>>> OKAY. COME ON. >>> GUYS, LET'S MOVE THE SOFT
COME ON. >>> GUYS, LET'S MOVE THE SOFT LIGHT OVER THERE, AND THEN WE'RE
>>> GUYS, LET'S MOVE THE SOFT LIGHT OVER THERE, AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO LOCK UP SET.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OH, YES, MR. AND
MRS. ROBINSON, WELCOME TO YOUR
COMMERCIAL.
>> WOW.
YOU GUYS GOT A REAL PROFESSIONAL
SET UP HERE.
>> YES.
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
SO THESE ARE YOUR MARKS RIGHT
HERE.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STAND
THERE, AND I NEED YOU TO SPEAK
RIGHT TO CAMERA.
>> SOUNDS GREAT.
>> LOVE THAT, CAN DO.
>> OKAY, LET'S SHOOT THIS PUPPY.
>> AND ACTION. >> HI. I'M DR. DOROTHY ROBINSON, AND
THIS IS MY HUSBAND, DR. MARK.
>> HELLO.
>> STOOL TESTING WE CAN PROVIDE
ADVANCED DIAGNOSIS OF HARMFUL
DISEASES AND GENETIC
PRE-DISPOSITIONS.
>> AND WITH OUR MAIL-IN KIT
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TEST YOUR
STOOL WITHOUT EVER LEAVING THE
HOUSE.
>> MANY PEOPLE ARE HESITANT TO
MAIL IN THEIR STOOLS.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY'RE WORRIED THAT
SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE IT OUT AND
MESS AROUND WITH IT.
>> THAT'S WHY AT ROBINSONS WE GUARANTEE THAT WE WON'T. >> WE WANT TO DO ONE THING AND
GUARANTEE THAT WE WON'T. >> WE WANT TO DO ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY WITH YOUR STOOLS,
AND THAT'S TEST IT FOR DISEASES.
>> WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT OUT,
TEST IT FOR DISEASESES, AND THEN
THAT THING IS GOING RIGHT IN THE
TRASH.
I PROMISE.
>> YOU CAN TRUST ROBINSONS TO
ABSOLUTELY NOT MESS AROUND WITH
THAT, PLAY AROUND WITH IT, GOOF
AROUND WITH IT, ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
>> THAT'S WHY OUR MOTTO IS --
ROBINSONS, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
IT OUT, TEST IT FOR DISEASES,
THEN THAT THING'S GOING RIGHT IN
THE TRASH.
>> OKAY, LET'S CUT HERE.
PRETTY GOOD.
I REALLY LOVE YOUR GUYS'
CHEMISTRY.
I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH
YOU GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO TAKE IT OUT AND PLAY
WITH IT.
>> OKAY, EXPLAIN THAT.
>> YEAH.
'CAUSE WE'RE SAYING THAT WE'RE
NOT.
>> TOTALLY.
I THINK IT'S MAYBE JUST A LITTLE
TOO DIRECT, AND MAYBE EVEN SO
DIRECT THAT IT BECOMES
SUSPICIOUS.
>> YEAH.
>> I GET THAT.
OKAY.
>> GREAT.
SO OKAY, MAYBE TRY NOT TO BE SO
DEFINITE THIS TIME, JUST DON'T
HIT IT QUITE AS HARD.
>> LESS DEFINITE.
GOT IT.
>> GOT YOU, BOSS.
GOT YOU, BOSS.
>> LET'S GO AGAIN.
>> OKAY.
ROBINSONS MAIL-IN STOOL TESTING
TAKE TWO.
>> ACTION.
>> HI THERE, LOTS OF PEOPLE
DON'T WANT TO MAIL US THEIR
STOOLS BECAUSE THEY'RE WORRIED
WE MIGHT TAKE THEM OUT, MESS
AROUND WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT --
>> BUT AT ROBINSONS, OUR PROCESS
IS SIMPLE.
WE TAKE IT OUT, TEST IT FOR
DISEASES, AND AFTER THAT, WHO
KNOWS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO?
>> WHO KNOWS, MAYBE WE MESS
AROUND WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT,
OR MAYBE WE DON'T.
>> EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN.
IN THIS CASE, THE ROSE IS WE
WILL TEST IT FOR DISEASES.
THE THORN -- MAYBE WE TAKE IT
OUT, MESS AROUND WITH IT A
LITTLE BIT?
>> THAT'S WHY AT ROBINSONS, OUR
MOTTO IS -- ROBINSON'S, WE'RE
GOING TO TAKE IT OUT, TEST IT
FOR DISEASES, THEN THAT THING'S
GOING RIGHT IN THE TRASH MAYBE.
>> OKAY.
OKAY, CUT.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, GUYS, I FEEL LIKE I
GOT TO ASK -- DO YOU TAKE IT OUT
AND MESS AROUND WITH IT?
>> I WAS WORRIED PEOPLE MIGHT
THINK THAT.
>> GUESS WE GOT TO HIT THAT A
LITTLE HARDER, HUH?
>> NO, PLEASE.
DO NOT HIT ANY HARDER -- THAT'S
MAKING ME THINK THAT YOU DO.
DO NOT HIT ANY HARDER -- THAT'S MAKING ME THINK THAT YOU DO. >> SEE, I THINK THAT'S JUST A
>> SEE, I THINK THAT'S JUST A YOU THING. HEY, BUDDY, YOU THINK WE TAKE
YOU THING. HEY, BUDDY, YOU THINK WE TAKE THESE THINGS OUT, MESS AROUND
HEY, BUDDY, YOU THINK WE TAKE THESE THINGS OUT, MESS AROUND WITH THEM, PLAY AROUND WITH THEM
THESE THINGS OUT, MESS AROUND WITH THEM, PLAY AROUND WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT?
WITH THEM, PLAY AROUND WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT? >> YES, I DO.
>> LOOK, JUST DON'T MENTION IT
AT ALL, AND NO ONE WILL THINK
THAT THEY DO.
IF THEY DO, THAT'S THEIR
PROBLEM.
>> OKAY, YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
>> GREAT CALL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> OKAY, ROBINSONS MAIL-IN STOOL TESTING TAKE THREE. >> DOROTHY HERE.
>> DOROTHY HERE. I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU -- WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU -- WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? OH, YOU THINK WE CAN'T HELP
THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? OH, YOU THINK WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVES AROUND YOUR PRECIOUS
OH, YOU THINK WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVES AROUND YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE STOOL?
>> DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL?
WE SEE THOUSANDS OF THESE THINGS
EVERY DAY.
YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING SO
TEMPTING ABOUT YOURS?
>> JUST ASK OUR MAILMAN.
HEY, MAILMAN, YOU DON'T MIND
CARRYING THESE THINGS AROUND,
RIGHT?
>> I DON'T MIND.
I DON'T MIND AT ALL.
>> WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.
WE TAKE OUR JOBS SERIOUSLY, AND
WE VALUE YOUR TRUST.
>> THAT'S WHY AT ROBINSONS OUR
MOTTO IS --
>> ROBINSONS, WE'RE GOING TO
TAKE IT OUT, AND PLAY AROUND
WITH IT.
OKAY.
THAT WORKED OUT GREAT.
I THINK WE GOT IT.
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO MESS AROUND
WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS?
>> WE GOT PLENTY.
[ APPLAUSE ]