BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY NAME THAT TUBE. NAME THAT TUBE.
(CHEERING, WHOOPING) IT'S EXACTLY LIKE NAME THAT
TUNE, BUT FOR WEIRD SONGS ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU'VE ALMOST
DEFINITELY NEVER HEARD OF, AND PERHAPS WILL NEVER HEAR AGAIN.
SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY YOU A SONG.
FOR 250 POINTS, TELL US WHAT YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED.
ALL RIGHT? THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU BONUS POINTS IF YOU SING THAT
SHIT.
ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE.
THIS MAIL-ORDER BRIDE.
>> ♪ EVERYTHING I TELL YOU MAKES YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T STOP ASKING ♪ IF YOU'RE SO SHY
INTIMATE DETAILS... ♪ (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING) >> HARDWICK: INTIMATE DETAILS.
♪ MY LITTLE BROTHER IS MAGNETIC... ♪
(LAUGHTER) I PLAY SPOONS ON HIM!
NICK OFFERMAN.
>> ROB SCHNEIDER'S FINAL SWING.
(LAUGHTER) (WHOOPING)
>> HARDWICK: YEAH, I THINK IT IS. POINTS.
DANA.
>> SHE IS THAT RARE COMBINATION OF FRED FLINTSTONE AND WILMA
FLINTSTONE.
>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.
YEAH, POINTS. IF THAT'S YOUR...
>> BUT THE NAME OF THE SONG IS...
♪ I LIKED HIM BETTER AS BORAT. >> HARDWICK: YEAH.
UH, YOU GET 100 POINTS FOR THAT.
HOW ABOUT THIS BANGER FROM BANGS?
>> ♪ LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES, SHORTY
I'M SURE LATER ON YOU WILL BE MY BABY. ♪
(BELL DINGS) >> HARDWICK: WHO SEEMS TO
POSSESS THE POWER OF TELEPORTATION.
DANA.
>> THAT'S, UH, EBONY AND EBONIER.
>> HARDWICK: HUH.
UH.
UH...
POINTS.
>> WEREN'T THOSE...
WEREN'T THOSE GUYS KILLED ON "THE WIRE"?
>> HARDWICK: NO.
>> TOO SOON.
>> HARDWICK: NO COMMENT.
AIMEE.
>> ♪ IT'S THE SOMALIAN PIRATE SHUFFLE. ♪
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
POINTS TO AIMEE MANN.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.
THIS ODE TO MEXICAN FOOD, I THINK?
>> ♪ TAQUITOS MAMA LIKE
PAPA LIKE BURRITOS ♪
(BELL DINGS) >> HARDWICK: YES, AIMEE MANN?
>> ♪ OH, MY GOD, LOOK HOW YOUNG HARRY DEAN STANTON LOOKS. ♪
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HARRY DEAN STANTON.
NICK.
>> WE GET MORE POINTS FOR SINGING?
>> HARDWICK: YEAH.
>> THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH.
>> UH, ♪ ME PENIS ES MUCHO GUSTO. ♪
>> HARDWICK: YEAH, KEEP POINTING AT IT.
KEEP... EVERY TIME YOU DO A JOKE... YEAH, PERFECT.
YEAH, INDICATE, INDICATE.
LET'S JUST UNBUTTON THAT SECOND BUTTON, NICK.
JUST LET IT HAPPEN, JUST WORK WITH IT, LET IT HAPPEN.
200 POINTS TO NICK OFFERMAN.
DANA.
(WOMAN MOANS) >> I DON'T...
SOMEONE DROPPED A BEN WA.
UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED, BUT I KNEW, THOUGH,
THAT'S FROM CHISSUM WORTHINGTON'S ALBUM "HANKY FULL
OF CHISSUM".
>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.
YEAH.
>> RECENTLY...
>> HARDWICK: OR...
>> RECENTLY VOTED THE MOST CAREFULLY-PRONOUNCED ALBUM OF
THE YEAR.
>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE-- THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
BAND.
>> ♪ I HAVE A FRIEND IN JESUS >> ♪ JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE
>> ♪ JESUS IS MY FRIEND >> ♪ JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE
>> HARDWICK: YES, I VERY MUCH THINK JESUS SAID TO THEM, LIKE,
"YEAH, WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS, UH...
IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME."
(BELL DINGS) NICK OFFERMAN.
>> UH, THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO THAT MORMONS ARE ALLOWED TO JERK
OFF TO.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
UH, AIMEE.
>> I'M NOT GONNA SING THIS, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE
DISRESPECTFUL.
THE SONG IS CALLED "GLORY HOLE-LLELUJAH".
>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS, IT IS.
IT IS.
I... HOW CAN IT NOT BE?
DANA.
>> I'M NOW GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND SING IN FRONT
OF A PROFESSIONAL SINGER.
>> HARDWICK: OKAY.
>> ♪ THEY ASKED ME... >> HARDWICK: WELL, DANA, I'M NOT
A PROFESSIONAL SINGER, LIKE...
>> WELL, TO ME, YOU ARE.
>> HARDWICK: I MEAN, I, AS A HOBBY, I LIKE TO, YOU KNOW...
♪ SPIN TUNES OCCASIONALLY. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO... GET
INTO IT NOW.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> I STILL HAVE YOUR EIGHT-TRACK "AFTERNOON MOVES".
♪ THEY ASKED ME IF I LIKED IT, AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW,
IT LOOKS LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER DRESSED UP LIKE HAN SOLO." ♪
>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS, PERFECT, I LIKE IT.
LAST ONE-- THIS MOST TALENTED KARDASHIAN.
>> ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA. ♪ (BELL DINGS)
>> HARDWICK: I'M GONNA SAY THAT'S KIM KARDASHIAN'S
PERPETUAL INNER MONOLOGUE.
THAT'S... LIKE, WHEN YOU SEE HER ON THE COVER OF THE MAGAZINE
WITH HER ASS STICKING OUT, THAT'S WHAT'S PLAYING IN HER
HEAD ON A LOOP.
UH, NICK OFFERMAN.
>> UH, WE HAVE CHECHNYAN GUN MONEY-- LET US MAKE VIDEO.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS TO NICK.
DANA.
>> UH, WELL, I'M... FEEL LIKE I SHOULD ALMOST RECUSE MYSELF,
BECAUSE I'M A BIG GNESA "WILDER" FAN.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH.
>> AND, UM, THIS IS ACTUALLY FROM HER ALBUM "MY BUSH LOOKS
LIKE LENNY KRAVITZ IS TYING MY SHOES".
>> HARDWICK: PO...
POINTS.
>> PEOPLE... PEOPLE CALL ME "DAD."
>> HARDWICK: NOT... NOT JUST YOUR KIDS.