I've never stood this close to death
before and it's actually terrifying how
you doing good you terrified because I
have this reoccurring fear that you're
gonna be the last thing I see before I
die
no actually got dizzy there for a second
let's go it alright what's up mom nice
to meet you how you doing I'm good I'm a
little bit afraid though to be honest
with you well it's probably the manliest
movie of all time which would you agree
with that I would totally agree with you
I'm just telling you if you were raised
by a single mom you're about to have a
daddy right now
was the crew like growing hair in weird
places I mean you might want to be
careful bringing a girl
maury povich might be giving you a call
because you are now the father you're a
hell of a dancer can I see you're not
too fine
no no because I'm always a father so I
dance because I'm happy I got five kids
oh my god
star alongside Chuck Norris in this
movie and I'm wondering if you have a
favorite Chuck Norris joke my favorite
one is Chuck Norris does not do push-ups
he pushes the world down and that is one
of my favorites I thought I loved that
one you know I heard once he pissed in
an 18-wheeler and it turned into Optimus
Prime you know what let me tell you
something about Chuck Chuck is those
jokes are so true because he's so
legendary you're talking about a man who
fought Bruce Lee all the way back in the
70s and entered the dragon and he's
still here how many people of all the
action people you've ever seen can last
that long and it's still doing it the
way he's doing it and looks that good
while he's doing it I love Chuck I love
Chuck that's what it's about
roundhoused himself back into time yes
that's exactly what how about thank you
so much for that I really appreciate it
you got it never
have I sweat so much in my entire life
my fans are like dripping right now
that's worried I didn't want to look
them in the eye have you bought tickets
yet
we'll have you huh have you yeah that's
what I thought how manly is this movie
in comparison to all the manly things
that you've done in your life well I
think if you bring your wives to your
girlfriends you'd better make sure
they're on birth control his craft food
services like did they just have a bunch
of live animals he had to kill them
yourself or yeah no it was a little bit
different actually being in Bulgaria it
was very redundant and it didn't seated
to be skewed towards Greek Greek food so
tomatoes cucumbers feta cheese a lot
rice chicken a lot of the same things
every day no very very good yeah
you start alongside Chuck Norris in this
film and we all know that Chuck Norris
is of scary force in himself do you have
a favorite Chuck Norris joke I like the
girl that said she had sex with Chuck
Norris and they show a picture of her in
a body cast it's a pretty good one
what do you think people can expect when
they go to this theater is there
anything that surprised you when you
screened it back I think people are
going to get a big kick out of the humor
or the icons of action don't they don't
take him so seriously
that they can't poke fun at each other
and I think that's what people are
really going to do
thank you so much for keeping me
conscious this entire interview I really
appreciate it yeah Randy Couture just
put me in a chokehold and I [ __ ] you not
literally it was on from maybe three
seconds and I started to see stars
so that was my near Chuck Norris
experience for the first time in my life
I actually thought I was staring death
in the face for now go see the movies I
don't know I'm just still flustered
after that whole