There are characters created in the world of animation, characters imagine further than
reality.
Characters that were made to be stronger than anything we could imagine.
We put these characters against each other, who would be the strongest of them all.
(Cinematics) Ed, Edd, and Eddy first airing in 1998, the
show revolved against 3 preteen boys.
Originally, I had watched this show for entertainment, but now that I had grown and matured, I can
see the truth.
The truth of these individual Gods, portrayed as mortals to child audience.
Ed, he isn’t strategic, he’s known as the juggernaut of the group.
There aren’t many beings that can match up to his level of strength and when he gets
angry then you’re in “BIG TROUBLE”.
Edd, known as double d.
There’s a reason why he has two D’s in his name.
(Is it because of his parents).
Well, yes, but the two D’s stand for Destructive Database.
Because of Double D, he had granted his friends the power of logic bending due to the notes
he had created.
People will never know what knowledge was written in those papers to grant these beings
the power of Gods.
And lastly, Eddy.
Eddy is what I aspire to be, he shows you that you can take so much pain and survive
so many trials just so you can get to your one goal.
How strong are these characters?
Welcome to the Outside of series, where I go through and over analyze everything and
add to a list of feats for a specific character to see how strong are they in their respective
franchise.
For the feat, we’re going to be covering Strength and what examples they have for it.
[Introduction starts] STOP, he’s holding up his whole body with his tongue.
Now Eddy being pretty young and short would probably be around 80 pounds, but to hold
up 80 pounds is pretty insane.
Thomas Blackthorne had set a world record for lifting 27 pounds with his tongue.
Now he had to hook the weight up to his tongue to do so, and I’m begging you it may sound
interesting to see, but it looks like the most painful thing ever and I hope to never
see it again.
Eddy does 80 pounds plus with ease, well along with that his tongue is the size of him honestly.
Comparing Eddy to this garbage can, and garbage cans are usually around 40 inches in height,
we can make the assumption that his tongue is about 10 times larger than the average.
Double D isn’t really the one to be doing the heavy lifting, so we’re going to leave
the rest of the strength category to Ed.
Even though you do have that one time on the episode “Party at Kevin’s House” where
they (Eddy and Double D) were pushing up a trailer while it balanced on a fence, and
on the other side was Kevin who for some reason was stronger than the both.
I’d say that the fence is stronger than all three of them because that’s not how
fences work.
In that same episode, you have Ed lifting up the whole trailer with a tree added onto
that, but let’s go to earlier Ed.
Not earlier episodes, but actually earlier Ed.
Well, Ed at a young age could still lift an entire house.
Then you have a form that I’d call Berserk form Ed, this mode is only activated when
Ed is severely angered by something.
With this form, Ed uproots a tree stump, uses said tree stump to smack these playground
toys so hard that they end up flying off the ground.
He also takes the slide off of some sort of slide set or something just with his teeth.
With his teeth he also throws said slide set, a tree, swing set, and a teeter-totter.
The tree alone when it hit the ground had stabbed through the ground and to do that,
it had to be pretty heavy I assume.
The weight of a tree can go from 2000 to 20,000 depending on the size but that was around
12 feet so I’d probably say 1,000 alone.
Ed also shows that he’s still able to lift houses in “Cry Ed”, so pretty sure that
Ed has gotten stronger over time.
There was also when Eddy told to use some more muscle in his jumps and he ended up jumping
3 miles into the air.
That’s the distance from ground level to cloud level, or well at least a well rounded
calculation.
Just with jumping with some effort, Ed could jump 3 miles into the air.
What is the full potential of Ed?
Well, I’m not sure.
But, I do remember him pulling out a huge part of a sewer system and running like he
normally would.
So the next stat to take into account, Speed.
Now there’s been instances where Ed, Edd, and Eddy had show their very high speeds.
They had ran away from mobs, bikes, uhhh they drove in a car except the car was Ed, and
there’s a few examples, but one the one main one I have outdoes the others.\
Along with manipulating time to jump between flashbacks, Ed had the ability to run backwards
in time to where they were all younger.
When running you see that Ed is taking steps backwards in time and you see moments of time
passing by as he’s running.
Ed alone also has the ability to eat his whole bed and a TV when he was a baby, but I have
no clue where to put that.
Now for the highlight of the Toon Force, Durability.
Cartoons have to be the most durable and most busted characters most of the time, the whole
getting destroyed in once scene and be fully recovered in the next one.
The Toon Force is a very strong one.
Well, there’s “The Good, The Bad, and The Ed”.
The episode where Rolf had challenged Eddy to get the toughest Urban Ranger badge ever
available: The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge.
The second challenge “Bumping of the Funny Bone”, which involved both Rolf and Eddy
slamming their elbows into a file cabinet.
The episode progressively got worse and worse where they had even got through this challenge
called the Pendulum of Protest where they would be smashed between boulders.
They also get hit by a train.
That’s the easiest example of their Durability, but if you remember back when I was talking
about Berserk Mode Ed, they survived the all out wrath of that and then some other instances
of regular Ed.
Being a close friend of Ed would be a difficult one honestly, just to say.
Especially with having to survive certain things like getting a house smashed on top
of you, an imaginary friend that was ridiculously strong for no reason, getting spun out of
proportion by a rubber band satellite, and that said friend eating you on multiple occasions.
AYE, AYE, AYE, you keep your fanfictions away from this internet.
But basically, you can’t kill cartoon characters.
No matter what logic you try to throw at them, it just doesn’t exist.
The biggest proof of this example, Ed, Edd N Eddy, Season 2 Episode 4.
One + One = Ed, this episode in my opinion was one of the best ones, I’d probably say
Top 5 episodes.
In this episode, they completely destroyed logic itself.
They broke perspective, but the aspect of weight had still applied.
Along with the displacement of perspective, Ed’s mishaps had shown the aspects of the
cartoon itself to where the asphalt road had adapted with fabric like qualities.
The destruction of perspective had now added onto Eddy’s new ability of what I would
say reality bending?
He turned the sun into the moon by taking a bite
of it.
After doing that, Eddy had shown his ability of reality bending onto Jimmy.
Where the thread of his shirt had became the thread of his body as a whole and had completely
destroyed his 2D existance.
Watch your favorite 2D hero go against the Ed boys, see how that goes.
Ed also had shown that he’s able to cut a hole in space to where it’s a portal to
who knows where, the first hole had opened up into the Kanker’s bathroom and… they
shower together.
Wait hold on.
“Based on 7th Graders, and 7th graders are usually between the ages of 12 and 13.
Uhhhhhhhh, *Ed pushes portal away*.
Yeah I didn’t want that thought, and oh apparently this is a portal to another dimension.
Since that’s how that works..
He just gave her speed off of the image or something?
He ripped her mouth off, what?
*An original transition* Ok, you guys can watch the rest of this episode
yourselves.
They go across multiple dimensions, destroy more laws, perspective doesn’t exist, and
all of this just gets out of hand.
This all because of the notes of Double D. So basically, the Ed’s can win any fight
due to Double D creating notes.
So I guess, Double D with notes is winning any fight if that’s what’s going on.
But oh Kaleb, nothing in that made sense, and this is their imagination.
Who is to say, who is to say about anything in cartoons.
Law doesn’t exist here, what is perspective, what is gravity, what is reality itself.
So how would I tier the Ed’s against any character from a fictional standpoint?
Busted, and I will further go into into the light of not making sense with any of this.
If you guys had a problem with this video, I want you to take a quick moment to look
at the date that this was posted.
I would love to say I don’t care about what you say, but (comments hurt my feelinghs urrrr).
Thank you for watching me analyze my life away as I watch shows like this, the next
one is going to be a more serious version I’d say?
Not going to be like this one, I can tell you that.
The next video involves us going back, because gotta get back.
Until then, I’m Kaleb I.A., peace out and God Speed.