Dear Santa, I know I haven't written to you in a while
so hope all is well with the elves and that they can go on a nice vacation soon
and hope they can bring me too but more on that later I have some excellent
videos they can watch on how to look taller in winter you know in their
downtime not on the clock I've been really good this year for the
most part I know I said that one word when I hurt my finger but it was a slip
sorry moving to Nashville has been the biggest change but I am looking forward
to singing tender Tennessee Christmas and maybe heading by the Opry in the
words of Eartha Kitt you know I do believe in you lets see if you
believe in me here's a few things on my wish list wish number one I want a
little downtime like turning off my phone and just having silence wish
number two at the same time I want to catch up with all my friends I haven't
seen in a while it's so much harder to do when you're an
adult except for you who's like the ultimate extrovert and you give gifts
and catch up with everyone on the annual basis wish number three I want a routine
like a time to wake up and a time to go to bed but I don't listen to myself when
I make these rules so any help from you would be welcome wish number four
I want a lovely box of chocolates like the one where you don't know what you're
biting into and it's just a magical surprise or maybe just boxed wine would
be fine too I'm not picky wish number five a dinner I don't have to make myself but
nothing that I'm allergic to as you know this year I found out I'm mildly
allergic to garlic green peas barley buckwheat corn soybeans wheat grain
almonds Brazil nuts peanuts walnuts clams eggs flounder milk oysters and
salmon
number six my wish is for dry shampoo or just eternally good hair days wish
number seven to have your gift of knowing exactly what everyone wants for
Christmas so hard to know sometimes wish number eight about that vacation I would
love to see Scotland or maybe France or even just any beach just to listen to
the sound of the ocean for a few days and not think about much else wish
number nine a set of the best linen sheets known to humans or elves
and finally wish number ten a lifetime membership to floatation therapy oh my
gosh I just started going and it's so deeply healing I wish I could do it
every day well thanks love PS Zack would like an
automatic gadget that picks his clothes up off the floor for him don't double
check with him or anything I just know that I'll love it I mean I know that he'll
love it but honestly just kidding you and I both know I'm the messy one
Dearly, Bethany