- No spoon, no spoon, no spoon.
Spoon!
(echoing)
- Take one, marker.
- [All] It's Ladylike.
And today we're playing beauty roulette.
- I just smiled while you guys said that.
(laughing)
- Nipples make milk.
- Don't look before your first kiss.
I know it's scary, I know it's weird,
but trust me that's not something that you need to do.
I did get over it.
That sounds so.
I've kissed many people since then!
- I'm gonna start crying.
I'm gonna be okay, I'm okay.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
- Thin titty bittys.
- Wah-uh-uh-uh!
Oh, that's not good.
Uhm. (growling laughter)
(upbeat music)
- Sometimes you can.
Sometimes.
Are we still rolling?
- Badass Disney.
(groans)
Holy shit.
- Chantel and Freddie ran away together.
- You shipped Chantel and Freddy.
- A little too much and then they went
and shipped themselves off.
Chantel and Freddy are on separate vacations.
- What is muderling?
It's murderlike.
- I'm out.
- I might pee a little.
- I work really good with salads.
Oh wait, sorry.
(laughing)
- I get really shiny.
Shiny skin.
How shiny?
Shiny from the Greeks.
- Fuck, I just burped.
- Reflective surfaces.
- Okay!
(laughing)
- If I could find a way to get more like nipple on my face,
that would be great.
- So as you can see.
What, are those the only kick?
They're super fun, as you can.
- Bluish, greenish earrings.
(tinking)
- The headdress is fun, but it
kind of feels like a condom on my head.
- I'm done making a mess.
- We're bringing in Ms. J. Alex.
(coughs)
(laughing)
- My legs are 44 inches long
and I do not think this is gonna work.
- Wow, your legs are almost tall enough
to ride a rollercoaster.
- [Blonde Woman] Thank you, Kristen.
(speaking nonsense)
- We could do this overtime for surfty.
(laughing)
- Organic baked, wait say it again.
Called silver tech that has silver woven into the.
Into the fabric?
Silver infused into the fabric.
Called silver tech.
- To shine a small light on being, on being, on what?
Being, what?
- I can't touch anything because I'm purple.
I keep just doing this.
- [Camera Woman] How much of your crotch
do you want on camera?
- [Kristen] Yeah.
- [Camera Woman] I mean.
(laughing)
- I remember.
Oh my god, this fucking fly.
Let's go get some freeloaders drunk.
No, that's no.
- Hi.
This seems unsanitary, I feel bad.
- I have to poop.
- I look over to my shoulder
and there's Freddy and he's just so much cocktail.
(laughing)
- It's Ladylike and we're building.
It's Ladylike!
Whichever team finishes, whichever team.
So whichever team.
- Shit.
Oh fuck.
- Shit.
- It like clings onto the foundation.
Like, my 13 year old self with her first boyfriend.
Let's not put that in the video.
- I'm Cruella Deville.
And I hate puppies!
Goodbye.
Should I just talk like this?
- I have Too Faced eyebrow, eyelash, no.
- I'm going to be transforming into Yzma.
From, uh.
- If I make my lip look like this
and then you Photoshop it onto a boob
does it look like a nipple?
(laughing)
- Look at these beautiful ladies.
- Are you drunk?
- They're so smart, they're so sweet.
I feel very inspired by all of them.
- So, we're gonna show each other our nips.
I feel like I'm in college again.
(laughing)
- I fondly remember nip showing 101
just as much as the next girl.
- Oh you're right, I should probably give
some context to that comment.
I just made things weird.
- Wow.
Yeah, this fog is actually pretty cool.
(crashing)
(yelling)
(giggling)
- [Director] So are you the Try Guys for the girls?
The Try Girls?
- Better than them.
(laughing)
- Oooh!
- Shave edition!
(laughing)
- Alright, great.
Cut, we're wrapped.
Wah-bam!
(energetic music)
- You ladies look incredible.
(energetic music)
- This one's for you internet!
(energetic music)
- Fuck you, spoon.
(upbeat music)