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- That was a bird.
Hey, guys, so I dedicated this video to Twitter,
because Twitter is my favorite social networking site,
and I've been on it for about two years now.
I definitely use it the most out of all of them,
and I definitely prefer it over Facebook,
because Facebook's just kinda getting old now.
But, just like people's posts on Facebook,
some people habitually tweet the same stuff all the time.
So I categorized these people into what I feel
is the 10 Types of People on Twitter.
Number one is The Food Tweeter.
These are those people that always share
what they're eating, like "I'm eating a pickle."
For some reason these people think we care
what they're eating all the time.
They will tweet what they are having
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
And sometimes these people will actually
tweet a picture of something cool that they're eating,
like shark, but then they go and ruin it
with a shitty Instagram filter.
Number two is The Mundane Tweeter.
These people are the masters of mundane.
They never have anything interesting to say,
and they somehow always manage to tweet
only the most boring stuff.
They'll tweet things like they just got home,
or they're tired or they're bored.
Number three is The Contest Tweeter.
All that these people do is retweet things from contests
to win stuff.
Please pick me, I want Justin Bieber tickets!
These people are terrible to follow,
because all they do is spam your Twitter feed
with contests and other spam.
Number four is The Conversation Tweeter.
These are those people that have entire conversations
over Twitter.
It's okay for people to respond two or three times
to each other over Twitter,
but if it goes anything past that,
they should just pick up their phones and text each other.
The world doesn't need to know about your lunch plans.
Number five is The Spoiler Tweeter.
These are those people that see the season finale
or movie that you've been waiting to see,
and ruin the ending by tweeting it.
Which is especially annoying when the ending
is some crazy twist that would have completely
blown your mind.
And then you see it and you were expecting it,
and it's just not that good anymore.
Totally ruins it.
Number six is The Caps Lock Tweeter.
These are those people that tweet in all caps
because they want you to know
that their tweets are the most important.
And they want you to pay attention to them.
These tweeters need to understand
that when you type in all caps,
that translates to yelling on the Internet.
So, when all they do is tweet in caps lock,
people are going to think they have Tourette's or something.
I'm going to the store! Tweet!
Number seven is The Promotional Tweeter.
These are those people that only tweet promotional stuff,
like stuff about a project that they're working on.
All these people do is instruct you to come
to an event that they're hosting
and they tell you to retweet them,
and follow them, et cetera.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with promotion.
But you've gotta mix it up with other tweets, too.
If self-promotion is all you're doing,
your followers get really annoyed by that, and,
oh, my Twitter handle,
where did that come from?
I don't know, follow me.
Number eight is The Philosophical Tweeter.
These are those people that are trying to change the world
one tweet at a time.
They only tweet inspirational quotes,
or philosophical ideas, or Bible passages, et cetera.
They're pretty easy to identify,
because they're only positive with their tweets.
And they usually start the morning by saying,
"Good morning, Universe,"
and then end the day by saying,
"Good night" to that same Universe.
Number nine is The One-Tweet Tweeter.
These people are pretty straightforward.
They're those people that sign up for Twitter,
tweet one thing, and then never go on the site again.
And their one tweet is always hilarious,
because it's always the same tweet.
It's either "I don't get this,"
or "I'm starting a Twitter,"
or "Is this like MySpace?"
And number 10, The Over Tweeter.
Oh yeah, we all know somebody like this.
The most hated of all tweeters.
These are those people that flood your Twitter feed
with their tweets.
They're a combination of all the categories
I just mentioned.
These people literally tweet every five minutes every day.
They are the reason that most Twitter apps on phones
come with a mute function.
So anyways, those are the 10 types of people
that I notice use Twitter.
Some of them are okay, but some of them are really annoying.
Over Tweeter.
But yeah, even if you don't identify yourself
in any one of those categories,
which is a good thing,
because that means you use the website casually,
like it's supposed to be used,
I guarantee you know at least one of those categories
and you'll probably notice them from now on
every time you go on Twitter.
But that was all for this video, guys,
and feel free to share this video on Twitter
if you liked it, and oh, (laughs)
my Twitter handle again.
I don't know why it keeps popping up like that.
It's awkward, I, follow me.
How now brown cow.
(laughter)
I'm okay.
(laughter)
So anyways, those are the 10 types of Twitter people
that I've noticed.
Twitter people.