- I'm doing it for you, all right?
Doing it for you, and your boyfriend, so.
- You're so sweet. (laughs)
- Hello, my name is Andrew.
- My name's Tiffany.
- And we dated for three years.
- Do you want to go first?
- Rock, paper, scissor?
- Okay.
- [Both] One, two, three.
- Okay, so you gotta go first.
- Okay.
Let's see. (laughs)
Do I ever pop into your head when you're masturbating?
- I'm gonna drink to that. (laughs)
- Okay.
Thinking about me when you were out mmhmm?
- Mmhmm.
- (laughs)
Drink it up, drink it up.
- All right.
Do you ever regret dating me?
- No, not at all. (laughs)
- You're okay?
- Rate me in bed.
How can I improve?
- I'll say a nine. (laughs)
- Okay, nice. (laughs)
How do I get to a 10?
- You gotta get a little kinky, I guess. (laughs)
- Oh, rude.
Okay, your turn.
- Okay, my turn.
If you could ever erase every memory of me, would you?
- No, you were a big motivator in my life.
I joined the military, and I went to school
because my end goal was to be in Hawaii with you.
- (laughs)
- Why did we break up?
- [Offscreen] Who broke up with who?
- Uh, she broke up with me.
- I just felt like you were trying to focus on yourself,
but then at the same time, you kind of forgot about us.
- Yeah.
- That was really painful because the things I needed
from you, you weren't giving it back to me.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay. (laughs)
- Do you think I'll make a good husband?
- When we were in Hawaii, and we were with your nieces and
nephews, and Kanoa was sleeping on the bed, you know,
you held him and you walked up the stairs.
I swear, in a blink of an eye I could see our future.
Yeah, no doubt about it.
He'd be an awesome husband.
Were you attracted to any of my friends while we dated?
- No.
For sure.
- Dang, that was fast.
- Who was the first person you hooked up after we broke up?
- It was Andre.
- (laughs)
- What about you?
When did you hook up with someone?
- Hooked up with someone in a year.
- Did I know.
- No.
- About this?
- You don't know the person, no.
- I would be so mad if I knew.
- That was like a year ago. (laughs)
- I know.
- You hooked up with someone, like, a month.
- I know, I know.
Am I better lover than who you're currently with?
Be honest.
- Yes.
Am I better in bed than Andre?
- I used to think you were.
- Ooh.
- [Both] (laughs)
- Sorry.
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
Did you ever keep a secret from me, and what was it?
- I will probably drink to that.
- Okay.
- (laughs) Did you ever keep a secret from me?
- No.
- When did you realize it was over between us?
- When I found out from my friends that
you were bringing some guys around.
- Oh, you mean my current boyfriend. (laughs)
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- How fast did you move on?
- A month or two.
- That's pretty fast.
- I'm sorry that I moved on fast, but, it's not easy when
you love someone so much, and they treat you
nothing more than just a friend.
Even when you told me you loved me,
it just didn't feel genuine anymore.
- What did your friends and family think of me?
- They loved you.
They thought we were gonna get married.
Ugh, my sister always asked about,
when's Andrew gonna be my brother in law?
- (laughs)
- What would it take for us to get back together?
Would you wanna get back with me?
- Of course I do.
The only thing it would take if you moved to Hawaii.
- If I moved to Hawaii?
- And leaving your boyfriend.
- Oh, man.
- Is there anything you would like to, sorry.
Shit, I can't read that word.
What does that read? (laughs)
- (laughs) Is there anything you would like to apolo,
that's the word you wanted me to spell today.
- (laughs) Apologize for.
Is there anything you would like to apologize for?
- For everything.
Moving on quickly, for not being patient,
for not waiting longer, 'cause obviously if I did
we would've been back together, but.
I think we apologize to each other a lot.
Where do you see us in 10 years?
- You know, I hope you're happy and have kids, you know.
Even if it doesn't have to be with me, you know.
I'm hoping that you'll be happy no matter what.
- I don't know if we'll be friends still in 10 years.
But I just hope that you'll be happy.
Sorry.
- You started it.
- (laughs)
Well, I'm a little drunk. (laughs)
- Wanna take another shot?
- Hell no.
- [Both] (laughs)
- Do you still love me?
- Before I saw you here, I thought I was in love with you,
but I think that ship has sailed.
- When the ship sails, the ship sails.
You can't stop that.
No matter what the ship sails.
- (laughs) I think we got it.
- Okay. (laughs)
- The ship is sailing (laughs).
- I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
High five.
- High five. (laughs)
(sighs) My God.