I love you.
I love you, too.
I got something to show ya that'll perk
your saggy butt right up.
It's sagging?
Duh duh duh duh duh duh!
You finished the motorcycle?
Yep! She's ready to ride!
Oh look at the--
Ah, you got the right choke knob!
Momma gets it done. Woo!
And I'm gonna spend my Saturday night
sitting here in this super cute dress,
all dolled up
licking lumpy cake batter off a spatula.
And we don't even have frosting.
Mmm.
You're a good friend.
Ah, Sam, you're crying.
No... Freddie's just...
such a dork, it makes me emotional sometimes.
I'm sorry.
How great are you?
I don't know. Very.
Hey, know what I'm gonna get you?
Ah, you don't have to get me any--
Tickets to the Cuttlefish concert for next Friday night.
- You and me, kid. - Well, that'd be awesome.
But that concert's been sold out for months.
You let me worry about that.
I got ways, Carly Shay.
I kinda don't have anywhere I really need to be.
And... you kinda seem like you need a roommate.
Ah, are you saying what I think you're saying?
Yeah.
You're gonna stay here in LA with me
for a while and help me find a roommate?!
Ha. I already found you a roommate.
Shut up! Who is she?!
Me!
Oh my gosh! This is the best day ever!
[laughing]
I'm sorry...
about telling people you never kissed anyone.
And about putting blue cheese dressing in your shampoo bottle.
And about sending your cell phone to Cambodia.
Everything. Okay?
So, this means you're not gonna mess with me anymore?
No, I'm still gonna mess with you.
I'm just gonna apologize every few years
so I can start fresh again.
I don't like fighting with you.
Why don't we get you a new bunny?
Why don't I call that doctor?
You know... tell him you're not really dead.
[grunting]
Can I come home?
Ah, hug me you little turd.
[laughing]
Hey, can I work with you guys on your project?
You're asking if you can help us?
Yeah.
With a school project?
I think it sounds really interesting.
Get up.
[moaning]
Are you okay?
I think so.
[moaning]
Dude, why did you do that?
You don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
To protect you.
Oh, kid.
Yes... yes, I would.
Cool... I'll text ya.
I'll text ya back.
- Lat' - Bye.
- He asked you out! - I heard.
Let's go pick out your outfit!
'Kay. Wait, one sec.
You know, I owe this all to you.
You are doing an awesome job with me.
Ah, he's thinking about the back of my head.
Not just thinking about it. I'm looking at it.
Hey, I missed you.
- I missed you, too. - Wanna go get some lunch?
Sure, as long as you promise not to sniff the fruit salad.
[laughing]
Freddie...
you're just as important to iCarly as we are.
Uh!
She gave me a wedgie!
No charge. Now come on, let's do the show.
You're a better person than she is.
You don't have to sink to her level.
Nice girls don't fight.
I like your shoes.
Why is this happening?
'Cause I'm scared
we're gonna get kicked out of the apartment
and were having so much fun living together.
Kid... we'll be fine.
That freaky little punk ain't no match for Sam and Cat.
I'm so glad we're friends.
On the last iCarly...
I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone.
And that was really personal.
And I shouldn't have said it on the show.
And for all you people out there who've been teasing Freddie abo,
lay off... 'cause I bet a whole lot of you
haven't kissed anyone either...
including me.
Yeah, that's right.
I've never kissed anyone.
So, if you wanna tease someone about it, tease me.
Why don't you take this with ya?
Just push a button.
If you ever need a laugh... cheer... random dance.
Ah, Sam.