[Captions by kittyanimates ] Hey guys let's talk a little bit
about ‘karma’ today, and how she's a b*--
respectable young woman that just wants to be respected back.
Sometimes Karma takes a while. Sometimes it works right away.
Like "wham bam, thank you ma'am."
Whether you believe in karma or not,
I think we can all agree these people got what they deserved.
"The man who just drove into the parking space I was waiting for
told me to F off,
has arrived for his interview –
WITH ME!”
[Squeals]
No!
Is the interview even necessary at this point?
Was the parking spot worth it?
That is just extremely bad luck.
Man, if that was me, I'll just start laughing and be like:
"Okay, good one, you can leave now!"
Your disrespectful ass ain't getting a job!
"When you dine and dash but forget your $100 Ray Bans"
Ugh...
So this table spent $27, and decided to just get up and go
without paying the bill,
but let the $100 Ray Bans at the table.
Well, I think that will cover the bill.
Plus, a little extra if you decide to sell them on eBay.
I guess it works out!
You really think they're gonna watch back in like:
"Ohhhh... So I forgot my glasses...
And I forgot to pay the bill."
Mmmm? Not buying it.
"My great grandma,
who used to call me horrible and ugly for dying my hair bright red,
accidentally dyed her hair red today.
God is good."
[Laughs]
How you like it now Grandma!?
You used to call me horrible and ugly for having red hair!
Now look at you, it look ten times more horrible!
And not just a grandma, a GREAT grandma!
You gonna show up to bingo with pink hair?
What's Barbara gonna think?
How you like that Grandma!?
You know that person in class that's always like:
"Hey man, you got some gum?"
Well here's the solution, for all those pesky people
asking you for gum:
Get some green Play-Doh.
Wrap it up in a gum wrapper, put in your gum.
Give it to the person who's always asking you for gum!
[Claps]
Instant karma my dudes!
[Laughs]
Y'all bird ass m***********s
finally got what you deserve!
How's it feel like?
[Laughs]
You know how birds always pooping on everything!
People's cars, on people, people's foods!
They poop on everything,
they don't care, they literally don't care!
Someone, or some animal pooped on this bird!
As horrible as it is, I don't feel bad.
How much things has this bird pooped on?
How do you like it? How does it feel?
Ain't no better karma than that.
This woman over here stole her bike back;
from the person who stole it from her!
So, she found her stolen bike on Craigslist,
she arranged to meet the seller, like:
"Hi, I'm interested in this bike you have for sale!"
Before she bought it, she was like:
"Can I test drive it?",
and they're like "Yeah, sure."
and she just rode it off!
Like: "See you, catch me now!"
Man, I would have called the cops on 'em!
At least she got her bike back.
That seems like it was too easy.
If someone ever steals something from you,
or you lose something expensive,
always, always, always, check Craigslist and eBay
in your area for the next, like few weeks.
To make sure ain't nobody selling it.
"My brother was upset,
because his car’s docking station for his iPhone wasn't working
and it was scratching his screen."
Well man, if you're gonna be this stupid
you kind of deserve it.
I mean what do you expect
when you jam your phone into a cassette player like--
"Why's this dock station not working?
Ugh! Hey why you broke my phone though?"
Do people really not know what cassette is?
I mean, it says tape right there!
Dead ass there's people that don't know what a tape or a cassette is.
A long, long, long, long, long, long time ago;
before Spotify, before CDs;
we had cassettes!
"I told my friend to surprise me and choose my first tattoo
aND HE PUT HIS HANDLE ME!"
Girl, are you serious right now?
"So what do you want for your first tattoo?"
"I don't know; f***k me up!",
and he put his "@". Her face.
Like really?
You could have told him something cute!
Man, this dude has no shame.
He got that free self-promotion for life.
Nothing says friends forever than tattooing your "@" on someone.
Would you guys ever tattoo somebody's @ on you?
Comment below!
Speaking of horrible tattoos you'll regret;
This girl got Justin Bieber tattooed on her arm.
And now her friend's gonna be like:
"Come on, come on!
I need it for the gram!
Show me your stupid ass tattoo!
Show me what you regret most in your life."
"I was only 13, and I was suffering from the Bieber fever,
So, I put it on my arm and now it's with me forever!"
Oh, the glorious day!
That parking enforcement
gets a parking ticket!
I wonder how this happened?
Maybe it's two different parking enforcement companies.
Maybe they don't like each other.
Maybe they broke a parking rule,
but they're parking enforcement.,
they're supposed to be enforcing the rule,
but they broke the parking rule!
All I can say is:
"Now you know what it feels like."
Oh, another one except the cops
got a parking ticket!
For parking in the Fire Zone!
What happens? Does the cop have to pay for it?
Or can you just throw it out?
Man, cops talk about how:
"No one is above the law!"
Yet when they break laws it's like:
"I'm a police, I do what I want!"
Moving on to my favorite,
a**h***s who don't know how to park.
This p****s me off so much.
I can't tell you how many times, I have parked next to somebody
that doesn't know how to park!
This jeep over here,
thought they were entitled to, NOT one, two, three, FOUR!
Four parking spots!
What is the point of parking like this!?
I can't believe somebody actually parked like this,
long enough to put those yellow things on the tire-- I forget what they're called.
I don't know what they're called, like when your car's gonna get impounded
or something
but it makes me wonder: Does this person not have any shame?
How can you seriously park like this, waltz into an establishment,
knowing you're parked like this.
Are you gonna walk out
a couple hours later, thinking that nothing's gonna happen?
Man, I'm terrified if I park like a little slanted,
people are gonna key my car some...
This truck, for some reason, I don't know.
Maybe he's vertically handicapped
that he gotta park horizontally
and take up three spots! I don't know why,
but that's when my car decided to: [Clicks tongue] stick its little snout in.
He trapped now! How's he gonna get in?
You can't get in, and you can't leave!
Serves you right!
Maybe next time you'll learn the park
like a decent human with some brain cells.
You know when you drive through a parking lot,
and you're like: "Oh my God, is that a spot?"
but it's a motorcycle!
And they only take up like a part of it.
So, this is motorcycle parking, and this car was like:
"Nah!" You know what? That motorcycle, it does not deserve
to have its own slot!
"You know, I can fit my fat ass right in?"
"Yup, perfect!"
Okay, not the worst—
the motorcycle can still get out,
he just sharing the spot with the motorcycle.
Yeah, you're still a d—
This is why you can't park by a fire hydrant!
I don't care what color it is! Red, yellow, white!
I never see a white one before,
but this guy apparently never learned that in school.
So when there was a fire,
they put the hose! See, they could have done it around it,
but they wanted to be extra petty;
and break his windows
and put it through his car!
Okay, okay, I see you!
This other guy didn't move his car, he was parked illegally.
At I don't know where this is, but it's a place with a lot of garbage!
What's a place with a lot of garbage?
[Clears throat] Your channel?
So they took all the trash cans, and put them all around the car!
Good luck getting out!
I mean, really, you just have to move a couple trash cans so…
Not the worst thing!
These guys decided to have a dance party-- on their car!
Five, fully grown, human males...
Jumping on a car!
If y'all weigh at least 150 pounds each; that's over 700 pounds!
Crushing your car!
What y'all think gonna happen?
"Y'all ain't little fairies! Y'all can just Waltz on the car
like that without it breaking!"
Lifehack: Jump on mattresses, not cars.
"INSTANT KARMA" "Man laughs at dog,
then falls on ice."
Did he laugh at the dog?
Cause the dog slipped on the ice, cause oh my God!
I feel I'm gonna go to hell for this.
I laugh so hard when my dogs trip and fall!
I'm a terrible mom, but then I feel really bad
for them and ask if they're okay.
I can't help it's so funny when they fall!
"Millennials are simultaneously the best and worst generation"
"Teen Olympian overslept, lost coat, said the F-word on TV,
and won U.S.'s First Gold of 2018."
O-okay.
Man, why can't my life be like that?
Imagine having so much mess-ups and just:
"Oh, you know me, just slaying at life!"
Next up, there's this guy,
who broke up with his girlfriend.
So, her new man's text him:
"Can't believe you let this fine-ass go."
"Who is this?"
"Don't play stupid boy,
"I'm the dude that's f******g her now"
"I'm not going to fight you, but I've got a present for you"
"Huh?" "You probably have no clue what this is,
but I'll break it down for you. The first section is the results
of a herpes screening... POSITIVE!
Then the doctor referred her to a specialist in HIV
which is POSITIVE...
BETTER CONDOM UP PLAYER!
Man, talk about damaged goods.
You out here flexing your new girl,
Sucks to suck!
"When you get rear ended,
the guy doesn't pull over and takes off,
but his license plate gets imprinted on my car...
Thought you were slick!"
Damn! So he rear-ended the car,
and got the hell out of there.
But the license plate:
Oooh! It's right there! "Hello, 911?"
"Another one! A car T-boned another car,
and drove off!" Here we have it;
the license plate!
Except it ain't an imprint,
it's the whole actual license plate!
You gotta be careful with this evidence.
By the way, this is horrible.
Somebody's hit-and-run me,
somebody's hit-and-run my mom.
People that hit-and-run cars:
I hope y'all rot in jail, like it is such a scummy thing to do.
They will find you. "I am a thief.
I stole a girl's phone from Panera Bread I work at in downtown on Saturday.
Unfortunately for me, I was arrested last night
and the cops found this phone that I stole and got it back
to the girl at belonged to.
Stupidly, I had logged in
to my phone on Facebook and Twitter.
So now, the owner can type whatever she wants to on my accounts.
Karma's funny like that, huh?
Maybe this will teach you some honesty,
and maybe you'll be smart next time
not to take things that don't belong to you, idiot."
So the girl who got her phone back, and posted this on the account
of the guy who stole her phone;
but he in jail now, and Facebook hacked.
Embarrassing, truly embarrassing.
These people left their dog in the car,
and when they got back he left them a present in the car.
it's like hotboxing; but with poop!
Eugh!
"Dear random hitchhiker, I did not have to give you a ride
and bum a smoke.
How do you repay my kindness?
You stole my pack of cigarettes.
Well my friend in your haste to leave
before I noticed your thievery,
you forgot your backpack!
Which appears to contain everything you own:
in the bed of my truck: I have your phone,
your toiletries, a change of clothes,
your address book, $1.83 in coins,
and several small sentimental looking items.
I will call it an even trade.
You traded everything you own for 18 cigarettes.
Sincerely, karma is a b--"
Wow! So this guy was so distracted
trying to steal a pack of cigarettes from somebody who gave him a ride
that he forgot everything he owns in a backpack in his car!
Man, you just stupid!
Congratulations, you've done played yourself!
"To the girl who stole the Grenadine bottle from behind the bar and drank half of it:
Grenadine is not alcoholic.
It is a fancy cordial.
I knew who you were at the end of the night
you had it all over your mouth area.
It cost us I estimate $2.
You probably put on 600 calories in pure sugar.
Thanks for the laughs"
Man, this idiot thought grenadine was alcohol like:
"I'mma jack this"
"We gonna party all night for free!"
"Mmm, why does this taste so good?"
Because it's sugar!
Can we get it a round of applause for this idiot?
"So earlier while at 7-Eleven I'm standing in line
behind a pretty woman.
She turns and looks at me, so I say 'hello'
quickly she responds: 'I'm not interested,
I'm married'...
As I go to leave the store,
I noticed she's standing by her car and then she says
'hey, could you give me a jump?'...
I looked at her, looked at my car
and said 'Not interested. Call your husband.'”
Man, why would you ask somebody for help after being rude to him?
I would just look at him like: "Mmm, let me ask the next guy!"
You just done made a fool out of yourself.
"To the culprit who ate what thought was two peanut-butter ice cream bars:
Those were actually laxatives for my dog that had to be kept frozen.
I hope you enjoy the weekend of lava butt.
Karma's a b****.
Don't steal it from the fridge if it's not yours.
Love, Constipated dog owner."
Yikes!
So the person who stole my ice cream?
"Oh they're gonna have a fun weekend!"
But anyways that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video,
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I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching.
Bye guys.
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