- Hello! - Hi!
(laughing)
It's like we're weird rag dolls
that have just been programed to turn on.
- Oh and now Tilly's in it.
And this is Tilly.
We also have Walter, but he's down there sulking about life.
He's a bit of an Eeyore, but I think right now,
that's fair because we're moving house.
- Very stressful. - And our entire house
is full of boxes, and we've been stressing a little bit.
- I've got a cold, sorry if I sniff throughout the video.
- But we decided the best thing to do would be
to stop our packing, and focus our efforts on instead,
attempting to find out our Harry Potter houses.
We do enjoy a good personality quiz--
- Oh yeah. - but we don't actually know
our Harry Potter houses.
Stevie thinks I'm a Ravenclaw.
- What do you think I am?
Gryffindor? - I'm not fully solid--
- Nah. - on what the house are.
So I've read the first book before anyone else in my class.
- 'Cause you wanted to be like, queued up outside like--
- No!
No one cared about the first book.
- Oh yeah, yeah of course. - When the first book came out
- Oh yeah. - My aunt worked in publishing
so she sent it to me. - Yeah.
- So I read it before everyone else and I was like,
it's mildly okay. - And were you like,
oh, I was just gonna say.
Were you as hyped up as everyone else?
Were you like, this is gonna be the next best thing
since sliced bread, or were you just like (blows raspberry).
- No I was like, this isn't that well written.
(rumbling)
The story is great, the story is great.
Don't come for me Potterheads.
So, I've signed up at Pottermore,
which is apparently the official website
to find out our official houses.
- So it's the sorting ceremony.
- Put on our virtual hat. - Yeah.
- By the way, if you really love incredibly British things,
and crests of arms, you should consider
buying some of my merch!
It's adorable.
Look at it, this is my favorite one.
- Why?
- Because it's the whole thing.
- Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah, this one doesn't have the curtain in it.
- It's my whole coat of arms.
I've always wanted a coat of arms.
You'll find them in the link down below.
Also, doubly exciting news, there's going to be
a very special secret thing coming out on Tuesday,
which is gonna be celebrating the pride month,
that has just been, but also if you buy the special thing,
that comes out on Tuesday, and then you bring it
to Summer in the City where we will be,
we will sign it for you.
- What is this special thing? - Hmm.
- I don't even know this secret.
- Claudia doesn't really pay attention.
(laughing)
- We were talking the other day that I don't know
any of your dress makes, do I?
- I said, name three brands that I work with,
and she said...
- Pretty Little Thing?
And she was like no!
- So, Pottermore, official home
of finding out your proper house.
- I was in the blue house.
- You were in the blue house?
- At school. - You already know which house
oh you mean your school house. - At school.
- Yeah. - Yeah, and
I was the vice captain of the blue house.
- If you've ever wondered, English schools
are a little bit like Harry Potter.
- Yeah, we have houses.
- She wasn't kidding on that one.
- And we collected points, so if you did well,
you got like, one point for the blue team.
It would come into a head-on, like sports day,
where you'd get like, points whoever won in the house--
- Like Quidditch!
- Okay, anyway.
- We'll begin with you, shall we?
Do you like the moon or the stars?
- I like the moon.
- Oh, yeah.
If you could have any power, which would you choose?
The power to read minds, the power to change the past,
the power of invisibility, the power to speak to animals,
the power of superhuman strength,
the power to change your appearance at will.
- Read minds.
If you could read minds,
you'd have ultimate power of everything.
God, is that bad, oh my god my red side's coming out.
- If you're confused as to what she's referring to,
please watch our video.
- Color code! - The color code!
Because we're lesbians, and lesbians
care about the color code, okay?
We all do, it's all we talk about.
- We just like all types of quizzes
on personality. - I'm not kidding.
- I think people are bored of us,
bored of you talking about this.
- I'm so into it. - I noticed at the barbecue
last time that a few people were getting
a little bit like, mmhmm.
- Are you patting my boob to make me feel better?
- Yeah.
- Late at night, walking alone down the street
you hear a peculiar cry that you believe
to have a magical source.
Do you, draw your wand and stand your ground,
withdraw into the shadows to await developments
while mentally reviewing the most appropriate
defensive and offensive spells should trouble occur,
draw your wand, and try to discover the source of the noise,
proceed with caution, keeping one hand
on your concealed wand and an eye out for any disturbances.
- Well it depends where I'm trying to go,
because like, if I'm really trying to just get somewhere,
it would either be four--
- You are very determined, it's true.
- It thought it'd be two, but then I'm like,
I'm not gonna stand in the shadows waiting the entire time.
- (laughing) Fine, number four, proceed with caution.
If you were attending Hogwarts,
which pet would you choose to take with you?
A Barn owl, oh my god, there are like,
twelve options for this. - Okay.
- A barn owl, harlequin toad, ginger cat,
tawny owl, dragon toad, white cat, natterjack toad,
common toad-- - Are we meant to know
the difference between all these toads?
- Siamese cat, snowy owl, tabby cat, black cat,
screech owl, brown owl, three-toed tree tog.
- (laughing) What was that?
A three-toed-- - A three-toed tree tog,
three toed
- [Both] tree toad.
- Wow!
- Where are the dogs?
And why are there so many freaking cats?
- I think, I'd probably go for one of the owls,
what were the owls again?
There was a snowy owl.
- Tawny owl.
- Yeah, tawny owl.
- Okay good.
- I don't know why.
- What kind of instrument most pleases your ear?
The piano, the drum, the violin, the trumpet.
- Oh, the piano.
Piano can be romantic, can be peaceful,
can be dramatic, you know?
- Which of the following would you
most hate people to call you?
Ignorant, selfish, ordinary, cowardly.
- This one's quite hard, that one.
I wouldn't want to be called any of those things.
I'm not so bothered about cowardly.
I don't seek, like out of those four,
I don't have to be brave, like it's fine
to be cowardice sometimes. - Sure.
- Ignorant, I don't really like that,
'cause I like to know that I wouldn't like people
to call me ignorant, but then I am ignorant sometimes,
like, I admit that.
Ordinary, I hate, just because I hate
to be considered boring, but I do know
that many people probably do think I am quite ordinary.
I mean everyone's a little bit selfish sometimes.
- Being your wife, I would say you would most hate ordinary.
(laughing)
Left or right?
- Left.
- You are a Ravenclaw!
(people applauding)
- Oh, what does that mean? (laughs)
- Okay, Ravenclaw house prizes learning,
wisdom, wit and intellect in it's members.
- Oh yeah.
- Thus many Ravenclaws tend to be academically motivated
and talented students, pride themselves on being original
in their ideas and methods, not ordinary or boring.
- I think this whole thing is based on that last question.
(laughing)
Ravenclaws tend to be curious about the world,
and pay attention to the world around them,
they tend to be logical, and rational.
Very true.
What are you gonna be?
Are we in the same house?
- Let's find out what I am.
- Either Hufflepuff, or a Slytherin.
- I will be honest with you-- - or a Ravenclaw, or--
- I really hate yellow. (laughs)
- What would you least prefer to be?
- Oh, why are my, my questions are different.
- Oh, okay.
That makes it more exciting!
Dawn or dusk?
- Dawn, although it do love the golden hour.
- No, dusk is after-- - Great for taking photos.
- After the golden hour.
- Oh yeah. - Dusk is like, after sunset.
Which of the following would you most like to study?
Merpeople, centaurs, werewolves, vampires,
yep, goblins, trolls, ghosts, that's it.
(both giggling)
Sorry.
- I really thought that that's when
you were going to be like, gays.
I'm gonna go with ghosts.
- Oh, really?
- Because they're the least likely to attack me.
Oh you think I'd say vampires because I'm obsessed
with buffy the vampire slayer. - Yeah.
- She is a vampire slayer, vampire slayer.
- Okay, ghosts.
If you were attending Hogwarts,
which pets would you choose to take with you?
A barn-- - Snowy owl.
- Oh, okay.
- No question, if I can't have a dog,
it's a snowy owl. - All right let me get there.
Which nightmare would frighten you most?
- I actually don't really have nightmares.
- Standing on top of something very high,
and realizing suddenly that there were no hand
or foot holds, nor any barrier to stop you falling.
Being forced to speak in such a silly voice
that hardly anyone can understand you
and everyone laughs at you.
- That's fine. - Waking up to find
that neither your friends, nor your family
have any idea who you are.
An eye at the keyhole of the dark windowless room
in which you are locked.
Whoa that's freaky!
- I don't think any of these are that terrifying.
- That would be mine, that was my last one, oh, god.
- I'm going to go with the first one I guess.
- Standing on top of something very high
and realizing there's no handrails.
(both laughing)
- What?
- No, it's nothing, it's fine, that one, yeah?
- Why not that one?
- No, no, it's fine, that's good.
To be fair, like, you could be watching an amazing view,
you could be like, you could be just like,
on the top of a hill, and you're like,
there's no handrails here!
You know?
Like the last one is like--
- I mean--
- And eye at the keyhole of a dark windowless room
in which you are locked, but that could be like,
me going, are you okay darling?
I'm trying to get you out!
- Exactly!
- And my god that was such a nightmare.
- And, the whole like, you guys forgetting me,
I mean I forget stuff all the time.
I'm not gonna blame you.
And the-- - I thought your silly,
the silly voice and no one being able to understand you
would probably be like your worst.
- No, it's fine, people make fun of my voice
all the time anyway. - All right.
So number one. - I'm always meeting people
who are like, ha ha,
what's your voice? - So you're standing on
something very high, are you? - Thanks.
- A hill, with no (laughs) with no handrails?
- I fall over all the time.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- And there aren't handrails in places, so this is a very
real fear for me. - All right.
Which would you rather be?
Liked, trusted--
- Ooh!
- feared, envied--
- Why would you want that?
- Imitated--
- Also, why would you want that?
- Praised--
- Ooh. (laughing)
Trusted.
- Trusted!
More than liked or praised?
- Well I feel like you'd get your own way more.
- Okay, trusted.
You enter an enchanted garden.
What would you be most curious to examine first?
I don't mind reading like this. (laughs)
- No I like it!
- Good. - The fat red toadstools
that appear to be talking to each other,
bubbling pool in the depths of which
something luminous is swirling.
- That's gonna eat me.
- The silver leaf tree bearing golden apples?
- I've learnt from Eve.
- The statue of an old wizard
with a strangely twinkling eye.
- Whoa, no!
- The fat red toadstools that appear
to be talking to each other, I thought was quite cute.
Hello there, what are you doing?
(Jessica roaring)
- I guess the golden apples.
- Hm, exactly because they're gold and you're a magpie.
How would you like to be known in history?
- [Jessica] Oh!
- The great, Jessica the great.
Jessica, the wise.
- Oh!
- Jessica, the bold.
- Meh.
- Jessica, the good.
- Oh, that's lovely, that one!
- Okay.
Heads or tails?
- Heads.
- You're a Ravenclaw! - Yay!
(people applauding)
Oh, we could be in the same house at school and date.
- We could be dorm mates.
- Yeah. - And soulmates.
Okay, how cheesy.
All right, well that was fun.
- Well we learned things about ourselves,
did we? - So we're both
in the Ravenclaw, did people predict that?
People who were-- - Did you see that coming?
Who else is Ravenclaw, by the way?
- Also, Ravenclaw are blue, blue house!
- Oh yeah!
- Well we are moving to a new house, you know.
We could have one whole room dedicated to Ravenclaw.
And people be like wow, this is really--
- Are you really into Harry Potter?
And we'd be like, convince me.
- Why would we have a Ravenclaw room,
and then tell someone, (sighs)
no we still need a bit of convincing?
What was it that was on TV the other day?
It was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Oh my god, it was so cringe, wasn't it?
We were watching it like, oh.
- They were such a big deal though--
- It was much better--
- When they came out.
I remember we all had to go to the cinema,
you had to get the book.
I made my mom call every single bookshop in town.
- No, I didn't do that.
I got the book, but only when all the crowds had died down.
- I read that, you know the fourth book,
that was the first really thick one?
- Yeah.
- I read it, in less than 24 hours.
- Yeah, my friend Emma did that.
She used to queue up the night before,
get the first copy, and she'd lock herself in her room,
and literally read it overnight.
- Yeah, I did that.
- And then come into school and be like,
"I finished it."
And we'd be like, well don't tell us,
we haven't even bought it yet.
- I was like, I finished it guys,
you can talk to me about it!
And they were like, "none of us".
- Yeah, though it is really nice having a book
that like, you just get so stuck into
that you've gotta turn the page,
and then you look forward to the next one.
- Yeah.
- There's something really quite nice, novel,
I was about to say there's something
really novel about that, yeah. - Novel!
- I prefer the books to the films.
- Before the films came out, I had like a really strong
image of what the characters looked like.
The film, I was just like, that's not what you look like.
And also, I thought Hermione was called Hermy One.
(Jessica laughing) So that ruined that for me.
- You know what quiz I actually really want to do?
I'm going to find out which Disney princess we are.
Do you wanna see that?
Or is there another personality quiz
you'd like us to try. - Who do you think,
who do you think I'd be?
- I feel like you want to be Mulan.
Let's be honest.
Tilly's like, you're done, yeah?
You're done?
- So back to backing, this was a lovely break though,
I've really appreciated it, thank you so much.
All right, my beautiful Ravenclaw,
bye beautiful people.
- (laughs) The little head here.
- I love you.
- We love you too!
- Yes, we love you!
(Jessica kissing) - All of us love you!
(mysterious orchestral music)