- This is a Mississippi classic, I'll tell you what.
- Like an Asian wing, except it's a frog.
- Ribbit, ribbit. (both laugh)
- (PvF) Today, we've got a super unique taste test.
- Oh! - Taste test?
- I love testing tastes.
- (PvF) You guys are gonna be tasting and ranking foods.
- Oh! - Oh!
- This could be really good or bad.
- (PvF) Alright, you ready to get started?
- That's it?
That's just, we're eating normal dishes?
- Damn, this is so broad. We don't know what type of dishes,
what they're gonna bring out.
- Ooh!
- It smells phenomenal, right?
- I like it, I like it. - Mm-hmm.
- It tastes like meat.
- It does taste like a sausage.
- Yeah. - This is so weird.
I don't... - I'm so afraid.
- She's gonna tell you it's an elephant's butt.
(Benison laughs)
- (narrator) Technically speaking, all animals are made of meat.
- No, no. No!
- (narrator) Snake, in particular... - Snake!
- Yo, we just had snake.
- (laughs) You're lying!
- I don't mind that. - You're lying.
- We just had snake!
- I didn't have [censored]. - That's pretty cool!
- (narrator) Or if I find one as roadkill,
which is what happened here.
- (laughs) What? - Wait, wait, wait.
- (PvF) That's right, we've got a freshly roadkill rattlesnake sausage
that's been cooked over an open campfire
with some fresh veggies.
- Everything was fine, until roadkill.
- Until she said a roadkill, and the way she says it so cheerfully.
We've got a roadkill sausage for you.
- (PvF) Fun fact. (Angel laughs)
You can eat any type of snake.
- Preferably no. (Jaxon laughs)
- The whole time, I could've been not afraid of snakes,
and just killed them and eat them?
- That's so nasty.
- (PvF) Snake is also low in fat and calories,
and high in protein, and some see it
as a rising star in the food industry.
It's also cited as an aphrodisiac
that improves and strengthens sexual arousal and treats impotence.
- This sexually arouses you?
- I'm gonna take some of this home, then.
- It's not bad. - It tastes good now. (laughs)
- I would rate this a five, 'cause it's not bad,
but it's not good.
- 10, sex. (Jaxon laughs)
(Angel laughs)
- I'm gonna give this a seven.
- Six for this one, as it's not that good,
or not that bad, but I felt like I've gone
a level up on this food chain.
- See, I mean, I'd give it like a realistic score
of like a seven.
- I would give it a seven too. It's not bad.
- You know how you have to cook for your significant other?
I will be making this. - Oh my God!
- For sure, anniversary meal, are you joking?
- Hmm.
Nope.
- I don't like this. - (Angel) Ew!
- It smells like meat.
- It's not bad, I just don't know what it is.
- Mmm. This is good!
- It's mad fatty at the bottom there.
- Is it like a [censored] raccoon?
- It has the texture of like a roast.
- It's musty.
- You know, at first, it kinda looked like a hoof,
so I was a little afraid. (horse whinnies)
- (PvF) You ready to see what it is?
- Oh God, why does she ask it like that?
- (narrator) First you get the meat
and you soak it in water and vinegar.
(PvF laughs) - Mm!
- I knew it was raccoon.
- That was... - I just ate a raccoon.
Which part, the ass?
- Bro, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now?
- Raccoons are my favorite animal, man.
Why'd you have to do that to me?
- Ahh!
- (narrator) You add your 'coon meat to the grill.
- Your 'coon meat. - (laughs) Raccoon meat.
- Add your 'coon meat to the grill.
- Who voluntarily eats this?
- Who's eating raccoon? - We did!
- (PvF) This sweet barbecue glazed raccoon with sweet potatoes
is one fine dish, and one you might actually enjoy.
- Honestly, can we just show the camera, like...
- Get in there. - Look at like...
- (Benison) Yeah, the fat.
- (Jair) It doesn't even look appetizing.
- It has a taste of lamb, where lamb is kind of gamey.
This is a bit gamey. - Mm-hmm.
- Where did they get this? - The 405.
- Raccoons eat [censored] in trash!
I just ate [censored] in trash digested!
- It's really tough. - Yeah.
- And there's a lot of fat on it, and there's not a lot of flavor.
- (PvF) It is very rich in vitamins and minerals,
like Potassium. - Great.
- Would you eat this? - So is a [censored] banana, okay?
(Angel laughs)
- If I have to rate this raccoon, I'm gonna go with one.
- I'd rate it like a two.
It's kind of like a different type of, like,
is girth-y a word? I don't know.
But it's like... (laughs)
- That's not what I would use to describe.
- I'm gonna give it a six.
- Yeah, I'm probably right there with Benny, man.
Like a one.
- Yeah, six. - Yeah.
- I say six too.
- I do not like this, this is like a three.
- Yeah, it reminded me of kinda like braised beef.
- And that's why I thought it was gonna be good.
- Yeah, me too. - It tastes nothing like it.
- Why can't you just give us like shrimp or something.
- No! - (Angel) What the hell?
- No! - (Angel) What the...
- Is this frog legs?
- I've never had frog, I wanted to try it.
I heard it tastes like chicken.
- You know how I know? - Yeah, this ain't chicken.
- 'Cause that looks like the prince Tiana was with.
- I forgot that frog could be roadkill.
- Damn. - I dissected one in high school.
But I never cooked it.
- Mmm, I like the sauce.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's like an Asian wing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like an Asian wing, except it's a frog.
- Mmm, that's fire!
- Woah, that's good!
- Wow, frogs be holding out, bro!
- It tastes like chicken.
- Yo! - Ribbit, ribbit!
(both laugh)
- (narrator) Today, we're gonna make some Cantonese-inspired frogs.
- I was right!
- Ugh, it was moving! (Angel gags)
- No, it dances? (laughs)
- That's a giant frog.
- Don't name them!
- Yo!
- Once you get over the fact that it's frog,
it's actually pretty delicious.
- I am not a frog legs person. (Angel shudders)
- Fire, fire.
- (PvF) Cantonese style fried frog,
with a sweet and spicy sauce, vinegary tang, and fresh scallions,
is a true delicacy.
- This is a very different take to it.
I like it, but I am not a frog legs person.
- It's hard to taste the actual frog.
- It's like fishy chicken.
- (PvF) Where you rate this dish? - I've never had frog.
This is my first time trying frog.
Absolutely 10 out of 10 until I saw it move.
That's disgusting. (Jaxon laughs)
Ugh!
(both humming)
But for real.
- Yo frogs, you guys got it good.
I'm gonna go as high as a nine on this one!
- I would give this like an eight.
I would eat this again.
- I would give it an eight, that was really good.
I would eat that.
- You know why it's gonna get an eight from me?
'Cause it's got a lot of veins in it.
- Like a six, I mean, the flavor's not bad.
- Mmm.
- But I don't think I'd eat it again.
- I think I'd actually rate it like a five.
- I think that's why I prefer,
you see how small that bone is?
And there's so much meat.
- Nah.
- So it's biscuits. - Ew, it stinks!
- It's biscuits and gravy.
- It smell like raccoon.
- It just tastes the same as the raccoon.
- Yeah, it tastes like raccoon. - Yeah.
- It's possum. I know it.
- It really stinks though, the meat really stinks.
- Ooh, it tastes like booty.
- Okay. (Angel gags)
- Oh no. - Ah!
- Maybe, is it a fox?
- A fox? - Well, it tastes like raccoon.
- Now I'm sad. (laughs)
- That's worse. Aw!
- Yeah, it gets worse, right? - It gets, no, no, no.
- (narrator) Now this was caught on private property.
- Yo! - Benny!
- No! - Benny!
- What is wrong with you? - Aw.
- Oh.
- I knew this [censored] was possum!
- Ah! - I knew it!
- Nicole, turn it off.
- Oh, it is.
It is similar to raccoon. - What?
(Benison whimpers)
(Benison laughs)
- (PvF) Upgrade your gravy and biscuits
with some tender and flavorful possum meat.
Just think of all the possum-bilities
of how you could cook with this.
- Dude, you called it, and then it smelled it,
and then it tasted it.
- It was so similar to raccoon.
- The taste has been fine for all of these,
but now I'm just sad.
- Yeah, you can kinda taste the rodent.
- You know, there used to be a possum that hung out
at like my back porch. - You like possums?
- They're so cute! - They're terrifying.
- This is a Mississippi classic, I'll tell you what.
- All I gotta say is, it's worse than the [censored] raccoon.
- A one, I couldn't even swallow it.
- I'm gonna give this a one, because I had a possum
that I really liked, that used to live on my back porch.
His name was Steve.
- Aw. - After Captain America.
- I would rate it like a three, it's gamey.
- I'm gonna go zero, 'cause I rated the other thing a one,
what was the other thing, a raccoon a one,
and this was much worse.
- Like a five.
I don't think I would seek this out again,
but if it's in front of me, I'll eat it.
- This is like a negative five.
- Woah! You're gonna rate a negative?
- No, I don't want it! - Oh, oh.
- No, no, no, no, no, go away!
- Now that's a pigeon.
- This is the [censored] that bit Morbius.
- It's a bird.
(Angel cries)
- Woah, what's it stuffed with?
- Cinnamon. - Is that like rice?
- Owls, we got pigeons, we got...
- He's getting so much enjoyment from this.
- We got quails.
- Mmm!
- Look at the color of that meat.
That's fowl. - Oh, I like this.
Oh. (laughs)
- Is it stuffed? Like what is...
- That smells really good, to be fair.
It smells like sweet. - Oh, I can't look at it!
- This whole bird is dark meat.
It's pretty awesome.
- This tastes like dried chicken, right?
- It's better than raccoon. - Yeah.
- (screams) I felt a bone!
- (PvF) Is it good? - This is like a nice meal.
- Some things are not meant to be eaten.
- This is good!
- (narrator) Stuffed pigeon and rice, and look at...
- That's pigeon. (Angel sighs)
- It's pigeon. - Bruh!
- Ooh!
- I've never yelled so much in a video.
What the hell, dude!
- (PvF) Sometimes roadkill, if you're driving really fast,
pigeon is a wonderful meat,
especially when stuffed with savory fillings.
- You all put me in the worst food episodes.
You all just enjoy seeing me disturbed.
- This was good!
- Oh, I feel bad, this whole episode.
I feel bad for eating them.
- Probably a five.
- Yeah, you're taking the numbers out of my mouth, girl!
You reading my mind?
- I rate it a four, because it has a nice sweet taste,
but the aftertaste is very gamey.
- I think I would give this like a nine, honestly.
It just tastes like good.
- Yo, I'm gonna rate this a five.
- Yeah. - Because it is what it is.
Not too bad, not too good.
- This was really good. I give this like an eight.
- What!?
- Yeah, I would give this a nine.
I would order this myself.
- In this episode,
this is like the best thing I've eaten so far.
- Ooh.
- This is looking fire.
- I'm sorry, look at that. That's a pelvis, that is...
- (Angel) It smells like farts.
- Ugh, I do not like the way it smells.
- Oh, that's hard. - This is tough.
- Look at the body, is that the ribcage?
- I can't even get it out! - I don't wanna eat it.
- It just does not taste right.
- It's not bad.
- It tastes like raccoon. (both laugh)
Everything tastes like raccoon now!
- Dude, this is a small animal if I'm getting to bone.
Like, this might be a rat. (Angel gags)
- This is either bat, rat.
- If I ate a rat, I swear to God.
- We probably did.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Yep!
- I'm sorry, we started that with a beheading.
- Muskrat? - I can't...
- Bro, how are you getting everything?
Have you had rat? (laughs) Have you had raccoons and stuff?
- Rat? - It's a rat?
- I did not just eat a rat!
- 'Cause you are hitting them all on the bat,
like this is possum. - I'm telling you. (laughs)
- Oh, this one? This is rat!
- They're like, when you see a rat, you're like ew!
You're not like ooh, yummy!
- (PvF) This spicy muskrat stir fry is indeed the optimal way
to enjoy this tasty roadkill rodent.
- The muskrat tastes like ass.
- I couldn't even it get it off, it's very tough,
'cause I think I was getting a bone each time,
like each little piece.
- Stop it, why are you doing this?
- (PvF) Do you wanna see what he looks like?
- Yes!
- Oh my God.
- This is what she's been doing?
- She needs a raise.
- Disgusting. It's truly disgusting.
It's adorable when it's alive.
I prefer it alive.
- Yeah, muskrat, I'm giving this a two.
- I would give muskrat a one.
- I give this like a two.
- I knew he was gonna say two.
- There's hardly any flavor.
- I say a two.
- I give it a five, 'cause it's hard to eat.
- It's really difficult meat to get to.
- Zero!
- (PvF) Why? (laughs) - I just ate a rat!
- What if it boosted your sex drive?
- 10. - (laughs) I'm done!
- Woah.
- This presentation is beautiful. - Yo, I'm...
(Angel screams)
- This is freaky. This is scary, actually.
- Go!
- It's not bad. - What the hell, oh.
- It looks fire though, the presentation.
- It looks like rabbit. - Oh.
- The meat is a lot lighter than anything I've seen thus far.
- Aw, poor guy.
- Mmm, delicious!
- Really nice white meat. - Yeah, this is looking healthy.
- Mmm! It tastes like chicken.
- Ooh, rabbit!
- See, that looked like it had more meat.
- That was like Bugs Bunny. - I know, it's huge!
- I don't feel that bad about rabbit.
- That is some good rabbit.
Oh my God! - I could see...
- I prefer to call it bunny.
- (PvF) A Moroccan styled rabbit tagine with plums
is a one-pot staple that's sure to have you craving more.
- Oh, I knew it was gonna be good,
'cause rabbits are beautiful, and their meat was beautiful!
- I would rate the rabbit, or the hare, a nine.
- I would rate the rabbit a six.
- That's where I was at, bro.
- I like this, this is so far, like an actual nine out of 10.
- Also a six, yeah.
- Solid nine. I would order this myself.
- A little more manageable than most of the fives that we've had today.
- I'd give this one like a six.
- (PvF) Well, with 45 points,
rabbit was everyone's favorite food of the day.
- Oh wow!
- It's so good. You're just, stop hating.
- I'm okay with it.
- At least I know now that if ever there is
like a zombie apocalypse, or I have to eat roadkill,
like which ones I wanna choose,
and which one's I'm gonna eat.
- Snake is probably where I'm headed.
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Here you go, you know?
We've had a great episode today, and you know what?
I think it's time for you to try some good old muskrat.
You know? - (PvF) You know what?
Jaxon, for you, I will.
Thank you guys for watching, like, subscribe,
and do all of those good things, alright?
Mmm.
- Oh, that was a bone!
- That was interesting. - It's not good!
- Oh, it's spicy. - It's very spicy.
- Oh, that's spicy! (both laugh)
- Yeah, thank you guys so much for watching.
Be sure to like and subscribe for more content.
Ah! - (PvF) Bye!