♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- Well, we tried our best, but the wedding is off.
- Wow.
Okay. You sure?
- Well, it's either that or take a break
and reevaluate in 10 to 15 years.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (softly) Ow.
- At last, the one-of-a-kind Little Boy Prince
will go back to the museum walls, where he belongs.
- Ow. Ow. Ow, my knee. I have a hurt knee!
Hey... you!
(muttering) I know you.
(cloth tears) - Hey, you've ripped my dress!
Do you have any idea how much this costs?
- Nobody cares how much the dress costs.
Literally nobody.
Let's see it. - (sighs)
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- I just love how expensive it feels on my body.
I probably shouldn't have gotten it yet.
But we're about to get that money, so it's all good.
- Yeah.
(pounding on door) Oh [bleep], he's here.
Okay. Okay. - Be cool.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
- H-hello.
(door creaks, shuts)
- (muttering) Hmm...
(Russian accent) Yes... tell me.
The most artistic masterpieces
have stamp painted in corner.
- What?! - That moron left on the postal mark.
- (furiously) My time has been wasted!
(gunshot) (couple screaming)
(pounding on door) - (man) Police! We're coming in!
♪ (chill music) ♪
- This better work. - Baby, it will.
What, are you still mad at me from before?
Come on, it's not that bad.
Hi.
Yeah, uh... we're just gonna need you to make
an exact replica of this postcard.
- Sure. But it'll cost you. This seems very illegal.
- Oh yeah, we will definitely make up for it in the sales.
So don't worry about it. - It better not cost as much
as my wedding dress. - Right.
- Okay? It's very expensive.
- What? - Don't ask.
Another one, bartender.
♪ (hard rock music) ♪
- (woman) Rough day?
- (chuckling) Rough day.
Hey, If I tell you something,
do you promise to keep it a secret?
- Sure. - I did something bad.
I maybe stole, heisted a priceless piece of art from the museum.
Unh.
- The Little Boy Prince? - Mm-hmm.
Wait. How did you know about it?
- Um... uh, the news.
- Yes. - I heard it on the news.
- Okay. - Mm-hmm.
- Well, it's all gone to [bleep].
Mess it up-- (glass clatters)
- Uh-oh. Oh boy. - Messed up my drink too. It's fine.
No, it's-- whatever. It's good.
- Hey, um, you know, when you mess up your drink--
that's the thing about it-- you can just get another one, right?
♪ (compelling music) ♪
- If I mess it up, I can get another one.
You're a genius!
(joints cracking) Ow!
(joints cracking) Oh!
- Uh-oh. You okay there? - Yeah, yeah, totally fine.
Listen, hey, just don't say anything to anybody
about what I told you, all right? It's a super secret.
(smoke detector beeping)
- My cleft is not without risk. (blows)
(beeping continues)
I can fix this. I can fix this.
(breathing deeply) I can fix this. I can fix it.
- No, you can't. This is literally unfixable.
Where are you going?
- I'm going to clear my mind. We are broke again.
- Well, I am NOT getting a new wedding dress.
You remember how much I need for the one I want?
- (man) Yes! - (scoffs angrily)
- Yeah, we have the painting.
- It better be legit. I don't like my time being wasted.
- Oh, it's legit, all right.
- Then we have a deal.
- Fantastic! (phone beeps)
(squeals) - Oh my gosh!
Oh. I'll get some ice.
I cannot believe you injured your knee like that.
- Yeah, you know, it's definitely bruising.
But I can't believe we got away with this!
- I know. Could this day get any better?
(knock on door)
- Uh, actually, I might just have an idea.
Shazam! - (gasps) A personal flambe chef?
- (man) Yeah! - You shouldn't have.
- Bonsoir. - (woman) Oh, bonsoir!
Wait, is it safe to keep the painting in here?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. You got to watch that thing at all times.
(both yelling fiercely)
(pant, resume yelling)
♪ (tranquil funk music) ♪
Okay. I'm pretty sure the coast is clear.
(grunts in pain)
- Are you okay? - Aah! No. Pretty sure it's gonna bruise.
We have to abort the mission. We have to get out of here.
We have to abort the mission. - No.
- Yeah. Yeah. - No. No.
- We have to get out of here-- ow!!
- No!! - God!
- Five. - Four.
- Three. - Two.
- (both) One.
- (man) Ah, see? It's already bruisin'.
- The perfect cup of coffee for my perfect cup of man.
- Oh. Thanks, hon. You didn't have to do that.
Hey, listen, I've been thinking.
I think that I want us to have a big wedding.
- (gasps) Really? - Yeah.
- I was looking at a dress in here, and it was so expensive.
$12,000 is what it cost.
I think I want a big wedding too.
Oh. But we're dead broke.
- Actually, um, I think I have an idea.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
♪ (classical music) ♪