@patchista said, "How do you get Conan to come down
when he gets too hyper?"
You know, you just have to hold him and pat his back.
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@Darrensdemise says, "Do you steal baby stuff from stores."
Have I stolen anything?
No...
No, I don't steal any....
I don't, I don't steal anymore.
I can say that confidently.
Last time I stole something was,
it was a while ago, it was a long time ago.
What am I doing? No, I stopped stealing, guys.
And I'm not gonna steal something for my babies.
I mean, there was, I think, hold on.
I ordered something and they sent me seven of them.
They were squirt toys for the bath.
And they sent me like seven of them and my husband
who has a much better conscience than I do, he's like,
"You should tell the store they sent you too many."
And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally will."
And then I just didn't. I'm gonna keep 'em all.
I guess that's like stealing.
I would say that's probably the last thing I stole.
Do I say, "you're welcome" for this question?
"Do you steal baby stuff from stores?"
You shouldn't, but if they send you extra stuff,
like, what are you gonna do?
Not keep it? Come on, you're welcome.
@large_ego_luc says, "What is the best way
that you've found so far that works
to stop the kid from crying?"
Good God, this thing, you just put 'em in there,
turn it on and then walk away. (laughs)
No, but honestly, my favorite thing in this house
is that inflatable ball that you sit on
and just bounce with the kid.
They'll stop crying. It's the best.
Any type of movement, putting him in a stroller,
the rocking chair, you know,
going somewhere in the car.
Oh, I just want them to keep moving
and then they're quiet or stick a bottle in their mouth.
Can you overfeed them?
Yeah, obviously you can, but it keeps them from crying.
You're welcome.
@aalok05 says, "How to hard the dark realities of this word,
imminent lurking eventuality of death from them?"
Wow, uh...
Wow.
Maybe "Mister Rogers" has an episode
that talks about the dark realities of the world
and the imminent lurking eventuality of death,
and then you don't have to do it.
Mister Rogers can do it
'cause he always figured out a best way to do it.
You know, on "PBS KIDS" on the "PBS KIDS" app,
they have like seven episodes or something
of old "Mister Rogers" episodes.
And there's one where he talks about the cello
and he has Yo-Yo Ma on and they do an interview.
And there's this moment at the end where Mister Rogers
looks at the camera and he just goes,
"Let's think about, you know, what Yo-Yo Ma said
about feeling and playing the instrument."
And then he's silent for like two minutes.
And I'm not even joking. I wept.
I wept when that part happened
'cause like, who's silent on TV anymore?
He can do it.
So when you want to talk about, you know,
the dark realities of the world
and the imminent lurking eventuality of death,
and you want to talk about that with children,
then, you know, see if "Mister Rogers" has an episode of it
and let him do it, you're welcome.
@patchista said, "How do you get Conan
to come down when he gets too hyper?"
You know, you just have to hold him
and pat his back. (laughs)
You have to shush him
and you have to give him his favorite toy.
And that's how you do it. You're welcome.
Next time one of you babysits Conan O'Brien
now you know how to calm him down when he gets too hyper.
(laughs) This is fun.
I miss doing this. You're welcome.
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