This week’s Music Monday will show you
the deep and profound symbolism behind being utterly awesome,
with PSY’s
O O OH
OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
This is our first time talking about PSY in a Music Monday,
and we’re so happy that Gangnam Style made it in for this week
because we didn't have any chance to review his other songs
THIS SONG AND VIDEO ARE BOTH
AMAZING
Wouldn't change anything
PSY is Amazing
We got to see him live last year for the YG Family concert,
and I’d definitely say that he had the best stage presence
and was the best performer there.
So, we’d like to spend the time here,
to gush on and on about why we think he's awesome
See, 99% of the time,
Kpop artists in their videos do their best to show you how sexy
or attractive or cute or desirable they are
They really take themselves extremely seriously,
and we - most of the time - find it very amusing,
since their seduction techniques doesn't work on us!
With PSY, though, he doesn’t take himself seriously...
all of the time.
He takes dancing seriously
He takes singing seriously
and he takes making awesome music videos seriously
But he doesn't take his pure sexual energy all that seriously
whatsoever
and by whatsoever I mean not at all
Let’s face it.
He’s an older, stalky man,
making music in a battlefield full of ridiculously good looking people.
So it's pretty clear that he's not getting people into his music
because of he's looks
We're not saying that he's bad looking
we're simply saying that
he's look are aren't selling his music
I'm pretty sure that he's not on your bias list
because he’s so dreamy
So well, other artist might have their albums sell
even if the album suck
people will still buy it because they are infatuated with the people.
His looks won’t get you to buy his album if the album sucks,
and while everyone is out there rubbing their lips,
thrusting their crotches,
showing off their long legs,
hanging their mouths open,
or staring at the camera with their puppy dog eyes and never blink
PSY’s out there in his videos
taking a dump in a toilet
and snuggling up to fat sweaty guys in the sauna
So what is there for us to say about this video?
We can’t make fun of it,
since it already makes fun of itself quite effectively,
so we’d like to do an ode to this awesome song and video.
EATYOURKIMCHI STYLE!
EATYOURKIMCHI STYLE
KIMCHI STYLE~
EATYOURKIMCHI STYLE
I'm out in the park
with a crowd of watching people
It might be the sexy wig
or swan walking's illegal
I roll dooown my sexy window,
like an AYY GuUUrL leader
Like a, SLOW MO AYY GURL LE -DAR
"Please don't roll down your window around me"
I Lost my Pants
In ripi fipi sipi slo motion
NOW SPUDGY DANCE!
Face Arousal Raunchy Thrusting,
all on my lips and hands
Doritos, Skipping Swans, Max Time,
I still lost my pants
Kiss and Touch Me,
rub My Bananas
Bunnies are PUFF-FEE!
They're just so PUFF-FEE!
Bu wa ah ahhh ahh
Bro HO- HO-h0o
Now eat your KIM-CHI
Eat Your Kim-chi
It's time to do this
like a like a like a like a like a maaaaaaaaannnnnn
(and woman)
EAT YOUR KIMCHI STYLE!
Hm…I'm Spudgy
Touch touch touch my tummy now
OOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SO NASTY!
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT YOUR KIMCHI STYLE
But, wait - there is something to talk about in this video
The deep, profound, symbolism found in this music video
See, I’m sure you think it’s all fun and games here,
but you’re overlooking size valuable commentary on life
if you don’t see its symbolic value
Life, as we all know, is difficult
All emotional pain is the byproduct of the difference between what we have,
and what we wish we had
The bigger the difference,
the greater the pain.
Psy symbolizes this pain
See this scene when, he’s screaming at that hot girls' yoga butt?
He himself wishes he could have a bum that toned
Don’t we all?
That...that’s life right there man
Deep.
Profound deep
All other arguments are invalid
Look at the scene with Yu Jay Seok
He comes up in a red car,
and wears a yellow suit,
then challenges PSY to a dance contest
Red, then yellow
Do you know what comes next?
Grasshopper Green.
Green represents go,
and we all need to get going on with our lives, past the pain.
Lastly,
the pain of working too hard is also a very pointing pain
All of our lives are a toil,
and - especially in Korea -
where so many people are overworked,
the theme of hard work is very important in symbolism
The sweat of the brow is the symbol for working hard
But, when we work hard we sweat from our heads
and protect our eyes from stinging of the sweat
by catching the sweat with our eyebrows
But we can’t avoid the stinging pain forever,
which is symbolized by Hyuna’s lack of eyebrows
no seriously, were they just over tinted or over make-up
What the hell happened to her eyebrows?
They’re...not there
I mean Liiiiife
Syyyymbolism!!!
[The Dance]
Thought this was a funny dance did you?
No you are wrong
Well, you sure missed out on the deep dark meaning behind it
As you rid your faithful horse through life,
you rope in all those things you want,
but inevitably, your horse will die and you’ll have to get it CPR,
and you’ll scream out in sorrow,
but that’s the circle of life
Circle of life
And in that great circle is a new way for us to travel during our WANKs and FAPFAPs...
[The English]
As for the English of the song,
we give this a
SHUT YO FACE out of 5
Not only is Psy getting covered in garbage and foam and touching Hyuna’s face
while lounging underneath a humping HongCheol in an arising elevator
He nails the little bit of English used in the song
Not that matters
Whatever he says
I'm giving him
SHUT YO FACE out of 5
In case you didn't know
SHUT YO FACE is awesome
[The Showdown]
For last week’s snack food edition
We asked whose snack food you'd rather eat
CL’s jerky in 2NE1's "I love you"
or Taemin’s Doritos in SHINEE's Sherlock
And the winner was
Taemin wins by like a lot
The moral of the story is
TAEMIN CAN WIN ANYTHING
EVERYTHING
2NE1, I'm sorry
The Doritos will be numb
For this week’s why so serious edition, we ask you
which unserious song but super seriously awesome video you'd preferred
Psy’s Gangnam Style,
or UV’s Itaewon Freedom
Both extremely epic songs with amazing videos
Leave you votes comments
or in our Facebook pole
And we'll announce the winner next week
If there is a video you'd want us to do it for next week's Music Monday
I'm pretty sure it's going to be
B2ST!!!!!!
or maybe even B.A.P
Go to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopchars and get voting
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Take it away, symbolic Spudgy