- I still can't believe the Eagles lost to the Dolphins.
'Bout to go up two games in the division.
Trubisky is garbage, this game should be a W.
Here we go baby, we getting the ball to start?
We have the first overall offense in the league?`
How do we not score any points?
Good run, Zeke!
Tony Pollard is out?
Connor Williams is on IR?
Blake Jarwin nice catch!
We get it Troy Aikman, we haven't beat a team over .500.
Zeke is eatin' today!
Letʼs go Jarwin.
Third down conversion.
Witten might need to re-retire.
Gallup, beautiful first down.
First and goal.
Why are we running with Dak?
Give Zeke the ball on the goal line.
Handoff to Zeke.
Touchdown!
Easy baby, what a drive, that is how you start the game!
Last time we scored first, the Bills scored 26 unanswered.
Not today though.
What is this camera angle?
I donʼt like this angle...
What is that?
Defense are we really gonna let them walk
down the field?
How are we letting Trubisky run for first downs?
Jourdan Lewis, interception.
He was out of bounds?
Thatʼs two feet, he got two feet in bounds!
About time we got an interception.
We finally got a turnover on defense.
We got the ball on the one yard line though.
There we go Witten, give us some breathing room.
That pass to Gallup was almost intercepted.
Caught a break there.
Of course we don't do anything with the turnover.
Sack, Darian Thompson. Let's go.
First we jump offside, then we let them get a first down.
The Bears set that screen up perfectly.
Allen Robinson scored. Our defense can't stop anything.
We really respond with a three and out on offense?
What is our defense doing?
Can we tackle someone?
This is just like last week.
Third and ten, they converted it?
Block in the back penalty (laughs).
Bring that back.
Shut up Troy Aikman, let us have this penalty.
I didn't see a face mask, did you see a face mask?
I didn't see it.
I hate when Troy Aikman broadcasts our game.
We need Vander Esch back immediately.
Eddy Piñeiro, 36-yard field goal.
Right down the middle, must be nice.
Ten unanswered points, I'm scared.
Coop, first down.
Coooooop.
Let's go Zeke. He broke one. Ahhh!
31 yard run, Zeke's already over a thousand yards
this season.
Olawale turn around!
42 yard attempt, let's see what you got Brett.
Of course, of course he misses.
I expect him to miss.
Just go for it on every fourth down, we might as well.
This is his last game!
How does this man still have a job?
You might as well just let me kick.
How do we jump off sides on third and short?
We don't have any discipline.
Come on Michael Bennett.
This is the Bills game all over again.
What type of tackling is this?
50 seconds left, let's hold 'em to a field goal.
False start, yep on the Bears, there we go.
How did Jaylon Smith not intercept that?
22 seconds left, first and goal.
Jaylon Smith, great defense, two plays in a row!
Dang, he landed on Javon Wim's ankle.
That didn't look good.
That's an interception, that's not
simultaneous possession.
Jaylon Smith took it away.
They're not even gonna review it?
I cannot believe we're making Trubisky look like
Tom Brady, let's get it together.
We're a third quarter team.
C'mon D, let's get a three and out.
Another first down for Trubisky rushing.
Michael Bennett, thank you for the sack.
Cordarrelle Patterson should have been tackled
for fourth down, instead they got another huge gain.
Please do the wildcat more often.
Holding on Xavier Woods on third down, of course.
And Anthony Miller walks in for a touchdown.
Amari Copper was wide open.
Dak has been off all game.
Zeke missed that pass.
And we go three and out.
Did we actually get a three and out?
This is the Bears' first punt of the game?
Why is Jaylon swiping right now, we're down 17 points!
Khalil Mack sacks Dak?
Another three and out.
Fumble, Jaylon Smith got it!
Let's go (claps).
Gallup missed a wide open pass?
We gotta go for it, fourth down and four.
How did Dak get rid of that ball?
That's what I'm talking about Gallup.
Zeke couldn't get the first down?
We gotta go for it again.
Fourth quarter.
Touchdown Zeke, let's go!
We back in this.
Maher kicked it out of bounds.
Great job Maher, great job.
You got one job, keep the ball in bounds.
Chido go for the ball, you could've had that
interception on Robinson.
Trubisky kept it on the read option.
He's gonna score.
Are we even trying?
We really out here making Trubisky look
like Lamar Jackson.
I haven't felt this hopeless since Quincy Carter
was the quarterback.
Intentional grounding on Dak.
Third and 22 now, phenomenal.
Incomplete on fourth down, and we're punting again.
Fifth three and out.
We got a stop on defense, what?
Why did Cobb fair catch that?
At the five yard line?
Who's our Special Teams Coordinator?
Why are we running the ball with Zeke?
We're down three scores.
Fourth down and four.
This is the game right here.
Incomplete, sounds about right.
Nah, I'm done.
I'm not watching anymore.
I'm done, Jason Witten didn't un-retire for this!
Our defense is complete trash!
Why do I even watch anymore?
Over here letting Trubisky run all over us.
Can we go back to having slow starts?
At least we were competitive in those game.
We used to have pride.
Fire Jason Garrett!
We used to have discipline.
Cut Brett Maher right now!
All this talent and we can't beat Trubisky?
They're not gonna fire Jason Garrett,
Jason Garrett is gonna be back next game?
This team has given up on Jason Garrett.
We keep playing around, the Redskins
are gonna win the division.
I cannot believe I stayed up to watch this.
Nobody to blame but myself.
Ridiculous.
(somber music)
I'm a grown man.
- Scooter, uh ha ha.
Wassup man (laughs).
I'm at the game right now.
Y'all losing man (laughs).
It's over for y'all man.
Tell me what Jerry say man.
Hello, hello?