-And I now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"worst first date" stories from you guys.
This first one's from @jordancohen2u.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Sniffs ]
-This one's from @annabanana0626.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
"It's a Mercedes Benz. I kind of like it."
-Yeah. -"Whose car is this?"
-I'll wait.
-This one's from @foreversmiling2.
She says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
"13 rolls of sushi."
"Well, whatever you say.
Bring 'em -- keep bringing 'em."
"I've been here before."
This one's from @snookicookie16.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Puppy trumpet.
-Puppy trumpet.
Ugh.
What a garbage person.
-[ Laughs ]
-It's my puppy trumpet, man.
-It said the end of the night -- at the end of the date,
it was the ol' puppy trumpet. -Ol' puppy trumpet.
This one's from @Hotovy. Hotovy?
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Never gonna win. -They're married!
-You're never gonna win, dude. He's married.
-He learned his lesson early. -Exactly, yeah.
This one's from @PatrickAH81.
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I'm clean. -It's not pee.
-Yeah, not pee. -All right, well, what is it?
-It's a little bit of poop.
[ Laughter ]
-This one's from @lindachilders1.
She said...
-Oh! -What!
I know you! That's fate!
-That's fate!
-Oh, my goodness.
This one's from @Mfonda.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-He could have used the puppy trumpet.
[ Laughter ]
-That's what you use it for, man.
-Yeah, that's what you got to get there.
-That's what you use it for, yeah.
Next one is from our very own Questlove.
-Oh. [ Cheers and applause ]
-This is very interesting here.
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
That was it? That was it?
That was it.
-There's only 280 characters. I couldn't go on.
-Yeah, yeah. Have you ever tried to go on a second date, or no?
-I didn't get a second date, no.
[ Laughter ]
-Rosario -- we got to bring this up when she comes on.
[ Laughter ]
That's the greatest --
Tariq, you have a worst first date story?
-No, all my first dates, they went swimmingly.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Swimmingly -- swimmingly.
-Last one here is from @ash10g.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
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