- Welcome to Keith, today Kelsey is with me
and we're gonna play The Sims.
- Yup.
(upbeat funk music)
Who are we gonna make Keith?
- Let's make Eugene.
Once a fan accidentally called me Eugene,
and it was like the biggest compliment.
What's important to him?
Deviance, I think he wants to be a famous criminal.
And then I can add more?
- You just pick one aspiration and then click on here
and these are his traits.
I would say Eugene is ...
- Gloomy.
- There you go.
- He's a perfectionist.
He is ...
- Ambitious?
- I'm gonna go with insane.
(character speaking gibberish)
(laughing)
- Eugene I would just like to say if you're watching this,
these traits were chosen by Keith.
- He's the most perfect insane man ever.
Why do they keep talking? (character speaking gibberish)
Shut up.
Oh my god.
I don't need him to talk to me all the time,
I can talk to myself.
Got black hair, he's got beautiful hair.
This one is actually a style he really likes.
He only looks like this on days
that we're like doing swimming video's.
Oh, oo, ahhh.
Nah, it's too much.
He's got good cheek bones,
he's got a strong jaw.
I wish Eugene would smile more.
He has kind of a wide nose.
Just kind of a resting bitch face,
so I wanna make sure that's there.
He's got some good bushy brows.
He's got like a huge head.
I don't know if that translate to the screen,
but Eugene's head is gargantuan.
- [Kelsey] Oh then take it back.
- And also Zacks head is tiny, it's not super big.
Zacks heads just like the size of ...
You know those mini watermelons in the grocery store?
That's like Zacks head.
Totally IRL size.
It's like, itty-bitt.
- I don't know any of the sizes of my friends heads.
- You don't spend enough time with your friends.
Oh god!
Ugh.
The customization ...
(grunting noise)
Yeah, that's pretty close. - Wait this is starting to
look like Eugene.
- Pretty good.
And then a little further down.
- Keith is an artist.
We could have him sit here for hours
perfecting Eugene's face.
- I'm gonna settle for this.
- Okay, let's go in to his wardrobe.
- I'd love to put him in something summery, stuff that --
Oh no, his pants are gone!
I feel like it's --
- You put him in your shirt.
(laughing)
- It's a disservice to Eugene, he would never.
Oh this is athletic.
Oh he looks so cute.
Oh my god, oh my god he looks so cute.
(upbeat pop music)
- Here's what Keith came up with for Eugene.
This is his day look.
Black on black business suit formal.
- I don't like how boxy it makes him look,
but it's the closest thing I could find.
- His sporty look.
- You may not have seen this look on Eugene before.
I like to think that this is Eugene at racketball practice.
I don't know if he plays racketball, I think he doesn't.
- His sleepy time.
- It's hot right now.
- Party wear.
- When he shows up to a cool place,
he wants to show off his hardness.
I wanted to capture his hardness.
- Swimwear is pretty much us pandering to the audience.
- Yeah, he looks good.
- How do you think Eugene would feel about
us playing his Sim life?
- Uh, he'll be happy that it's me and not Zack and Ed.
Eugene and I are the cool Try Guys.
- We can live in like Newcrest, Oasis Springs,
or Willow Creek.
- A dinosaur just appeared in the desert
so I'm choosing that one.
Wow, $17,000 for a home?
Oh my (bleep) god, I'll buy six.
I'll take six.
- I have a feeling this house isn't going to scream Eugene.
It's gonna be pretty basic.
But, doesn't matter. - Man, wouldn't it be
terrifying if your house screamed your name?
Hey, Eugene!
What should I have him do?
- The world is our oyster.
- I'm gonna have him pee.
- Great.
I feel a little uncomfortable watching Eugene pee.
- Such a quick pee.
- He needs to start his life of crime,
but also make some friends.
What do you think?
- I'm gonna make him talk to himself.
- Alright.
(laughing)
What does he want to do right now?
Become angry.
- He's good at that.
- Great, so let's go pick a fight with someone.
- Okay.
- There's a man in my house.
- How convenient.
- Ask to leave.
He left. - Aw, see what it,
look what you done.
- I didn't want him around.
Oh, let's make him fight this woman.
Rude interaction.
Oh I get it.
You can make people interact who don't want to.
(laughing)
He's calling her a crab.
I think he just said she has crabs.
- She's trying to flirt with him.
- I'm gonna yell at her now.
(laughing)
I feel bad.
Eugene would never do this.
- Also you made him crazy.
- Yeah.
- And a public enemy.
- Yeah.
- We didn't succeed at making Eugene angry.
- See you later woman.
Please don't go in my house.
That woman just went in my house.
She's married to the guy and she doesn't like him.
- Are they really?
- Yeah.
Look at them, they're both blonde.
Have you ever dated a blonde guy?
Eugene's still being a dick,
I really created a monster here.
Maybe let's go make some sandwiches.
Scrambled eggs with bacon, hell yeah.
Is anybody every used The Sims to make a cooking show?
This could totally be a Food Network cooking show.
- Okay, well let's start one.
- We're gonna prepare the eggs over here.
Who uses an electric stove?
Ugh.
I used to have an electric stoves I get it.
- Wait, he's not eating it.
- Come back.
Eat the sandwich idiot.
Eat.
Don't take out the trash.
Wash your hands, what a, ugh.
So after about five minutes of cooking,
you get to eat your scrambled eggs and bacon.
Thanks for watching ...
- Oh.
- Smells good.
Oh I went right into his chest.
Eat it.
Who are these people?
Why are they putting garbage in my garbage.
Who are these demons?
All right guys, time to travel.
Ugh.
Why do they think I'm their friends?
Let's have him work out, let's go to the gym.
Wow I feel like I'm in such control of Eugene for once.
I'm just gonna go do what this guy's doing.
Here, I'll be the voice for Eugene,
and you be the voice for the other guy.
- Okay.
- Hey, are there a bunch of blonde people
in your house all the time?
- What, you have that problem too?
- Yeah, this blonde couple that keeps putting garbage
in my garbage.
I did insult the wife, a lot.
I don't know if Eugene would hang out with this guy.
Ask him to mentor.
- Ask him to mentor?
- Yeah, Eugene needs some guidance.
This guy looks like he might be a criminal.
- He looks like he could hang out by the pool and fist pump.
- Oh for sure.
It's all coke.
Now I'm boxing.
Good job Eugene, great punch, way to go boy.
Yeah boy, get him.
Oh look, I got a friend encouraging me.
♫ Welcome to the world of Eugene in The Sims.
♫ He's got lot's of friends and lots of she and hims.
♫ He's got all the friends in the world.
♫ Everybody loves Eugene, ba da doom.
On Buzzfeed.
All these people are having (bleep) fun.
Is the gym this fun?
I never go.
- No.
- Okay, let's lie about career.
He's a criminal, I don't want anyone to really know
what Eugene does.
- He has goals here.
- I have to do three more mean things.
- You have to be disliked by at least two sims.
- I'm gonna make fun of this girl then.
- Scare her.
- Boo.
(laughing)
- That was, oh oh fight. - Oh no, oh no.
- Fight!
- Are they wrestling?
- Nope.
Oh she won though.
- Who is this guy? - I think that's her husband.
- Looks awful, ugh.
Make fun of everybody, fast forward.
I don't have time, I need you to be mean faster.
Be mean, yeah.
Be mean, ha, yes!
What's this woman doing?
This guy needs to change his clothes,
that is an inappropriate outfit to be working out in.
Trick with hand buzzer.
Oh, uh oh.
She's in the shower now.
- She's gonna come back out of the shower
just so he could trick her.
Sims logic.
- Yeah. (laughing)
Let's make everybody hate me.
That's part of his goals.
- Is this secretly because he's so popular
that you're making everyone hate him?
- No, no, no.
Why would I do that?
Don't be childish.
What a childish thing to do.
Let's make fun of this woman again.
Hey, look over there.
Boo.
Scaring them really makes them not like you.
Women do not like to be scared in locker rooms.
(laughing)
- I think that's a life lesson that you can keep with you.
Forever.
- Stop exercising and yell at the woman.
My initial best friends like yo bro,
maybe stop being mean to all the women here
all the time.
See you later idiot, I'm gonna fight.
- I like that he's feeling flirty.
He lost again.
But, he became a public enemy.
- Yeah, everybody hates Eugene - We did it!
- Well let's go back home and put him in bed.
- Look how many people hate us.
- Look at this, Nina Caliente, Nancy Landgraab.
- We're so successful.
- And with that Eugene got into bed
and fell asleep very quickly, goodness.
The end.
I think the moral of this game is to create your friends
so you can control their lives.
This way you can make the people
who are more popular than you become less popular than you,
in a different reality.
And I'm glad I got to make Eugene.
I hope I get to make some more of my friends.
Who should we make next?
- [Kelsey] Leave us a comment in the comments below.
- [Keith] We'll make every person at Buzzfeed.
But the only way I can do that is if this video
gets at least a million views.
So you have to make that happen viewers,
it's out of my hands.
- Bye! - Bye!