-My next guest is a very funny comedian,
who is also a writer on HBO's "Silicon Valley."
Give it up for Marlena Rodriguez!
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
-Hi! I am so excited to be here! Hello!
[ Cheers and applause ]
My name is Marlena.
I would love if you could remember that.
That would be helpful.
A fun, easy trick to do so is -- backwards, it's Anal-ram.
Take it down.
I have body dysmorphia, thank you.
It's not cute and it's out of control,
'cause I don't -- It's not real, you know?
And it's -- Here.
I saw an ad for a missing girl, and her description was
"Brown hair, brown eyes, slim build."
And I was like, "Slim build?
Good for you, bitch.
Get it, girl. Also, come home, girl!
'Cause you have to tell me what you're doing."
What is wrong that I saw that, and my very first reaction was
just like, "Pretty, skinny, and missing.
I wish."
That's not okay. It's not okay at all.
Especially living in L.A.,
I just feel like a monster, you know?
Like, I think the story of Jekyll and Hyde
is just about what happens when I take my makeup off
and a new lover is nearby.
'Cause having a guy sleep over always seems like such
a fun, flirty, sexy idea until it's time for actual sleeping.
And then I have to, like, shimmy into the bathroom
for...the transformation.
Turn on the sink, wash off my favorite lie.
See that now I'm just covered in, like, wrinkles
as punishment for being alive this long
and acne spots in the pattern of old gum on the sidewalk.
There's no reason!
Let's just see how much of this I can hide in head hay.
Okay. Just get this.
Just really just...
get it from the back.
Yeah, okay.
Alright. Let's get the rest of this just in my neck.
Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. Okay.
Well, now I have infinity chins.
I'm gonna have to pull, like, a hunch on this one,
so let's just get it over here.
Then I'm ready to go back into the room like, "I'm back!
Can you believe we just had sex?!
[ Laughs ]
Baby, where should you put my mouth now?"
[ Barks ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, feel like I've shared a lot about myself.
Feel like you guys have shared nothing.
So why don't we all just, on the count of three,
yell out our favorite sex position.
No big. No big.
All on the count of three. Don't be weird.
One, two, three...
Doggystyle. -Any.
-It is doggystyle, correct?
It's the only one that gives me the freedom I need
to roll my eyes.
Yeah. That's the sound of women laughing and men learning.
Thank you guys so much. I've been Anal-ram.