- This is so cute!
- I'm so hungry. - I know you're hungry!
- My stomach's growling.
I don't know if you guys can hear that, it's pretty loud.
- Oh my God, those are paws! Look at it, look at it!
- (PvF) Are you excited to try some food from Genshin Impact?
- (gasps) Oh, let's go! - Oh, shut the fudge!
(Zaria gasps) - Oh yes! (laughs)
- (PvF) Unfortunately, it's a Try Not To Eat
Genshin Impact episode. - No! (laughs)
- (PvF) We will be showing you clips
and then presenting you with the food from the game.
If you succeed at not eating anything,
you will get to try a five star dish,
but for each item you try, you'll have to pick your poison.
(clears throat) I mean potion, to drink.
- Are we gonna, are we dying today? (laughs)
- Like it's such a beautiful game. - It is!
- Have you seen the cosplayers? They look crazy.
- Yes!
- Jade Parcels, yes. - Jade Parcels?
- Yes, I make that a lot, actually.
- Oh, here we go! (laughs)
- Okay. - Ugh, and the sound.
- I'm eating it.
- Oh my God. - Oh yeah, wow.
- (PvF) Jade Parcels are an exquisite looking dish obtained during
the Cooking Showdown quest and are absolutely delicious.
- Ooh, and the gold chopsticks! Say less!
- I genuinely wanna do nothing but eat it.
- My mouth is actually watering.
- Are you gonna eat it? - Maybe, it smells so good.
- You gotta do it, we gotta cheers it.
- Okay, okay, I'm gonna do it. (Izzy laughs)
- You know what, yeah. - Let's do it.
- I'm just gonna do it, yeah. (buzzer rings)
- How are you not gonna do this right now.
- No, I can't, I have to win. I lost the other one.
I have to win this one.
(bell rings)
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
Oh my God.
- This one was worth it. - This one was worth it!
- Was it worth it? (buzzer rings)
- Mm-hmm.
- No wonder this gives you so much power.
- Are you kidding me?
- I can't, you can have mine, I cannot go for it.
- Thank you, mm-hmm.
- Just once you took a bite out it,
it was like an explosion of flavor.
- Mm-hmm.
- Do I get to keep these at least? No, yes?
- (PvF) No! (Carlos laughs)
- Yes! - Oh!
- I love Razor, he's so cute. - Wait.
- Oh my God. - Hey, that's my main, let's go!
(laughs)
- What'd you cook? Puppy-Paw Hash Brown?
- Shut up, yes!
- Are they gonna be in the shape? - Oh my God. (laughs)
(both gasp) - And it comes with a side of aioli?
The broccoli is unnecessary. (both laugh)
I'm kidding!
- (PvF) So Razor's specialty, Puppy-Paw Hash Browns
are carefully shaped to resemble a wolf's paw,
and they're deep-fried to perfection. (buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings)
- Boop! - Beep! (laughs)
- Yeah? - You should do it.
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
(Carlos sighs) Oh!
- That's so sweet, you guys are amazing. (laughs)
- Okay, the hash brown is like super moist,
and like just so flavorful.
- The sauce goes off! - Can I push him?
- Are you kidding me? - Am I allowed to do that?
- This is exactly what I expected.
- It tastes like fluffy mashed potatoes with a nice crisp outside.
- I'm so hungry! - I know you're hungry!
- My stomach's growling.
I don't know if you guys can hear that, it's pretty loud.
- I hope so. - Yeah, it is.
- But see, here's the thing, you don't have to be hungry any more!
Look, there's food right in front of you!
- Aw, stop, Brian, no. - Just go ahead!
- Yes! - Mm-hmm.
- Meow! - Yes, yes!
- Wait, he's a wolf, ruff! (both laugh)
- Grr!
- I'll hold out, I'm gonna hold out.
- What, Kenneth!
- I'm gonna hold out on this one. - I'm so disappointed in you.
- No. (laughs)
- Perfect, thank you. (Carlos laughs)
- Oh boy, this is just gonna get harder and harder, isn't it?
- Oh. - She's cute!
- Dude? - Wait.
- Satiety Gel? - Satiety?
- So Aloy? - The Gel?
- Oh my God. (laughs)
- It comes in little bars!
- Shake that thing.
- (PvF) This Satiety Gel is Aloy's special take on mint jelly,
and it's a truly unique and tasty dessert.
- Satiate. - Sa-ty?
- We are struggling! (laughs) - We literally can't say it!
- I'm just gonna assume it tastes like toothpaste,
and then I won't wanna eat it, you get me?
- Look how jiggly the boy is!
- Oh my God, it's perfect!
And that was a perfect bite, did you catch that?
- Oh. (laughs) - Oh! (laughs)
- Is it amazing? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
- Cleanses the palate?
- Rock, paper, scissors, you do it. - Okay.
- Okay, alright, alright, alright.
- (both) Three, two, one, ah!
- Ah, let's go! Let's go kill it!
(buzzer rings) - Nom nom.
(buzzer rings) (Danny slurps)
- Too pretty to eat though.
Yeah, definitely. - I don't know, it's too pretty,
so you must eat! - No, nope! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Ooh, sounds so juicy, I can hear it! (laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
Don't like that one. (both laugh)
- This is definitely like one of those you're feeling bad,
and you want like a dessert.
- Is this what you would do when you feel bad,
and you want a dessert? A mint jelly?
- That's what Aloy does!
- This is the punishment. (laughs)
- Okay yeah, this is interesting. It was interesting,
it wasn't the best in my opinion.
- I liked the feel.
- I'm good, dude. - You sure?
- Yeah no, I'm fine.
- Do you like Paimon? - Yeah.
- You do?
- Milk?
- (both) Oh!
- Oh no, oh no!
- You make special milk? - The special milk.
- Dango milk?
- Oh, it's gonna have a texture to it.
- I don't know about that. (laughs)
- Oh my God, this is so cute.
- It's a boy! (both laugh)
- (PvF) Dango milk is a creative treat created my Tomoki,
an NPC street food vendor in Inazuma City.
- You know what, if there's a place to try it,
it would be here. - It's so blue!
- It reminds me of the blue milk in Star Wars.
- Oh, right, right, right.
- The Banthan milk.
- Can I have this? (laughs) - I know.
Put it around your neck? - Yeah, a choker?
- Well, I wanna get the balls in the bottom.
(both laugh)
(buzzer rings)
- Ah! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Let's do it like this, you can eat it!
(buzzer rings)
- Do I gotta stab it?
- Let me try to just grab it.
- Are you gonna feed me? (laughs)
- Ooh!
- Like it's got this silky sweetness to it,
that's really, really, nice. - Mm.
- Did you get another one?
- Yes, the Dango balls are very good.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, that's really nice.
- I mean, just watching you have to watch me
eat all of this delicious food... - Uh huh.
- That's a victory in my book.
- Okay. - I like flying.
That's my favorite thing to do. (laughs)
- What is this?
- Kitty Meal!?
Wait, that looks so cute!
- (gasps) Shut up, shut up! - Oh!
- This is so cute!
- (PvF) This adorable or kawaii dish was made for the Priestess Neko,
and while Lady Neko is rather pleased with it,
we think you might find this human version just as tasty.
- Wait. - Those are paws!
- Yeah, what? Oh my God, those are paws!
(laughs) Look at it!
- I've never had a dish like this before,
so like, I feel like it would be wrong if I didn't eat it.
- All these dishes are amazing!
- Look at the little beans! (buzzer rings)
- Mmm, mm-hmm. - Spam?
I want this, I want this. I really want this.
- Kenneth, you're weird if you don't eat it, weird!
- I'm gonna eat a paw.
- I'm eating its ear.
(buzzer rings)
- (PvF) I think Zaria just massacred the cat.
- I did, look at her face. Bah, bah, bah!
- Oh my God, look how beautiful that looks.
- (gasps) That is a big bite.
- Oh yeah it is. - Oh my God!
(buzzer rings) - This is so good.
- Oh, it's so good. - It's so good.
- It's a mix of everything, like perfect.
- There's no dish in front of me, oh my God!
- That's fine, here.
- (laughs) Nice.
- Whoever doesn't eat this, I'm so disappointed in you.
How can you say no to that?
- It's like a little bento thing. - Mm-hmm.
- Like just a whole meal.
- (PvF) No regrets.
- Mm-mm, this is so good. - Mm-mm, no regrets.
- (PvF) Well, that is it, that is our challenge.
- Yay!
- (PvF) Congratulations! - Yeah, woo-hoo!
Winner, over here! Loser over here!
- Oh whatever. - (PvF) You were able to avoid
all of this delicious food, and for that we've got
the only five star recipe in the game.
- Ooh, five star, that's my theme right there.
- I don't wanna see this.
- Is that soup? - What is this?
- Wait.
- (both) Adeptus' Temptation!
- Oh God, oh! - How many stars, how many stars?
How many stars does that say? - Wow!
- It's the Adeptus' Temptation. It's the meal.
It's the food.
- (PvF) For our winners,
we have a platter of Adeptus' Temptation,
a dish that is rare and exquisite,
and a mix of both land and sea.
- I'm gonna use my Get Out Of One Punishment Free Card.
- You cannot do, this should not be a thing!
- (PvF) Danny, would you like the prize?
- Do I get the prize if I use this? - (PvF) Yeah.
- Then yes!
- Oh wow! - Yay!
Ooh, those look good.
- (PvF) And for our punishment, we've got three essential oils,
Streaming, Flaming, and Unmoving,
that you'll have to take a sip from each one,
for every bite you've taken, which is five, Zaria.
- Damn!
- That is fancy. - Very regal. (laughs)
- Hello.
- Okay, at least they look nice.
- Okay, they look so cute.
- It smells like victory.
- Okay, real quick, this one right here,
this one right here, though.
- Fish oil, sriracha.
- Oh shut up, is that hot sauce, bro? (laughs)
- (gasps) There's some gold on this. You know, see Nicole got me, man.
Bougie, this is like my stuff right here! (laughs)
- (Brian) That is bougie.
- Yo, I can smell this from like here.
- Okay.
- I'm so glad I got to watch your last ever eating food episode.
- Cheers!
- (gags) Oh God!
- Oh my God, oh my God, it's so gross!
(Izzy laughs) (Kenneth coughs)
- What are you? - Oh.
- Chug it, chug it! - Don't yell that out, I swear.
Oh my God, my burp just tasted like this.
This is potent!
- Ew, oh!
- I'm having a fantastic time right now, thank you, Nicole.
- Oh, it's thick, oh! Whoa!
- Oh, that's got a kick! (Carlos laughs)
Oh, that's got a kick! Oh!
- Eh! - I actually like that.
(Zaria screams) (Danny laughs)
- You ever had a Warhead? - Yep.
- You ever had like 30 of 'em at once?
- Oh no, stop.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- What did you think of this episode?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And let us know what other foods
we should try not to eat next time.
- As always, make sure to like and subscribe
to People Vs Food.
- Bye! - Bye!
- Yep, it's launching. - Yep!
Both of us, Genshin. - Right there.
- Genshin ready, dude. - There it is.
- (PvF) Actually, those are white screens.