So you’re a dude with a fucked up haircut and you wanna know how to go from looking
like this, to looking like this.
Well don’t worry, I’m here to hook you up with a bunch of tips on how to choose the
right hairstyle for your face shape, so the next time you go to your barber you can tell
him exactly what you want, instead of just sitting in the chair and saying “hey bro
just fuck my shit up fam” .
But since we’re talking about hair, I thought I’d recruit some professional help, so I’m
gonna teleport my boy Alex Costa here.
Alex: What the fuck?
How did you get me here?
Wait, I can swear here?
FUCK?
Fuck..
Fuck…
Fuck???
Ahhh this is awesome!
Well, I'm Alex Costa, and on my channel you get to learn everything you need to be the
best version of yourself.
Better grooming skills, better hair, better life.
Probably a better girlfriend too but don't tell her that.
Zeus: Alright perfect you’re here, let’s jump right into it.
The first thing you need to understand is that with whatever face shape you have, you’re
gonna want a hairstyle that contrasts it in order to create a balanced face shape.
For example if you got a round ass head, then a bowl cut is just gonna make you look like
humpdy dumpdy.
So keep this in mind when thinking about your hairstyle and face shape.
Alex: I'm literally googling humpty dumpty right now to see what that looks like… aaaand
NOPE, you definitely don't want rock that look.
You want to use your hairstyle to make your best features stand out, not to highlight
the fact that you have a weirdly shaped head.
So let's go to #1.
Zeus: #1 The Oval face shape.
This is a really good face shape to have overall because it’s already relatively balanced
and allows you to choose from a ton of different hairstyle options.
I recommend keeping your sides short though to prevent making your head look overly “ovally”
and like a fucking egg.
Humpdy Dumpdy wasn’t getting any pussy on that wall so you probably won’t get any
either looking like that.
Shorter more texturized hairstyles tend to look best for you oval headed guys, and a
good way to add texture is to use the right hair products and ask your barber for the
right thing.
Alex: Yeah, you guys with an oval face shape are actually pretty lucky because you can
rock almost any hairstyle.
Tell your barber you want a fade on the sides and go with a high volume pompadour or quiff
and you won't regret it.
If you want good products that will add texture, I'd say Moroccanoil Texture Clay, or Kevin
Murphy Night Rider.
You can never go wrong with these two.
Zeus: #2 The Square Face Shape.
This shape is the best face shape to have because it’s naturally symmetrical since
it’s a square, and if you’ve taken geometry, then you know a square is the same proportions
on every side.
Alex: Yeah, if you have a square face, you can rock anything from a faded quiff to crew
cut, or even a buzz cut.
The buzz cut is actually gonna accentuate that manly and square jaw of yours and make
it look like you just came out of Minecraft.
In a good way.
Girls love that shit.
Square faces…
Not Minecraft.
Zeus: Hey man, you never know, maybe bitches love Minecraft haha.
#3 The Round face shape.
If you have a round face shape, you want to use your hairstyle to add more angles to your
face and make it less circular.
I suggest a tighter haircut on the sides and longer on top to help elongate your face and
make it look less circular.
Alex: With a round face you wanna do everything you can to balance it out and make it less
round.
So don't get a buzz cut.
And pro tip - don't even wear round sunglasses.
You want to get a hairstyle that will make your jawline look stronger and take away the
roundness of your face to even things out.
Go short on the sides and long on top to make your face look longer and less round.
Alex : #4 The Triangle Face Shape.
Alex: With a triangle face shape, your jaw is wider than the your forehead.
This is actually what I have.
Yep, basically my big ass jaw is wider than the rest of my face.
To contrast this, having a slightly longer hair on top also works really well.
Ideally you want it to be down to the tip of your nose.
I usually rock an undercut quiff, or pompadour, and sometimes even a side swept look.
Volume is key if you have a triangular face.
But to be honest, a cool fringe would also look dope.
Zeus: Yeah I totally agree.
Longer haircuts that go to around nose length should be your go-to if you have this sort
of face shape.
Fuller sides are also a good idea because they’ll add depth to your face as opposed
to an undercut.
And if you’re still having trouble then just go on Alex’s channel and check out
the different hairstyles he’s done in the past since this is actually the face shape
he has!
And that’s it!
If you liked this video and you like me doing collaborations with other YouTubers then be
sure to smash that like button and subscribe to my channel.
And be sure to comment below who I should collab with next.
Fuck it, if this video does well maybe Alex and I will do another one haha.
If we can hit 15k likes on this video we’ll do another one, what do you think about that
Alex?
Alex: Sounds good!
Zeus: Dope, thanks again for coming, now I gotta teleport you back to the real world
so I can go have a threesome at the Playboy mansion!