend to bleed
a lot
i'm the bloodiest try guy everyone knows
that so i don't just bleed a lot
i want it now oh you want it
more than you bleed a lot you want the i
want the blood yeah
people call me corn diddy passionate
reserved annoying is
possible i see comments i see some
people are annoyed by me
you know that's your opinion you're
entitled to it
i don't call me annoying but people do i
remember i know you wouldn't yeah that's
why you're so sweet
i think by these legs you can obviously
tell that i am the most
charming people call me charming might
as well be a prince
charming what's your favorite kind of
meat ooh i love this question
chicken boy who would answer
boar beef turkey pork deer humans
all these things sound delicious to me
except for humans but i don't know
i've never had humans so it's hard hard
for me it's not hard for me to know
humans have to taste good right like or
else cannibals wouldn't be a thing
like could you get a human to taste good
absolutely stop talking about those
we can eat an animal but how dare we eat
a human yeah it's grossing me out
it's the same [ __ ] thing
you could feast on my leg for a month
there's a lot of me
if you could have one superpower what
would it be extreme compassion reading
minds magic shield
we want some magic shield you know
okay well they don't have the one i want
which is which is
levitation or any sort of ability to
move objects that's what i want always
turning into an animal animorphs i love
that that sounds fun
i'm picking seeing the future because if
you can see the future you can change
the present change
present you change future boom you can
be anything you want to be i've seen
that so
raven never ends well for her she always
tries to fix the future and then the
shenanigans abound and she picks it up
the moment you see the future
there's no way anything you can do would
not have that happen
now you know because you seeing the
future is the inciting incident for you
having knowledge
of creating that future is existing yeah
it really creates a lot of time
paradoxes
oh well i still picked it which one is
the coolest instrument
guitar cello banjo piano flute drum
saxophone fiddle
fiddle and banjo are not cool but it's
cool if you
like them
does bella play any of those instruments
like i could
picture her playing a flute because she
quivers her lip and that's how you do a
flute
like vibrato
i want to say edward plays some
instruments like all the vampires have
learned instruments just because they're
alive for like hundreds of years
what else are you gonna do with the
title it's like warranty i'm surprised
they didn't have a scene where edward
was like been alive forever so you want
some sourdough i made
this starter is old what's your favorite
body part on you or on someone else it
doesn't actually specify
a lot of these i wouldn't normally say
is are a body part i don't say a smile
is a body part
skin isn't a body part now i'm not a
huge fan of the feet
but they are the closest to the ankles
saw them going feet you could say
they're the window to the ankles
ankles they have joint custody over the
feet
you don't know something upsetting two
parts one we all have wiki feet
accounts that's pretty upsetting you
wanna know what's even more upsetting
i have the least uploads of the guys and
you know what's even more upsetting
is that i check to see who has the most
toughness
also when zack said we have accounts he
meant their pages
we don't have accounts yeah maybe he has
an account i don't know i don't have an
account
no you're right there is a different
terminology
okay this is the last question this is
it i'm hoping for bella
but i'll take what i get what is your
opinion
on vampires i want to be one they're not
all demonic
monsters burdens powerful gross
like hot ones more friends yay
oh it's gonna be really hard to not
choose that one i feel like that's you
i i'm leaning towards powerful though
that's i mean that is my opinion on
vampires they are powerful
superhuman strength speed agility live
forever
i really resonate with like hot ones
am i thinking of nosferatu or am i
thinking about recalling
very different opinions on those two
like one's a total hottie
and one's a sparkly boy are you guys
ready to see the answer
okay oh
[ __ ] it's not edward oh no
who is he i got one of the bad vampires
so good but like she's intense i got
victoria
no victoria is like the evil vampire
she's the villain
is it bella survey says jessica
stanley oh no
it's here
look it's not bella but it's so close to
bella that i feel like
i can bring the jessica stanley
perspective to the portrayal of bella
whatever her last name that's right what
is her last name
juan what else bella swan no
her shut the [ __ ] up wow what a terrible
name
here it is the moment of truth oh boy i
am jasper hale
who the [ __ ] is that you know jasper he
kind of strikes me as a as a vampire
leader like a very good
vampire so that kind of sounds to me the
most like edward
that's true it kind of sounds like
edward so i'm in the cullen family by
association i think that is closer to
edward
even though i'm a bad [ __ ] of a vampire
i'm the bad guy of the vampires that we
like
i think i have to play jacob i think you
do this is horrible
you've kind of got a wolfy body all
right
let's get transformed into our
characters
for twilight theater midnight sun
all right we're gonna watch uh some of
our scenes real quick so we can get an
idea of what we should be doing
i think he's acting it just is i need to
just be fixated on your neck at all
and you're kind of like i'm just always
speaking kind of at the ground
the camera is insane in this scene it's
the subtext of the scene
it's not that she's on her period
no i hope not jesus but vampires smell
blood she always smells she just like
her human smile her pheromone her blood
slightly less i think we need to
tell i think they don't get it unless i
really overdo it
can i get more water
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this video is a lot like the fan fiction
video that we did before except we're
not fans of the fiction
i am a family
classroom bella's scent bella enters the
science class
she walks in front of a fan hi miss swan
we see the air then blowing towards
edward
and he covers his nose from the smell
wait what does she stink she just smells
really bad oh this is like he's getting
a boner
it's he's getting a boner yeah it's like
oh i can't smell her i'll just go crazy
here's a question do vampires get but do
vampires because they do they have blood
but they can't have bonnet alexandria is
like oh yeah oh yeah
they're gonna have bobos bella takes her
seat next to edward
he's still covering his nose
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zombie worms
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edward continues to stare right at her
like a serial killer
damn so edward is so overcome with
bloodlust
that he he must contain himself
this next scene is called i know what
you are
exterior forest day bella stands amid
the trees waiting
then the sounds of the forest abruptly
drop
out you're impossibly fast and strong
your skin is pale white and ice cold
your eyes change color
and sometimes you speak like
like you're from a different time
imagine putting these pieces together
and being like i think i'm in a class
with a
vampire that would be free i wouldn't
put it together
i'd be like you're just really weird you
never eat
or drink anything
how old are you seventeen
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how long have you been 17 a while
for whatever reason in this scene the
camera is just going insane
i know what you are
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say it
say it out loud
a vampire are you scared
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no girl run run
then ask the most basic question
what do we eat
you won't hurt me i don't like the
subtext of it's like
is this romance or murder i don't know i
don't know if they're trying to murder
me maybe they just have a crush
i think because everyone's out there
looking for dangerous love
have not in your fantasy wouldn't you
want dangerous life
i want something secure and guaranteed
but that's what your regular life
is this is a movie don't you want some
dangerous
love i guess if it's a movie let's move
on to we can't be friends anymore this
is where jacob gets introduced
we can't be friends anymore jake
wait bella you cut your hair off
and got a tattoo go away bella
what go home bella
what happened to you it's sand or
something is that what's happening
say i'm damn sam
sam's trying to protect me don't blame
him
if you want somebody to blame try
blaming those filthy bloodsuckers you
love
the cullens what i don't know what
you're talking about
you know exactly what i'm talking about
you've been lying to everyone charlie
but not to me
not anymore
look bella we can't be friends anymore
look jake i know that i've been hurting
you it's killing me
i just need maybe just give me some time
or something
there's no way that was in the actual
scratch the line
that's in the script where is that
ad-lib that's
horrible don't it's not you
it's not you it's me it's true
it is me you know i kind of get why
edward loves bella he like can't resist
her smell but it seems like jacob just
kind of likes bella and it's just
causing trouble ned's like well
actually i was about to well actually
you
they're they're just friends then why is
it such a problem
because bella is like tight with edward
and the vampires and werewolves can't be
friends are they childhood friends
yeah and then like she comes back and
he's off and that's hot
yeah do werewolves have bar mitzvahs oh
yeah like they have a rite of passage
where like all of a sudden like he's a
man
bella i'm not good
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i used to be a good kid
but not anymore not me
it's over you can't break up with me i
mean
you're my best friend you promised me
and this is me keeping that promise
don't go home
and don't come back
you're gonna get hurt
jacob bella is left standing
in the rain wow what a scene
it seems kind of pretty at least
visually
and the water effects you imprinted on
my daughter so what happens right before
this
is uh belle's holding the baby and then
jacob like comes in and it's like
okay that's enough and she's like what's
happening why is jacob treating
my baby like his baby also they both
waited until marriage to have sex
he was like 100 years old so they were
he was a 100 year old version if the new
book was basically edward cullen is the
100 year old version
it would be the first in line
bella grabs hold of jacob and throws him
out of the house
ah you imprinted on my daughter it
wasn't my choice
she's a baby it's not like that you
think edward would let me live if it was
i'm still debating it
i held her once one time jacob and now
you already think you have some moronic
wolfy claim to her
she's mine
it's fine leah you're gonna stay away
from her
no i can't do that
stop her edward he said it's fine
she's amazing right
you remember how much you wanted to be
around me three days ago
that's gone now right long gone because
it was her
from the beginning it was nessie who
wanted me there
nessie you nicknamed my daughter after
the loch ness monster
hold on the [ __ ] up so wait loch ness
monster in this reality
totally unbelievable and not real but
vampires werewolves fair game what's her
real name
you know me better than anyone all i
want is for nes
renesme to be safe happy
look nothing ever made sense before you
me any of it but now i understand why
this was the reason
how did you know all that
you know all those lines i just looked
at it wow amazing job
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well i learned a lot today yeah i
learned a lot too oh yeah
i can't quite um