-With all of the crazy stuff
going on in the world these days,
sometimes you just need to take a break
and drink during the afternoon.
And today I'm going to do it with Kelly Clarkson.
Hi, Kelly. -Hello. Hello. I'm ready.
-All right. -Y'all ready?
-We're going to start with a little bit of beer.
Cheers. -This is dangerous.
[ Laughter ]
-It's time for "Day Drinking with Kelly Clarkson."
-Oh, my God. You're a champ.
♪♪
-♪ Hey! ♪
-All right. So we're going to make some drinks
based on your esteemed career. -I'm ready.
-We are going to do the Simon Cowell.
-Of course. -Well, here's the thing.
We tried to think, "What are the things that
are true about Simon?"
So we are going to start with some hot sauce.
Right? -Yeah, what's going to kill you?
-Little bit of hot sauce.
We're going to put in some vodka
right here. -Okay.
-And then we're going to put in some hot sauce.
-[ Laughs ] God.
-And then we'll put in some bitters for Simon.
-Okay. -Because -- well, you know why.
-Yep. -And then, we'll finish it off
with a little more hot sauce.
-Oh, geez. -And let's have ourselves
a Simon Cowell.
-Okay. You gave me the bigger one.
-Cheers! You know him better.
-Cheers.
-Mnh!
Whoo! -It's burning!
-That will put hair on your chest in the v-neck.
-And I don't want that! Aah! -[ Chuckles ]
-My mouth is on fire.
So, like, maybe not hot sauce.
-Not hot sauce. -Because my lips are on fire.
-My lips are on fire, too. This is --
-♪ My lips are on fire ♪ -Wait, do that one more time.
-[ To the tune of "Girl on Fire" ] ♪ My lips ♪
-♪ Are on fire ♪ -All right, great.
-I was harmonizing with you. -All right.
-This is real. -So this is in honor
of the Grammys. -Okay.
-But it's in honor not of your Grammys
because I don't believe in awards.
-Wait. [ Laughs ] -This is about my grammy.
-About somebody -- -My grammy,
someone who is dear to me. So we're going to put in brandy.
Because that was Grammy's drink.
And we're going to put in 12 Werther's Originals.
[ Laughter ] -That is such
an old people thing. -Four, five, here we go.
All right. -Does that even blend?
[ Blender whirring ]
-This is the first Grammy that's ever been served
in anywhere.
-Do you truly not believe in awards?
-Look, I don't believe in them because I don't win them enough.
[ Laughter ]
There we go. -That was amazing.
-Cheers, to Grammy. -Cheers. This is going to bad.
Oh, God.
-That's a very good drink.
-You are a liar.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, are you okay?
-I'm thinking about my grammy.
-Oh, did she die?
-No, she's back at my apartment.
-You're stupid. [ Laughs ]
-No, I'm just kidding. She's dead.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm going to make you a drink.
-Oh, great. -Okay.
-Bartender! Bartender!
-Oh, my God. You are a mean consumer.
-What are you making? -Okay,
I'm going to make you a Blake Shelton.
-Oh, a Blake Shelton. -This is bourbon.
-Okay. -We got Tennessee whiskey.
-Okay. -We've got Southern Comfort.
-Excellent. -'Cause he's Southern.
Sometimes he's comfortable. -And he comforts.
He brings comfort to us all. -Sometimes. Mm-hmm.
And then we're going to throw in, because he's dating
Gwen Stefani, some B-A-N-A-N-A-S so --
-Oh, you are going to shake the bananas?
-Yes, yes. You got to get the Southern Comfort
and all of it all over there. Okay, here we go.
-All right, this is the worst drink.
-I got more bananas. -This is disgusting.
-B-A-N-A-N-A-S. -B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
-To Gwen Stefani.
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-Mnh! What are you doing?!
-Ahh!
-Oh, my God! I could use some toothpaste.
[ Laughter ]
My breath is like hot sauce and bananas.
-No, it's great. Blow it right in my face.
Come on! -[ Exhales sharply ]
-It's really bad. -It's bad.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. -Okay, so this next shot
is called "The Voice." -"The Voice."
-Yes. -Okay.
-In honor of "The Voice." -Okay.
-'Cause this is the show I'm going to be winning
this season. -Oh, congratulations.
-Thank you. But you have to spin around.
-Okay. -Like you're in the chair.
-So start -- -I'm going to pour your shot.
You're not going to know what it is.
-So I just spin around? -Yeah.
And stay there, sir. Stay there.
Okay. You don't know what it is.
Now you can spin around.
-Say go. -Go!
Yes!
-I'm not going to high-five you. What was that?
[ Laughter ]
-It was French. Because I've also been on
"The Voice" in Montreal. So, "La Voix."
-"La Voix." So what is -- -♪ This is "La Voix" ♪
-Wait, what -- how does the theme song go in French?
-♪ This is "La Voix" ♪
-Let's do it together. One, two, three.
♪ This is "La Voix" ♪
-So here -- this is for real.
-Okay. -This is the cognitive test
that Donald Trump's doctor gave him.
[ Laughter ]
And I'm going to administer it to you
and see if you can pass.
And if you nail it -- -I get to be president?
-If you nail it, I'll do a shot. And if you miss, you do a shot.
-I want to be president. -What animal is this?
-[ Laughs ] -For real.
-[ Snorts ] This is -- I snorted.
-[ Chuckling ] For real.
-This is a lion. -Lion.
Boom. Okay. -Boom. Check.
[ Laughs ] Oh, it's going to be bad.
-Oh, that's awful. All right copy --
-To help it with a beer.
-All right, ready? I'm going to do a shot in advance
of how excited I am for this next one.
-Okay. Jesus.
-[ Chuckles ] Okay -- ooh!
All right. Name the maximum number of words
in one minute that begin with the letter "F."
-What? -"F" words.
-Okay, yeah.
-You are at zero, four seconds in.
-No, no. I thought you meant were going to say them
and I'm supposed to number them. Start over!
-Here we go. Go!
-Mnh, um [bleep]
um, friggin', forward,
fast, fluid, filed.
-Yeah. -File, two different --
-Okay, but not the best. -Past tense, present tense.
-Yeah, files. You want to do files?
I'll give you files.
[ Laughter ]
-Fla-- Face.
-Face. Oh, my God. I can't believe you said "flace" first.
All right, Kelly you got 18, which is really good.
-Shut up, I'm drunk.
-I feel like what's been missed here
is what a fan of yours I am. -Okay.
-So I'm going take a shot. And I'm going to sing to you.
-Okay. I feel like this is going to be great.
-Okay, here's the thing. I want this to be real.
So I'm going to put on noise-canceling headphones.
-Okay. Oh, no.
-And I'm going to take my phone,
and I'm going to sing --
-So wait, you can't hear yourself?
-No I can -- Well, it's not important.
I want you to hear me. -It is important.
-"Since U Been Gone" is one of my favorite songs.
-Okay. Gee, were you hurt by someone?
-♪ [ Sing-shouting ] Here's the thing, we started out friends ♪
♪ It was real, but it was all pretend ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, since you been gone ♪
I feel like you, like, love this.
-Since I've been "gong"? [ Chuckles ]
♪ [ Mumbling ] ♪
♪ [ Mumbling continues ] ♪
I don't know that.
♪ Yeah, since you been gone ♪
All right, here we go.
♪ And all I ever hear you say ♪
♪ [ Off-key ] Is that I want to be with you! ♪
♪ All I really hear you say ♪
♪ Since you've been gone! ♪
♪ I feel alive for the first time ♪
♪ So moving on, yeah, yeah ♪ -Oh, my God.
-♪ You! ♪ -♪ You! ♪
-♪ No, I can't ♪ -What?
-♪ I want ♪
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
-♪ Since you've been gone ♪
-Was it great? -You ended on your knees, too.
It was very physical.
-I feel like I didn't get all the words right.
-Yeah. Or lyrically.
-I just want to make sure I'm back for the chorus.
If you don't mind? [ Laughter ]
Because obviously, the rest of it, I'm not great.
-Yeah. No, the first part, you were amazing at.
-♪ Since you've been gone!! ♪
♪ Be for the first time ♪
♪ Moving on, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Thanks to you now I can get what I want ♪
-♪ Get what I want ♪
-♪ Since you've been gone ♪
♪ Had the chance, you blew it ♪
♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪
[Bleep] nailed it. -Yeah.
Yeah. -Should we go up to the roof
and yell [bleep]? -Yeah.
[ Indistinct chatter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Exhales sharply ] This is really nice.
-[ Laughs ] You just blew in my face.
-Look, the important thing is that we are on the roof.
An we have each written things for the other person
to yell from the roof. -Yes.
-Because we've been drinking all afternoon.
All right. I'm going to yell one first.
-Okay. You pick one. -I tried breast-feeding.
It kind of worked! [ Laughter ]
-I love the movie, "From Justin to Kelly."
-Oh, I love it, too. -It's good.
-It's so good. -My moves are good.
My dance moves. -It's very underrated.
-It's underrated. -I peaked at 41!
[ Laughter ]
-I'm only doing -- [ Laughs ]
I'm only doing this because I'm contractually
obligated to do NBC Press!
[ Laughter ] You know I love your show.
-This has been, uh... -Hey.
-Not "A Closer Look." -This is not by no means
"A Closer Look." This has been
"Seth and Kelly Day Drink in the Afternoon."
-"Day Drinking." -[ Laughs ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]