This is an absolute disaster.
I have never seen worse eyeliner
Hey guys!
Welcome back to another vlog on Refinery29.
I’ve got my brother Robbie here.
Hey.
As you know from the title of the video, this video is My Brother Does My Makeup.
Robbie doesn’t really know what he is doing.
Yeah, to be clear– shock alert!
Have never done makeup before in my life.
So we went out to the drugstore. We bought about $90 worth of makeup, all drugstore makeup.
Is that a lot?
Is that not a lot?
It’s kind of a lot.
But we are going to do a nice little before shot and then we’ll do an after.
Alright, what do we got first?
First we got the good old fashion super stay full coverage foundation up to 24 hours.
Can you let me hold it?
There we are.
We’ve got a C-Y-O, is that how you say it? Eyeshadow pallet.
Oooh.
We’ve got a happy physicians formula HappyBooster. Glow and mood boosting blush.
This looks nice.
Check it out.
Check it.
We’ve got some Mega plush Mabelline volume…mascara?
There you go.
Creme contour pallet. Light to medium. True Complexion.
This is so I can draw lines on your face and make you look like a clown.
True match super blendable concealer for all of Lucie’s pimples.
Ooh, that’s for the lips.
Last but not least, liquid eyeliner by Black Radiance.
So as everyone knows, of course, you’ve got to start with the foundation
Because it is the foundation upon which the beautiful masterpiece of a face is built upon. Correct?
Upon which it’s built upon.
Is this normal?
Maybe a little around the chin.
Now we are going to just– this is very heavy.
Actually now you are looking pretty smooth.
According to this I am looking whiter than a ghost.
Alright, next up, we’ve got the contour.
I’m scared.
Me too, don’t worry.
Say a prayer for me
Boom. Perfect.
Maybe like there.
Nice.
Mhm mhm.
Do you believe this?
A wee more contour right around the cheek bones you know.
You didn’t think this was enough?
I brought you a Beauty Blender. BecauseI don’t know how you are going to blend
this otherwise.
I am going to work with the natural contours of the face to give it a nice accen-uated.
Accentuated.
Acc what?
Accentuated.
No.
Accen-tuated?
Accentuated.
Accen-uated.
No.
Accentuated.
Let me see, face me.
Oh.Good God.
Here is a brow thing if you want to fill in my brows.
You read my mind.
Nice.
That looks good.
Okay that’s going to be really dark.
Woo, okay.
Okay that is enough with the bronzer.
Yeah that is more than enough I would say. Plenty.
Tarte.
Just a little pop of blush right– oh yeah, mhm.
Come here, come here.
Are you going to blend that?
Don’t worry about it.
It looks worse on the camera than it does in real life. I’m telling you.
Alright we will give it a little blend.
Oh with Beauty Blender?
Okay.
The Black Radiance. Waterproof liquid eye liner. Pray for her eyes.
Good luck.
Why do your cheeks look so crazy in the mirror– in the camera?
Because this is what they look like, what do you mean?
Alright let me give you a nice cat eye.
Which eye do you want first?
The far one.
Careful.
That looks…truly terrible.
Good job!
This is just not all it is cracked up to be.
Let’s take a look.
I can fix that by doing that.
Wait how are you supposed to…I don’t understand.
Oh I should have done my eye shadow first, right?
Um, probably.
Oh thanks for telling me.
I was letting you fly.
Alright we are going to do a nice light purple shadow.
Okay, okay, let’s do a little bit of the darker one.
Last thing…
Oh gosh.
We are going to take a little bit of the gold.
What are you going to do with that?
A little inner eye cool situation.
Oh how did you know this?
I just have seen it here and there. Around the block.
You watching makeup tutorials?
Alright.
Update is face maybe looks a little dirty. But it’s fine.
Eyes are a little sloppy.
Ah!
What?
There is a huge chunk.
Great.
It feels really moist.
Okay next eye.
It smells like fruit. Is that normal?
yeah.
It feels like you are outside of the line.
Although I can’t tell!
That’s just a masterpiece.
Hello.
Hm.
I’m gonna be honest.
I think your lip work looks pretty good.
Thank you.
It's all about drawing in the lines, you know.
Okay, don’t mess them up!
So, Michael just got home.
What do you think?
It’s definitely a lot to handle.
I mean–
From this distance you look kind of like a doll.
Yeah I think it would be well suited for like Broadway.
I said Oliver!
Given the dark.
Yeah there are some angles that doesn’t look so bad.
Like this one looks okay.
This one not so much.
This one not the best.
Cheeks looked a little rouged.
Like too much contouring and I don’t know if it just looks like this in the camera but
this is how it looks, I’m looking at myself right now and right here looks really dark.
I think the eyebrows look very natural and normal, good job.
Alright moving on to the eyes.
This is a disaster.
This is an absolute disaster.
I have never seen worse eyeliner or shadow.
The mascara is fine but really what is mascara on an eye that looks like this?
I think the nose contour is fine.
Looking good.
And then the lips, not bad, but a little bit large for my face.
Overall it’s not that bad for a first time makeup artist.
So I have to say, good job bro!
Thank you.
This is it. My Brother Did My Makeup.
Not bad.
He is 28.
He is available for artist sessions if anyone is looking for him.
If you have a wedding coming up or a birthday.
I will make you look like a clown.
He is free.
For free.
Love you.
Don’t kiss me.
No!
Gotcha!
Right n the beard.
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Bye!
Buh-bye.