I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
It's just between you and me
And 100,000 other tweens
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame
I'm just collabing with my friends
Though I only know their screen names
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
I...
Conjure fame with challenge vids and
I...
Play drinking games to target kids
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, wheeeee
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
The YouTube Cult
Hey guys I'm on tour
So tug on mommy's hair
If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire
Ha, ha, hopping town to town in my first class flight
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
YouTubers had morals back in 2011
More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon
Copycat cashing in
Quality to quantity
It's Kubrick to Kardashian
I...
Idolize your idle eyes and
I...'m
Monetizing kissing guys and
And I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it, whooooo
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle
YouTube Lie
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
The YouTube Cult
There's a mystery to being at the top
People think I'm divine
But the truth is
We're not heroes
We just play some online
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also
I'm a god
So I didn't write my book
Jesus didn't write the Bible
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
So love me and I'll love you more
Cause I love the way you love me
My church is a merch store
I...'m
Privileged, white, and rich, and male, and
You... are not
So worship at my YouTube sale
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you "deify" me
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation
The YouTube Sin
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
YouTube Lie
Welcome, welcome
I said
Welcome to the YouTube Cult
Cheers!
Subscribe!
Hey, I just wanted to say a big thank you
To everybody who came to my ugly room and shot this video
So guys what are your channels?
(incoherent and shameless self-promotion)
So click on their face if you want to see any of that
Bye!