-Hey, everybody. I'm at McManus Cafe
here in New York City with one of the nicest people,
the most talented writers and funniest human beings
I've ever had the pleasure of working with Bill Hader.
-[Bleep] you.
-Let's finish our drink. It's Will Forte, everybody.
-Hi.
-Uh-oh. It's time for "Day Drinking."
♪♪
♪ Hey ♪
[Typewriter clacking]
You're either a fan of the 2010 film
"MacGruber" or you're dead to me!
We're going to play the MacGruber drinking game.
We have three buckets, one with an alcohol,
one with a mixer and one with a wild card.
Will pulls them out, I get him the stuff,
we drink it together, it's super fun.
We have 30 seconds to make the drink and try it.
Alright. Ready?
-Yes. -Set. Go.
[Intense music plays]
-Moonshine. Give me a moonshine.
Grenadine, tropical mix, Kool-Aid powder.
-There you go, MacGruber. -Powder.
-13 seconds, MacGruber. -13 seconds.
We have enough for whiskey. Whiskey.
-You still have to shake it, MacGruber.
-I know.
-Hurry up, MacGruber. Five seconds.
Four, three, two...
[Music intensifies]
[Music stops]
-Not bad.
-Alright, we're going to do our second drink.
Let's go, MacGruber.
-Vintage Bordeaux...
and orange juice. -Here you go, MacGruber.
-Orange juice, please.
-Here you are, my friend. -Jar of maraschino cherries.
-Awesome. -17 seconds, MacGruber.
-Rumple Minze. Rumple Minze!
-Five, four, three...
[Music intensifies]
[Music stops]
-Oh, that's the worst of the worst.
-Last one. -Okay.
[Intense music plays]
-Shake and toss me that can of beer, [Bleep].
-Here you go, MacGruber.
[Laughter]
-Okay, let's just do everything else, too.
-Cold brew, MacGruber. -Cold brew coffee.
-Here's some milk, MacGruber. -Milk.
-Maple syrup, MacGruber. -Maple syrup.
-Here's hot sauce, MacGruber. -Hot sauce.
-Here's some shaving cream.
Shaving cream -- It's whipped cream, MacGruber.
-Oh, that's Cheez Whiz. -And some hot fudge.
-That's Cheez Whiz. -Cheez Whiz.
[Laughter]
Three seconds, MacGruber.
-Aah! -Drink from it together.
[Music intensifies]
[Music stops]
[Laughter]
-Cheers. Alright, so we're going to play
some drinking games, my friend.
-Okay. "Last Man on Earth,"
and in general, your sketch work,
I feel like you're one of our great facial hair comedians.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
So here's how this is going to work.
I'm going to show a picture of just the facial hair.
Okay.
If you get the character or the actor right,
I will do a shot.
If you're wrong, you will do a shot.
-That sounds fair. -Alright. Ready?
-Yeah.
-That's Wolverine, Hugh Jackman. -That's correct.
-Yeah. -Nice job.
-Questlove. Oh.
-You are sucking at this game.
That is Adam Duritz?
-Jay-Z.
-Ah, I was gonna say. -Shot.
I mean, they're...
-That is Frederick Douglass. -No!
-Karl Marx?! [Bleep] you.
[Laughter]
Ugh.
-Oh, this is a good one.
-Is that...
Salvador Dali?
Aah! Ha, ha, ha.
[Laughter]
-Alright, we're going to move on to another game.
-Okay, great.
-Now I'm going to show you photos of you
from different film roles of yours.
-Oh, okay.
-But each photo is going to get progressively closer
to make it harder for you to know what it is.
-Okay.
Oh, my God. This is bad. -This is you in a movie.
-This is me in a movie. I know the era.
I know that this would have been, like, probably 2006.
-Do you separate your career into eras?
[Laughter]
-No, I don't.
I don't. -Can I tell you what it is?
-"A Futile and Stupid Gesture."
-Okay. It was "Booksmart."
-"Booksmart." [Bleep].
-Right. So that's one.
- That's right after
"Last Man on Earth" was canceled.
-Okay, but it was just weird that I felt happy
that you got it wrong and then you immediately made it
like, hm, then my show got canceled.
[Laughter]
-[Sadly] It was a hard time.
[Laughter]
Go on to the next one.
[Laughter]
[Bleep] I'm gonna be bad at this game.
-[Laughing] -Okay.
I'm going to guess...
-Five, four... -I don't know, God.
-"Good Boys."
-Good Boys." [Bleep].
-Alright. Ready?
Oh, this is really good.
-"Brothers Solomon." -Yes, you're right. Correct.
This is getting really unfair to you now.
-Oh, my God. -You know, that's...
This seems easy to me. Why is this taking you so long?
-It's an animated movie. -Yeah.
-The eyes aren't giving it away for you.
You got me drunk.
I mean, I've already kind of -- "The Willoughbys."
-"The Lego Movie." -"Lego Movie," [Bleep].
That's Abraham Lincoln?
Oh, you're right. -[Laughing]
"Nebraska." -Yeah.
-"Nebraska." -Black and white.
-What a film "Nebraska" was.
-Oscar nominated. -With Bruce Dern.
-Yeah.
-You know... -He played a small part.
-What were the kind of acting questions
Bruce Dern would ask you on set?
-How do I do it? What do I do? How do I do this?
Just tell me where to -- tell me
what to do from the start. -Alright.
-Well, I think we should -- Should we move on to the next?
-Yes. -[Chuckles]
We worked together at SNL for a long time.
-We did?! - You were -- Yes.
I was the guy, like three offices down on the left.
So you were incredible at characters,
An amazing sketch writer, maybe not, like,
the best impressionist I ever worked with.
-Thank you.
-But we're going to play the impression game now.
These are all people you and I know.
-Okay.
-Hey, buddy. I got to, uh, a soccer game
I'm putting together this weekend.
Yeah. If you want to come out and play soccer with us.
Yeah, it's, uh...
-The [Bleep], kidding me?!
-I -- You know... Samberg?!
-I don't know. We play soccer. What?
Getting it back with...
Geez.
[High-pitched voice] High's up.
[Laughter]
It's already really bad.
I wear glasses, and I was on "Weekend Update" with you,
and my name rhymes with Arena Gay.
-Tina Fey wasn't on update with me.
-[Normal voice] She was not. She was not.
Yeah, and that's what the call was about, like --
Yeah, she was like, fact-checking you.
By the way, do you remember we did a sketch once that was --
You might have written it.
It was all Christopher Walken impersonations.
-I did write it, yeah. -You did write it.
And everyone did really bad
Christopher Walken impersonations.
And I got cut from the sketch
because my Christopher Walken impersonation was so bad
that you just -- it just was unusable.
-Like, you were the top-level comedy performer
that you could possibly ever see.
And yet you cannot do a Christopher Walken.
You cannot do an airable Christopher Walken.
-[As Christopher Walken] What are you talking about, Seth?
[Laughter]
-[Laughing]
Do it again. Do Walken.
-[As Christopher Walken] This...
This sketch you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
-[Laughing]
-You suck so bad. -[Normal voice] I should be...
-You don't [Bleep].
-I should be murdered. -Let's do -- Let's do a shot.
I love you. -I love you.
-I also want to say something. You did me a huge solid.
I started doing the show in my in-laws house,
and I realized there was a sea captain painting behind me.
-Yeah. -And I knew,
based on your skills, that you'd be the perfect voice
for the sea captain.
-Hey, Seth. Back in high school,
my nickname was Demon Seamen.
-What?
Alright, so here's the new game.
I'll show you the painting,
and then you have to do the voice.
You have to hold it in front of your face.
-Okay.
-[High-pitched voice] Why am I smiling enough?
Is this -- -[Laughing]
-Can you register the amount of smile that I'm giving
because I'm trying to be very subtle with it.
[Laughing continues]
-[Deep voice] Oh, my [Bleep] ear aches so bad.
-[Laughing] I like [Bleep], bit of --
Well, there's some psychological stuff going on,
but I [Bleep] cut it off, and it hurts.
But I did it to myself.
I did it myself. I did it myself.
[Muffled speech]
[Laughter]
[Laughing]
[Muffled speech continues]
[Laughing continues]
[Normal] The great, huh?
[High-pitched moaning]
[Moaning continues]
[Laughter]
-Can I give you one note?
-[Normal voice] Yeah. -Go for it.
-[High-pitched moaning]
-[Laughing]
[High-pitched screeching]
[Laughter]
-I always said about you
that no one could make people break better than Will Forte
because you yourself never broke.
But your fearlessness made people break.
-So... -Thank you.
-If you make me break right now, I will do a shot.
-Okay.
[Laughter]
Hi.
-[Laughing]
Wait. Just start over.
I'll do a shot, and then he's gonna do it again.
[Laughter]
Round two. -Okay.
Forten can't make me break.
-[Creepy voice] You know that earlier
that I had gone across the table
and I'm not going to do that now.
[Laughter]
-You didn't have to kiss me.
-[Laughing]
Alright. Well done.
I'll do another shot. We'll do it again. Hold it.
[Laughter]
Alright. It's round three. Will Forte can't break me.
[Laughter]
-[Deep voice] So how is your day going?
[Laughter continues]
[As sea captain] They're all [Bleep] really going.
Argh.
[Laughter continues]
[Normal voice] I'm seriously now --
Now, just back to being Will.
Man, I'm so [Bleep] proud of you as a dad
and as a husband,
what you have -- what you have done in your life
providing love for your family, makes me so proud of you.
I'm proud of you for not breaking right now.
I'm going to say I'm on the side
that I thought you would have broken by now.
But you
[Bleep] are so [Bleep] -[Laughing]
[Laughter]
-[Bleep], you're good at not breaking.
-[Laughing]
-We got -- I cheated on my wife there.
-We're going to end tonight with the wheel of karaoke.
No matter what song it ends on, Will's going to have to sing it.
[Wheel clacking]
[Laughter]
"Just Once" it is.
♪♪
-♪ Ooooooooh ♪
♪ I did my best ♪
♪ But I guess my best wasn't good enough ♪
♪ Because here we are, back where we were before ♪
♪ Seems nothing ever changes ♪
♪ We're back to being strangers ♪
♪ Wondering if we ought to stay ♪
♪ Or head on out the doooor, ooooh ♪
♪ Just once ♪
Aah!
♪♪
-Hi, buddy. -Hi. How are you?
-Good. How have you recovered?
Are you doing alright?
-I went to the corner bistro after that
and got a delicious burger.
What I didn't know is I was already full
before I went there, so I was, like --
I -- I couldn't --
I basically couldn't breathe till midnight that night.
We did this on Sunday. -Yeah, well, we walked.
We had some, like, fried chicken that was on set.
And I feel like we ate a lot of that because we were so drunk
that we were just talking and eating way too much chicken.
-But we didn't eat the chicken until 12 tequila shots in
or something like that. -So it just was floating.
-It wasn't even like being able to be processed.
Yeah, I would like to say we had a lot of big grand plans
of getting together that night.
We were very stereotypically drunk because we were, like,
"Let's get dinner later." And you're like,
"I'll text you," and I'm like, "I'll text you."
And then we both went home and didn't talk again
till today.
[Laughter]
-But I thought about you the whole time.
-I did, too. -Yes.