• From trying to let out a fart to being attacked by a vulture, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing
thing that’s ever happened to us at work.
I’m Zaraganba and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Colonelabeuckworth Sweetcommando
Sweetcommando worked at an injured animal sanctuary, and one day he was doing routine
cleanings in the large bird enclosures.
The last enclosure was shared by two turkey vultures.
One of the birds was notorious for biting and even hair pulling.
Sweetcommando walked in then heard the door lock shut behind him.
He was now trapped with a violent bird that is capable of tearing flesh off of corpses.
45 minutes later a father and his two sons showed up.
Sweetcommando shoved the key through the mesh wiring so the man could unlock the door.
The younger of the two sons stared in horror at Sweetcommando’s bloody, bruised legs
and said, “Daddy, you told me they eat dead things, but you never told me they eat people,
too!”
Number 9 was submitted by TheLovelyHolly Gooby
Gooby had been working at McDonald’s for two months and it was her first day out of
training.
She had to make drinks that day, but Gooby kept giving people the wrong drinks and was
getting yelled at for not getting the food out fast enough.
Eventually, the tea urn ran out so she had to go to the back to get a new one and they
are really heavy.
They had a shelf where all the sauces were kept and while Gooby was bringing the new
tea urn to the front window she crashed into the shelf and knocked the whole thing over!
There were sauces and bags everywhere; at least $300 worth of sauces was crushed!
Number 8 was submitted by Silent_Night487 Civilspider
Civilspider was working in his office and was called down for something.
He decided to check it out and when he got there he tripped on the last stair and knocked
over a cake that was nearby.
The cake got all over him.
It turned out that they wanted him to help decorate it for a surprise party.
Number 7 was submitted by ShilohFeatherpaw Froggy
One day Froggy was working the self-scan at a grocery store and no one was coming through
so she decided it was a good time to attempt to let out a fart.
She’d been holding it in for a while and it was starting to get painful but, being
a girl, she was raised to always excuse herself if she needed to rip ass.
She figured it wouldn’t be too loud but alas, she was wrong.
Instead, a small toooooot sound slipped out.
Just when she thought it couldn’t get any more awkward, a customer who was in line looked
up to find the source of the sound.
Froggy just walked away, too embarrassed to own up to it.
Number 6 was submitted by KnightOMoon Cid
Cid used to work at a McDonalds when he was seventeen.
It was a little after the lunch rush and he was working the front counter.
There wasn't anyone ordering but he noticed an older gentleman lingering near the counter.
Cid decided to ask him if he needed help.
What came out was, "Are you gonna order something or???"
The man kind of smirked to himself and went up to the counter.
The man asked if Cid knew who he was.
He said no.
Then the guy said, "I'm the person who signs your paychecks."
He was the owner of the store Cid was working at and he also owned the only other McDonalds
in town.
Number 5 was submitted by Allinator Spinalpalm
Spinalpalm used to be a paper carrier, and one winter he was delivering while the road
was coated with ice.
He wanted to see if he didn’t slip with his steel toe shoes on.
So, he crossed the road to deliver one paper and it worked.
He was feeling confident, but on my way back to his cart he slipped on the road and ended
up going down the hill at high speed.
His butt skidded across the four ways crossing avoiding traffic and scraped across the cement
where a salt truck had been, and then he landed face first in a rose bush.
When he got home his parents asked him why he was all cut up, and bloody.
They couldn’t stop laughing when he told them the story.
Number 4 was submitted by scarysob Tolop
Tolop was working at a Levi's store in the stock room and needed to use the bathroom
badly.
He thought he turned off his walkie-talkie that they all had and put it in his pocket.
Half way through his piss, his coworker knocked on the door and told him that his walkie-talkie
was still on and they could all hear him pissing.
He panicked and quickly turned it off.
Number 3 was submitted by michaeldiamente Grgak
Grgak was a "Mall Santa" during the holidays a few years ago.
He was the guy who dressed up like Santa all day, and kids would tell him what they wanted
for Christmas.
The last boy who sat on his lap was very nervous.
He sat on Grgak’s lap and peed his pants.
Grgak was so embarrassed but he didn’t want to panic with a six-year-old on his lap.
He told the kid that it "wasn't the first time old Santy's lap got wet", even though
it was.
Number 2 was submitted by AGrimFate Doopie
Doopie used worked as a barista and had some weird regulars.
One day this woman walked in and stormed up to Doopie and yelled at her: "this hoe is
sleeping with my husband!"
Doopie turned bright red.
Her boss came up and said "Her?"
The woman snapped, "You deaf?
Yes!
Fire her!"
Doopie’s boss laughed.
This girl right here is cheating with your husband?
Are you serious?
Lady, this girl wouldn't, couldn't sleep with your husband.
This girl is not only a virgin, when we brought in strippers, she not only didn't bat an eye
or flirt with any of them, but she told them to put their clothes back on!
This girl is so innocent and pure that the other day I asked her if she knew what sex
was and she said 'the dictionary defines....'
she knows only by books!"
The whole store had gathered around as Doopie’s boss told the woman every way she couldn't
sleep with her husband.
Doopie was so scared and embarrassed that she went to the freezer and stayed there for
an hour to avoid customers.
Turned out the lady’s husband was one of their regulars.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me
at work?