>> MANY POPULAR SPRING BREAK LOCATIONS ARE VOWING TO
IMPLEMENT STRICT GATHERING GUIDELINES AND MASK MANDATES TO
PREVENT COVID OUTBREAKS.
AND SINCE UNIVERSITIES ARE SHRINKING BREAK DATES, SENIORS
ARE REPLACING COLLEGE STUDENTS BECAUSE THEY HAD FIRST ACCESS TO
THE VACCINE.
>> LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST BEACH ACTION THIS SPRING BREAK?
CHECK OUT GRAMPS GONE WILD!
THEY'VE BEEN SHUT IN FOR A YEAR, BUT NOW THEY'RE VACCINATED AND
READY TO WALK WILD!
FEATURING THE CRAZIEST PARTIES WITH SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
AND PILLS, PILLS, PILLS!
AND CRIBBAGE, CRIBBAGE, CRIBBAGE!
AND PLENTY OF WEED TO MANAGE THEIR GLAUCOMA!
IT'S ALL UNCENSORED AND UNDENTURED!
WATCH THEM STROLL DOWN THE BEACH AND RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN BECAUSE
DORIS LEFT HER SUN HAT IN THE ROOM, AND MORRIS MIGHT AS WELL
GO ALONG FOR THE WALK!
IT'S GRAMPS GONE WILD!
ORDER TODAY AND WATCH GRAMPS PARTY TILL THE BREAK OF HIP!
>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!