>>LITTLE LOSER DONALD CAN'T TAKE ANY DISTRACTIONS WHILE HE
IS PUBLICLY SPEAKING, WHICH TODAY LED TO THIS AWKWARD
INTERACTION WITH A BABY.
>>A TENANT OF MINE IN NEW YORK, THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD, A
CHINESE BANK -- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT BABY, I LOVE BABIES.
I HEAR THAT BABY CRYING -- I LIKE IT.
WHAT A BABY.
WHAT A
BEAUTIFUL BABY.
DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.
THE MOM IS RUNNING
AROUND LIKE -- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT IS YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
AND HEALTHY, THAT IS WHAT WE WANT.
OKAY.
BUT LOOK -- CHINA,
WHEN THEY DEVALUE -- WHEN CHINA DEVALUES ITS CURRENCY THEY TAKE
OUR GUTS OUT.
>>WE HAVE THE PIGGY BANK.
THEY HAVE RIPPED US ABSOLUTELY TO
SHREDS -- ACTUALLY I WAS ONLY KIDDING, YOU CAN GET THE BABY
OUT OF HERE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY.
I THINK SHE REALLY
BELIEVED ME, THAT I LOVE HAVING A BABY CRYING WHILE I'M
SPEAKING.
THAT'S OKAY.
PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>>THAT WAS A WEIRD TRANSITION.
WOW, WE JUST GOT A QUICK VIEW
INTO WHAT BEING MARRIED TO HIM FOR ALL THOSE YEARS WAS ACTUALLY
LIKE.
THE BABY IS BEAUTIFUL -- GET RID OF THAT BABY!
>>ALL THOSE LOVELY SPEECHES HIS KIDS GAVE DURING THE RNC MUST
HAVE BEEN VERY TRUTHFUL AND HONEST AND SINCERE.
I'M SURE HE
WAS A GREAT, LOVING FATHER WHO NEVER LOST HIS TEMPER WITH THEM
AND ONLY NURTURED AND LOVE THEM.
>>HE IS THE BEST.
>>EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS TERRIBLE.
WHAT MORE DOES HE NEED
TO DO?
DOES HE NEED TO THROW A PUPPY OFF A BRIDGE TO PROVE TO
AMERICANS THAT HE WOULD BE A DISASTROUS PRESIDENT?
>>IF HE THREW A CHIHUAHUA OF A BRIDGE HE WOULD GO UP TWO POINTS.
>>AMONG HIS REPUBLICAN BASE, PROBABLY.
>>I SAW A GREAT TWEET,
TRUMP CAMPAIGN SPOKESMAN: WE ARE DOING TERRIBLY AMONG
WOMEN, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
SAY THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND THEN KICK A BABY OUT OF THE ROOM.
LOOK, I FIND BABIES GENERALLY ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY ON PLANES,
BUT I'M NOT A POLITICIAN, AND WHAT THIS GETS TO IS NOT JUST
THAT HE'S KIND OF A BAD GUY BUT THAT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME UP
REALLY SHORT IN SOME OF THE MOST -- THE EASIEST, MOST OBVIOUS
THINGS YOU NEED TO HAVE TO BE A POLITICIAN.
EVEN IN HIS
COMMENTS, THERE WERE TWO PLACES HE COULD'VE ENDED IT AND HE
WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY FINE.
THAT FIRST SECTION ABOUT IT'S A
BABY, IT'S A GREAT BABY, WE LOVE BABIES, WHAT A HEALTHY BABY --
IF HE ENDED THERE THAT IS FOLKSY AND CHARMING, EVERYONE WOULD
HAVE BEEN FINE WITH IT.
A COUPLE MINUTES LATER HE SAYS I WAS JUST
JOKING, GET THAT BABY OUT OF HERE -- IF HE HAD THEN SAID I'M
KIDDING, THAT IS FUNNY AND FOLKSY AGAIN.
BUT HE IS SAYING,
THIS BROAD THINKS I WANT A BABY TALKING OVER ME?
>>DONALD TRUMP WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO COME OFF AS FOLKSY AND
CHARMING IF HE WANTED TO, AND WE KNOW THAT'S NOT WHO HE IS.
WE
KNOW HE'S THE SELF-ABSORBED GUY WHO WILL STOMP ON ANYTHING AND
ANYONE TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.
AND THE FACT THAT HE HAD THAT
REACTION TO A BABY CRYING IS KIND OF PATHETIC, BUT WHAT I
FOUND EVEN MORE PATHETIC WAS HOW MANY PEOPLE CLAPPED AT HIS
REACTION.
AS IF WHAT HE DID OR WHAT HE SAID WAS ACCEPTABLE.
I
GET IT, SOMETIMES YOU ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE THERE IS A BABY
CRYING AND YOU GET FRUSTRATED, BUT ADULTS KNOW THAT IN SOME
CASES A PARENT CAN'T CONTROL THE KID, DON'T MAKE THAT PARENT
FEEL ANY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>SHE SUPPORTS YOU.
>>THAT IS THE CRAZY PART, I WONDER IF THAT INTERACTION MAKES
HER CONVINCED THAT HE IS NOT THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE
COUNTRY.
AND OF COURSE THAT IS NOT THE ONE AND ONLY REASON I
THINK HE IS NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO LEAD THE COUNTRY, I FEEL LIKE
THIS IS AMONG MILLIONS OF STORIES WE'VE DONE ABOUT HIM
THAT SHOW HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TEMPERAMENT TO BE THE
PRESIDENT.
ANOTHER POINT I WANT TO BRING UP, AS MUCH AS PEOPLE
HATE HILLARY CLINTON, I HAVE MY ISSUES WITH HER, STOP EQUATING
HER WITH DONALD TRUMP.
ONE OF THEM IS MUCH WORSE, AND IF YOU
DENY THAT YOU ARE EITHER NOT BEING HONEST WITH YOURSELF, OR
YOU JUST DON'T REALLY LOOK INTO THE STORIES IN DEPTH AND YOU
DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
>>EVEN IF THEY ARE BOTH TERRIBLE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
IDENTIFY THE RELATIVE TERRIBLE-NESS.
BACK TO THE BABY,
THIS IS PATHETIC BEHAVIOR BECAUSE I THINK THERE IS
PROBABLY ONLY ONE OF TWO REASONS WHY HE REACTED THE WAY HE DID.
ONE IS THAT HE SAW THE SIZE OF THE BABY'S HANDS AND HE WAS
JEALOUS.
THE OTHER WAS LIKE WHEN THERE WAS A FLY WITH HIM, HE IS
SUCH A SMALL GUY WITH SUCH A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THAT HE
CAN'T THINK ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE, THAT THE BABY IS NOT
MIC'ED, WE COULD BARELY HEAR THE BABY IN THAT VIDEO.
AND WAY MORE
PEOPLE WILL SEE THIS ONCE IT IS TELEVISED THAN SEE IT IN THE
ROOM, BUT HE CAN'T JUST FOCUS ON HIS MESSAGE, HE CAN'T THINK
ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT HE IS A LITTLE BIT IRRITATED AND HE
NEEDS TO LASH OUT.
AND WHEN YOU ARE CURRENTLY DOWN IN THE POLLS
ANYWHERE FROM ONE TO NINE POINTS, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO COME
OFF AS SUCH A SQUALLING BABY YOURSELF, YOU LITTLE LOSER.
>>BUT THE PUBLICAN PARTY IS THE PARTY OF FAMILY VALUES, THEY
LOVE BABIES, THEY ARE VERY MUCH PRO-LIFE, ANTI-ABORTION.
THEY
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BABIES, THEY WANT MORE BABIES.
BUT JUST LOOK
AT THE WAY HE TREATS A CHILD THAT IS CRYING DURING HIS
RIDICULOUS SPEAKING EVENT, WHATEVER HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
>>CLASSIC LOSER DONALD.