- Slap or drag, sis.
- Why did she have to slap so hard?
- Why did she have to drag her slap?
- (laughs)
(upbeat music)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- Hi there, it's Katya and Trixie Mattel
and we're playing Slap or Drag with BuzzFeed UK.
So slap is good thing.
- Slapping is always good.
- Slapping is good. Snapping is good? Snapping is-
- I think, yeah, sis you snapped, you slapped.
- She snapped, she slapped.
- Now if your snap slaps, girl.
- If your snap slaps.
- I mean that should be the highest,
like when Geri Halliwell stepped out
in that Union Jack dress. That snap slapped.
- That was- (laughs)
- You know I was one time on set with RuPaul,
and I had a few lines with her
and she's looking at me and she goes,
(record scratching)
(birds tweeting)
"I think we should add a slap."
It was something in the way I was saying my lines,
she was like, I'm gonna get this bitch today.
(laughs)
(playful music)
- [Katya] Oh, TikTok dances. Well, I would say that slaps.
- You're thinking So You Think You Can Dance.
I'm gonna show you the average TikTok dance right now.
- [Katya] Okay.
- Oh, drag you to hell. Dude, your heart rate isn't even up.
There's no cardiovascular workout going on.
- [Trixie] It's nothing. People who are not dancers
doing dances put together by non-choreographers,
it's an unprofessional production of bull- (bleep)
and I won't stand for it. It's a drag!
(blows raspberry)
- All right, well (claps) drag her.
- (laughs)
- She did not slap nor did she snap, so...
(laughs) - No.
Next. - She's full of crap.
- No. Sorry.
- [Katya] Sorry.
- [Both] Next.
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya] Banana bread? No. - I mean- (laughs)
- [Katya] I don't want that.
I don't want that. I don't want that.
- [Trixie] It's a food. Food is one of our chapters we cover
in Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood.
- No, food is good.
(chime)
- Yeah, but banana bread is full of fat and calories.
- It's what we call in the cooking world a quick bread,
meaning it's not a yeast-driven rise.
You get to use dead bananas. - No. Yeah, that-
You know what, it's just an excuse to use dead fruit.
And I'm not here for that.
- Banana bread used to be fun but the gays,
normally the straight people ruin it.
This is a straight thing
that trickled down to the gays and we ruined it.
- It's rotten.
- Yeah. - Literally.
- Gutted.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Drag.
(blows raspberry)
- Drag her.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Trixie] We have to drag Karens,
I mean, I think every white woman right now
is trying to outwardly not be a Karen.
- Yeah.
- And those left behind, the true Karens are like (groans)
- Also shout out to the real Karens.
- Oh, real people named Karen are having a hard year.
- [Katya] Karen Sazinksis, Karen Snyder.
- "Okay, Karen." Yeah, I'm Karen.
- What about Donna.
I would just do Donna. All right, Donna.
- Job, we drag Karens.
(blows raspberry)
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya] Billionaires? We're dragging billionaires.
- Yeah.
- We're dragging billionaires
because it should be illegal to be a billionaire.
- It's crazy.
Do you like how if you don't believe in billionaires,
you're automatically a communist
who wants to take everyone's money.
(laughs) (claps)
- [Trixie] Like...
- I know. (laughs) I mean I am a communist
who does wanna take everybody's money.
- What is the point at which you can't
conceivably even figure out what to do with that money?
- 100 million.
- [Trixie] Yeah, but...
- 100 million.
What the hell.
- 'Cause you could buy several houses for
in all major cities, for 10, 20 million,
probably get a few really fancy houses.
Yeah, (bleep) those people. - I don't make the rules.
(laughs)
- Drag those people.
(blows raspberry)
Honestly, quote me here now, if I become a billionaire ever,
I'm gonna be handing out free ice-creams
on the back of a truck all day or something.
- No, I'm gonna be-
- I'm gonna do something with that money
that's fun for everyone.
- I'm gonna be dragging your ass to the IRS.
That's right.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Trixie] Listen, in this family here,
we have enough white trash, enough drug addicts,
enough people in animal print, we have enough of that.
- Seriously, we've got all those bases covered.
- [Trixie] (laughs)
- I personally do so it's like...
- [Trixie] Yeah.
In the world of drag,
we've been living the tiger king fantasy.
- [Katya] Yeah.
- We've been fishing baloney
out of a garbage can from Walmart.
- [Katya] It's nothing new.
- Fishing rotten baloney out of a garbage can for lunch,
for my internship at the zoo. - [Trixie] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Trixie] I'm gonna go ahead and drag tiger king.
(blows raspberry)
- Drag. Drag.
- Although we are employed by Netflix
and so we would never drag a Netflix program.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Trixie] Girl... - [Katya] What?
- Oh I don't know this one, you take the wheel.
- I'm gonna say something controversial yet brave,
here on this platform.
Animal Crossing is Blue's Clues for adult gays.
I'm gonna shade Animal Crossing...
- Go ahead, do it.
- The shenanigans of Animal Crossing...
- Pop off.
Is this where you buy dirt and beetles and stuff?
- Oh, it's people with pretend islands and pretend houses
with pretend farms, and it's so much
and the art of Animal Crossing,
it literally is like a kid's program.
But you know what, to each her ownseses.
- Is this different than Pokémon or similar?
- It's worse. Pokémon is semi lit,
Animal Crossing is whatever's beyond that.
- Not lit.
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya] Yeah, okay. So she can drag.
- Animal Cross dressing, now we can talk.
- Yeah. Pig in a wig, right here.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya} Online hangouts, internet Chats,
Zoom.
- I can't think of something that's less us.
- I would never. But I would, I don't begrudge someone,
I say (clicks). I host dinner parties on Zoom,
and they're just for me. So it's something different.
(laughs)
- Basically, sometimes you'll turn on your iPhone camera
and just look at yourself while you eat.
That's what you're saying.
- One person mukbang and I never upload it.
(laughs)
- [Katya] I think that's great.
I think that's great.
- I would love if you die, which TikTok,
- Yeah. - When we find your body,
and when you go through her phone.
- Mukbangs.
- I would die to find hours and hours of mukbang footage
that you never had any intention of uploading.
- King crabs.
(laughs)
- Giant tuna, you know what I mean,
just giant seafood things.
- Yeah, so those octopuses that are still alive sucking,
you see the videos of the girls trying to eat octopuses...
- I sure did.
- And they suck on her face.
- I don't trust anything from the ocean, the woods, the sky,
(blinking)
the desert, or you know, the grass.
- The city.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- The air, towns.
All right.
- So slap, drag, snappy, whatever that was.
- We dragged the Zoom.
(blows raspberry)
- We drag, yes.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
(gasps)
(claps)
(laughs)
- These... Whatever is bigger than slap,
this is like a slap, clap, (claps)
snap, (clicks) I'm into it.
- Do you wanna do it? Yeah, go for it.
- (sighs) This is a video that I never thought I'd be making
(sniffles) but... Yeah and then 45 minutes of that,
no explanation.
- I never thought I would be making
and I'm completely blindsided.
- Blindsided.
- I've always been 100% real with you guys.
- Yes.
- And today I brought the...
And I don't wanna participate in drama
but I brought the receipts.
- Thank you.
- It's kind of fun 'cause it's whatever's beyond reality TV
because there's no production.
No producer. - Exactly. Right.
- It's your own TV show you're in.
- (claps) That's it.
(laughs) (claps)
- [Trixie] Exiting. Exit left.
Yeah, but I guess it slaps, I mean whatever.
- Can you get into this?
- (gasps) Oh, I love those blue tights.
I guess it slaps, yeah it slaps. (claps)
- [Katya] Slaps. Slaps all the way.
(chime)
Slaps all the way.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya] Oh, love.
- Love.
- Slap.
- Slap. - Bowl cuts.
Kitchen shears, bangs, whatever, yeah.
- That when they fall flat don't line up.
- [Katya] Yup.
- Multiple layers.
- Or maybe half the side of the bowl cut is burned
because you fell asleep, smoking.
- [Trixie] Yup. But honestly, DIY haircuts of any kind,
it slaps.
(chime)
- [Katya] I think they're lovely.
- If nothing else, it will get you in touch with the value
of a good hair stylist.
- Yeah.
- They make it look a lot easier than it is.
(popping)
(chime)
(blows raspberry)
- [Katya] Not RuPaul's Slap Race.
- Oh, I wish it was.
- Slap.
- Yes.
- It would be great
if she really slapped the contestants more,
you know what I mean, just for no reason, at the end
of every walkthrough in the work room.
Oh, and one more thing. (slaps)
- Magnolia Crawford and it just goes further too,
she (grunts) like yeah.
- She grabs the hair and just pulls it...
- And pushes them on the table.
- And smells it. (laughs)
- Straight down.
- How are you gonna make it funny?!
Make it funny! Make me laugh! (laughs)
- Well, make me laugh.
- [Katya] Yeah.
- I love when the (indistinct) are like,
"Well, you're dress is (bleep), your idea's pretty (bleep),
you're not very confident, you cry a lot but make me laugh.
(chime)
I love that.
- Thank you for watching.
UNHhhh season five continues weekly on WOW Presents,
starting August 5th at 8:00 pm.
- Wow! 8:00 pm? Woooo. Ooooh.
- Come see two New York Times bestsellers riff
in season five of their hit series, Streamy nominated
but we lose every year to a straight person
with a turkey baster or something.
Ooooh.
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