[grunting]
Whew.
Karen, can you give me a hand with my new Dodanatron?
Sorry Sheldon, I'm off to visit my Motherboard.
[gasping]
Wait! How am I supposed to get anything done without you?
Don't worry, I put up Help Wanted flyers
for an intern. See?
Oh.
Uh. Ooh.
"INTERN WANTED." Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs?
Uh. I'm a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy,
I wouldn't have built a computer wife!
Is this where I apply for the intern job?
Ahem. Hello and welcome to Chum Bucket Labs.
As an intern you will gain valuable work experience
at a sub minimum wage.
[moaning]
[grumbling]
Well, that narrowed it down.
I wanna do the science!
Oh, boy.
Okay, let's see how ya handle scientific equipment.
This is my Duplo maker. It's very, very simple.
Oh, like me.
Just put this coin in the chamber--
- Gotcha. - Ow!
No! Just the coin, you idiot!
[gasping]
[screaming]
[panting]
Oh.
Do we get the job?
I'll tell ya what ya get, you get out!
[screaming]
Hi, I'm Patrick.
No, I'm Patrick.
Who's Patrick?
[gasping]
Great. Not a single applicant left.
Hello, I'm still here.
Whale!
No, not you. Whales eat Plankton.
I don't eat Plankton. That's baby food.
I'm just here for the job.
R-Really?
Y-You're not gonna eat me?
Eww. No, I just need money.
But my dad's such a skinflint with my allowance.
Alright. You're hired. Whatever.
As the junior intern of Chum Bucket Labs,
you're responsible for extremely important tasks.
Oh, wow. Like what?
[sighing]
You make an excellent ladder, junior intern.
Yes! My evil robot is complete.
Nothing can stop me now.
Except that tiny doorway.
No one asked you, junior intern.
And by the way, I forgot to give you
your very own lab instrument.
Oh, oh. What's it do?
[screaming]
Why don't you push it around and find out?
Observe my lonely intern
and tremble at the power of my mighty, ah, laser thingy.
It'll blow the door off a safe.
[laughing]
Ah and everything in it.
Get to work, intern.
Okay.
Behold, my instant monster maker.
[screaming]
Yes, the creature strong enough
to rip open a safe with its bare hands.
Tentacles.
Bare tentacles, even worse!
[laughing]
Ooh.
[screaming]
Eww. Gross!
Don't bother sweeping it up.
Thanks, Mr. Plankton.
You're gonna need a mop.
[moaning]
Ah, how was your first day at your summer job, sweetie?
It's so boring.
My boss doesn't let me do any of the fun stuff.
Now, now my little sitation. Work ain't supposed to be fun.
But daddy, my boss is--
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
It don't matter who your boss is.
A good employee follows the boss's orders.
If you say so, Daddy.