- [Dunk] ♪ Dupa, dupa... ♪
Dunk Tank.
Hi! It's me.
Here I am with Overwatch 2.
Now this game is so good-
(Leah attacks)
What the fuck-? Don't you hit my tail off!
(Gasps)
It's Winston 2.
- [Woa] Don't make me rip this gorilla on my back into pieces.
(They're all laughing)
- [Dunk] Here, come here Wowa... (Chainsaw sound)
I just wanna show you something.
- [Woa] Get the fuck outta here with that chainsaw!
- [Dunk] I don't understand how we lost that match.
We were doing so good.
- [Sean] Well, you did cut me in half with a chainsaw.
- [Dunk] List- Listen... (Leah and Woa laugh)
That was part of a joke.
Hold still, giraffe.
- [Sean] Set it on fire!
- [Dunk] It's gonna take awhile for this lighter to start working.
Now, the objective of this game
is to make the human players happy that they visited the zoo.
Oh, fuck.
Okay! I can fix this.
I can fi- I can fi-
Holy shit, babe!
Where did you get that? (Laughing)
- [Leahbee] Don't tell Sean.
(Dunkey laughs)
- [Woa] There he is!
- [Dunk] Shoot him!
Shoot that guy!
Shoot the fucking penguins!
(Laughs)
It's just a bunch of eyeballs left. (Laughing)
(Dunkey and Leah laugh)
- [Woa] Oh my god...
Alright, Wowa! Now pick up the harpoon gun with your mouth.
Like a fff-
Fucking animal.
♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bo... ♪
I'm coming to get you guys...
♪ Ah, bom, bom, bo... ♪
♪ Bom, bom... ♪
BAHDOODLE!!!
♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bo... ♪ (Laughing)
POH!!!
(Laughs)
Kangaroo Breakfast Time...
Here we go.
- [Leah] Get-! (Screams)
- [Dunk] Oh, fuck.
(They're all laughing)
[Music]
- [Dunk] What the fuck are you guys doing already? (Laughing)
You already broke the game! (Laughing)
What did you do? (Laughing)
Don't go up the stairs!
Don't go up-! No!
Why are you guys going up there?!
- [Leah] Oh my god, you guys, it's a haunted hallway.
- [Dunk] Don't open the door! Don't you open that door! - [Fluppy] Dunkey, Dunkey! Leah!
- [Fluppy] The door...
- [Dunk] Don't-!
- [Leah] Where we at? Okay!
- [Fluppy] Get in there, Milwaukee. - [Dunk] Don't!
- [Dunk] OH!
We're gonna die.
(Leah laughs)
- [Dunk] Wait! No, shush- - [Fluppy] Gotta find-
- [Dunk] Shush, shush!
(Footsteps)
- [Sterling] Don't move, don't move!
(Footsteps)
- [Dunk] Oh, fuck.
- [Fluppy] That's really close.
- [Dunk] Did you hear that?
(Loud noise)
- [Leah] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! - [Dunk] What the fuck?! What the fuck?! (Laughing)
(Dunkey laughs)
- [Leah] Oh my god! I wanna stay here! (very highed pitched because she's scared)
- [Dunk] What is that? (Laughing)
- [Fluppy] Oh my god! It's on the staircase!
- [Dunk] What? I don't see any!
I don't see it! (They're all panicking and talking at the same time)
Where is it?
- [Fluppy] Oh my god! It's growling, it's growling!
- [Dunk] We're gonna fucking die. (Laughing)
Oh god!
- [Dunk] Where is-? Where is it?
- [Fluppy] Leah, open this door. It's behind this door-
- [Dunk] Don't open the door! What are you-?! - [Leah] Okay...
- [Fluppy] Give it Sterling.
- [Dunk] Yeah... (Laughs)
Sterling, go in it's mouth.
- [Sterling] No, no, no... No, no, no...
- [Dunk] OH MY- !!! FU-!!!
(Leah screaming) - [Dunk] OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
- [Dunk] OH, SHIT! (Laughing)
(Dunkey laughs and Leah screams)
- [Leah] She doesn't leaves me!!!
- [Dunk] What the fuck?!
- [Leah] She doesn't leaves me!!!
- [Fluppy] Can we quit the game?
(Dunkey laughs)
- [Dunk] Why are you holding a doll? (Laughing)
(Laughs)
- [Fluppy] What is that?! - [Dunk] (Laughs) Sterling?
- [Sterling] What do you mean what is that?
- [Dunk] What the fuck?!
(Laughter)
Why are you so little?!
What the fuck-?!
(Spring sound effect)
Woh!
- [Fluppy] Oh my god! Look how high he jumps!
- [Leah] Oh. What the fuck?! - [Sterling] See ya, nerds!
(Laughs)
- [Dunk] This is a dumbass fucking ghost.
She ain't gonna do shit.
This little bitch ass-
She ain't gonna do-
Come on-! OH FUCK!
Oh fu- ! She's gonna kill me!
SAVE ME! SAVE ME!
Somebody save me!
(Loud scream)
Oh my god!
- [Sterling] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
- [Dunk] It's just so loud when she gets you!
Oh my go-
Babe, this way, this way, this way!
Come on. Come on, babe-
OH FUCK!
She's down there!
Other way, other way!
To the other way! Turn around!
Turn aroun-! (Laughs)
Other way!
(Gibberish)
Other way!
- [Fluppy] Oh my god! It's on the-!
- [Dunk] Other way now! (Laughs)
What the fuck?!
- [Fluppy] Oh my god!
(Leah screams)
- [Leah] WHAT IS SHE DOING RIGHT NOW-?! - [Dunk] Run! Get the fuck- (Laughs)
(Leah screaming while Dunkey laughs)
- [Dunk] Oh no, god-!
It's killing us!
It's killing-!
(The Baby doll starts crying)
- [Fluppy] Get me out. Get me out.
- [Dunk] What is it doing?
- [Fluppy] What the fuck?
Get it out.
- [Dunk] She's-
HELLO...
- [Leah] What is that baby now?! - [Fluppy] Uhm...
- [Dunk] She's standing right now.
- [Fluppy] Well, hi!
- [Leah] Why is still-? - [Dunk] Excuse me...
- [Fluppy] Can you go away? - [Leah] What is going on in there? - [Dunk] Excuse me...
- [Sterling] Hello...
- [Dunk] Hello... - [Leah] What's going on in here? (Laughing)
- [Dunk] Hello... (Laughing)
(They're all laughing)
- [Dunk] OH FUCK!
(Laughter)
*pop*
- [Dunk] Oh, shit.
- [Dunk] Now Fluppy is tiny. - [Fluppy] Oh, now I'm a baby.
- [Leah] Oh my god! She's coming for me now. Run!
- [Dunk] There she goes. There she goes.
She's really slow now. (Laughing)
- [Leah] She's coming for me! (Dunkey laughs)
- [Sterling] Why-? Why is she walking like that? (Laughing)
(They're all laughing)
- [Dunk] She's stuck on the- (Laughing)
- [Fluppy] She walked into a door. You fucking idiot. (Laughing)
- [Dunk] She fucking sucks. (Laughing)
Oh...
Oh, fuck!
Oh fucking god! (Laughing)
Look!
The ghost passed out!
I have her!
- [Leah] Where?
- [Dunk] I'm holding her!
- [Woa] Oh my god!
- [Dunk] Let's throw her in the furnace.
- [Woa] Good idea. (Leah laughs)
- [Sean] Ooh... Good thinking!
- [Dunk] Alright! Just gotta load her in there-
There we go.
- [Woa] Oh... Fuck.
- [Dunk] Bada bing, bada boom!
Simple as that.
(Leah laughs)
- [Leah] Did we screw our only chance to win by burning her?
- [Woa] You know what, fuck her.
- [Game] "What?"
"Why?"
- [Leah] Ahh...
- [Woa] What?!
- [Game] "Why would you burn the girl?"
(They're all laughing)
(They're all laughing) - [Game] "Just get in the van!"
(They're all laughing)
[OUTRO]