Relax in the glowing aura of an overweight mystical creature with this oh so soft and
chubby light-up unicorn.
Cuddle it in cylindrical silence
Using wiener dog ear plugs.
Stick half of the broken doggy in each ear to make it look like there’s a wiener going
through your head because this is LÜT.
Try out the Beard bro trimmer.
Comb through the hair and use the smooth side to guide where you trim.
Once you outline it perfectly, shave the rest to look like this stylish and well-groomed
gentleman.
And while you’re on this trend of tailored tidy cuts why not
try out Laser Guided Scissors.
Are you as frustrated as this fella when trying to cut fabric in a perfect line?
No problem!
Just turn on these shears and out shoots a laser beam.
Use it as a guide to have the most precise snip you’ve ever seen.
How long have I been talking about cutting fabric?
Let’s check the
Flashing USB LED fan clock.
It plugs into your computer and has an adjustable neck so you can point the fan wherever you
want.
Now you can tell the time, stay cool, and explosively high five people with
Fiesta five!
It comes with 6 loaded cartridges.
Slide it on your hand and high five for a burst of confetti.
You can this anywhere.
Like here and here and here and here and here and here...okay that is enough.
After moving from place to place rest up
Under the moonlight...indoors with Moon in my Room which is sort of like the Moon Lamp
featured in the 12 Days of Lüt but also shows the 12 phases of the moon.
And it can take you through an audio tour of interesting facts about our lovely natural
satellite.
Now turn that light off ya dummy and wake up to do some
Dumbbell exercises.
Seriously.
You don’t have a choice...if you don’t do 30 reps it won’t be quiet.
Set the alarm and then do bicep curls as you watch the countdown on the LCD display.
Productively power through the morning and mold yourself into shape like
This molds rice into the shape of baby pandas.
Put the rice into the mold, cut a sheet of seaweed and gently place
them on for the cutest little fluffy edible bear ever.
But don’t be sad when this is your last food of fauna formation when
Silicone dinosaur cake moulds exist!
Pour your delicious dough into one half and then place the other half on top for perfect
prehistoric pastries.
Jurrasking for more?
Well, you can also shape jello.
Now that’s the cherry on triceraTOP.
And what better time to eat dinosaur cupcakes than while you're wearing dinosaur earrings?
Or this dinosaur necklace?
With all this dino decor it seems like life couldn’t get any
Butter...PB crave peanut butter shop, where you can choose from a variety of crazy rhyming flavors
like choco choco, cookie nookie, and razzle dazzle.
Not only are these jars filled with deliciousness but they also help combat malnutrition
in children with Project Peanut Butter.
A percentage of the profit made from every single jar purchased goes to the cause.
Also if you follow me on Twitter you will know I am slightly obsessed with peanut butter.
Now have a cup of joe
And a tasty pastry on the side with this mug that looks like a camera lense but acts as
a container for your morning beverage.
The lid comes off to become a handy holder for your biscuit.
Conveniently combining into a single object.
So spare your brains the hassle and get a strike with
These zombie bowling balls.
They started off as just something for fun when they were placed in several German bowling
alleys.
But now you can get this creepy head rolling for yourself.
And in honor of the Oscars coming up
Why not present yourself with the Motion Picture Toilet Award so you too can feel like a winner.
It doubles as a prestigious award for your proficient potty performance and a brush to
clean the inside of your porcelain throne.
If you try to tell me I don’t deserve this then I’ll say
You’re just Jelly, because I’m so cool that
The Club Can’t Even Handel Me Right Now.
And as always, thanks for watching.