has our spicy kind spicy time changed since marriage when are we having kids who was the
most annoying person at your wedding I made a big mistake with an invite to the wedding
howdy Partners welcome to the Pattersons why do we keep doing these I do not know let's answer
some uncomfortable marriage questions let's do it do you ever get doubtful about your partner
no when you marry somebody it's because you know you want to be with him forever okay you don't
just marry people for fun so no I do not unless you're in Vegas no I'm joking I mean no I've
never gotten doubtful that like I didn't want to be with you I've never had a single doubt
about us working out for the next hundred years so you want to break up with me after 100 years
unbelievable are you scared that you'll ever get bored of each other no no this man's has
me on my toes all day long whether it's him just being ridiculously crazy or just
being super sweet I've always entertained I can never ever ever like today today he
decided you know what I'm gonna pretend to be Jasper from Twilight all day I apologize
never get bored and neither will I because you're just as crazy that's why you married me high five
who is top and who is bottom I do well we switch anyways next my apology how do you guys mate so I
asked they said the word meat I don't like the red birds are like you know what I'm talking about no
I don't remember the pigeons in our backyard and then ma'am like go up like oh Sam looks
at me across the room like that I look across the room I go hi this is uncomfortable has our
spicy kind spicy time changed since marriage yes you think it's gotten better
yeah that was the correct answer this is actual tea that we can't answer what has to do with our
wedding who was the most annoying person at your wedding I don't mind I know you know your answer
because I know your answer who's yours I know it I wasn't even thinking that but absolutely how
are you thinking oh no I like your answer better I tried to block that person out of my memory so
I made a big mistake with an invite to the wedding it wasn't an X or anything by the way no it wasn't
an X it was a good friend who's now no longer a friend because some very bad stuff happens
all on his side he oh we're thinking of different people now oh I'm like him oh you're thinking of
her who farts more you no it's not even healthy the amount no my apologies man but it's you
why do we just both stop because I was about to start singing how are you gonna
stop myself I'm not getting over it no we're not no we are not getting into this
I actually wrote a song with the same lyrics it's you it's always been you
it's you what's that sneakiest place y'all almost got caught
our most asked question when are we having kids full transparency we have actually been
talking about this recently a lot more seriously truth of the master is like
we don't know like it could be any time in the next year to three years yeah I think
it depends on life does it what I have to tell you something as an astrologer you
asked an astrologer so there's an app called yoda and it's the pioneer of astrological
astrologers so they have a whole catalog a prepared questions so whether you want
to look at like your love life your family or your career I looked up family of course and I
asked when we're having kids they're available 24 7. so it was a very quick reply so it has
your birth chart I put in Sam's like information as well so he was able to like look at both of
our birth charts and this is what he said so as you can see up here you see how it has all the
things I clicked family children when will I have kids here we go oh my word so either February of
24 or November 23 is when they think it's a good time to conceive a child reading that I was like
I have friends on this app and they're talking about the same kind of topic and theirs was like
years from now so when ours said like that soon I was like are we getting pregnant you'll have
decent Healthcare in your pregnancy we're having a boy this is my yeah honestly the app is super
easy to use you can get complimentary horoscope so it's a really really awesome app you do have
to pay for all the questions and honestly one question isn't enough so that's why I got this
subscription because I had a lot to ask okay I have actually been in touch with Yoda and
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out while it lasts oh what about biggest pet peeve so Monica's on Accutane at the moment
which is a skin medication helps to clear up her skin her skin looks incredible right now have a
look at that you know what it is don't you yeah I do 150 times a day plus I have to tell her Monica
stop picking your lips because one of the side effects of Accutane is you get really dry lips
and she picks and picks and picks and then she goes I don't want to be in any photos I don't
want to be in any videos my lips are bleeding I'm like yeah now I know why get it out yeah and
decompress my apologies man my biggest pet peeve but I already know you're gonna try to stop me
before I even speak Sam thinks he's clean I am clean bodily I am so clean he thinks that like
he's never left a sock on the ground he'll leave his clothes on the ground and they're like I'll
clean it up and then he'll yell at me like your clothes are on the ground and pretend that like
his just like magically like I guess like put away and then same with the sink he always lets
it soak you gotta let it soak it's always soak up the dawn spray stuff in it like you tell me
to and then it's so you gotta scrub he thinks let me just spray it and then it's done apology
why are they all the same thing you want another of my pet peeves when she's reading her phone she
can't read it here like normal person it's up here she's like my apologies man do either one
of you poop at the door open I do all the time I don't what is the clothing policy in the house off
honestly she's in a robe 24 7. let's be honest my apologies as long as we're not going out for the
rest of the day the clothes go off and the road comes on how do you like to dress on your own
I swear s is my favorite fit I want to drown in my hoodie you want to drown in your hoodie you want
to be able to fit sunny in there with you you want him like a little Joey a little kangaroo pouch
did anything cringy happen at your wedding go you guys really want to want a story yes but
we can't say there was a few things that were like um that was a few things this
shouldn't have happened someone and we're not gonna name any names here someone tried
to get between us someone important to us left early without saying goodbye I basically missed
our wedding yeah someone basically made more solanomies of every single one of my friends
so and there was nothing that came between us as well like for us it was perfect it was more
entertainment do you guys whole feet what the heck is that like holding your hands but feet I think
we into a lot of toes while having movie Nights is that what that means it sounds so romantic
I think we should just end it there let us know if you want us to do a part two to this because
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