Hi! Hey honey!
Wait, why are you breathing so deeply?
They were Bullying me. They were calling me four eyes.
They were making me say S-words. They were bullying you!?! Ah-huh
Okay, listen to me I taught you better than this. You are better than this. Okay?
I'm going to take you to school that specializes in kids like you. Kids that are bullied. Really? Yes, follow me
Im Paco. I like Star Wars. What? Star Wars is bad. StarTrek is awesome.
I mean, I like the Notebook.. But no one really ever cares.
- I like Science too. Science and Math are...
- You like Science?
Uh, social Studies is way better, don't you agree.
-Everyone knows that English is a lot better than both of those.
-Oh what where your facts?
You know how you were made?
Science!
No, everything doesn't come from Science.
It's Called Human Reproduction.
- yeah
its part of Science
- I mean I thought
We all Came from the belly
-Well I was Artificially Inseminated
-You Guys don't Understand Anything?
Science Is right! I'm right! You both are wrong.
Social Studies Sucks!
Wait, Let's Just stop Fighting
Where's The Teacher?
Oh my God...
-She's pretty -That's our teacher
Okay, Let's start with the basics, what's your Name?
-Paco
-Frankie
-I'm Richard
I'm sorry, is there Someone in the back?!
Hey girl stand up!
Hello my Name is Vera and I am a bull
-I think it's about time you get out of the closet huh
Miss Buck I just wanted to say you're a very beautiful lady
and um..
-shut up
-alright.. who here is getting bullied?
Who here doesn't want to get bullied anymore?
You guys don't want to be bullied anymore?
Yeah, yeah, well that's not gonna Happen, okay?
I'm not here to tell you that tomorrow you're not going to get bullied.
You are probably gonna get bullied.
Especially you, you whiny nincompoop.
I don't even know
..if..I'm gonna
Ok nerd worm.
I'm here to show you how to avoid getting bullied
When I was little..
-Were you bullied too?
-No! I used to be the Bully
-You were a bully!? Please don't bully us.
-Don't Talk to me.
There's three things that I'm gonna show you today for you guys to not get bullied anymore
The first thing to do is: Verbal Abuse
You're gonna talk to the bully and outsmart them, okay?
They hate that. All bullies are dumb.
-What if that doesn't work?
Then you do, Physical Combat
I highly doubt that's gonna work
because you guys look
like you can't even lift a pencil.
So I have the third one for you.
-Is it science?!
No.
It's not science.
-Well, technically, everything is science.
You think you're smart? You're not.
The Last Thing you can do is you're Gonna Get A third Person and Record Everything so you can Show the Parents and that's it.
-What if that doesn't work?
-You die.
Okay any questions?
-Does that really gonna work?
Hate kids.
I freakin' hate kids
Let's go..
The first thing, we're gonna do today
Is that you're gonna talk back to them okay?!
-Well I got a 99 in Public Speaking
-Yeah, you guys love talking I know.
Okay, if they say something
you're gonna outsmart them.
-Well I'm the smartest one here, actually
-No..
that's actually not true
-I can use a science fact
-I don't care
if somebody tells you
hey, your face is deformed
you can just be like,
that's what happens when I look at you.
-That's really mean
If that doesn't happen
Then you can just compliment them.
Most of the time they feel good
and they don't punch you in the face
alright?
if you're lucky.
-Oh, well I give great compliments
I like your sweater.
-You smell like roses in a butterfly nest
-okay cool
so, the last thing you can do
is that you can threaten them
for example
if they do something you're gonna be like,
Oh I'm gonna tell my parents that you're doing this.
And that usually scares them
but don't worry guys!
If they punch you, I'm gonna have it recorded
and that's gonna fix everything, ok?
Alright, are you guys ready!?
Let's go!
-Today, you will learn how to be physical.
-Kids, meet my ex-boyfriend. He's going to teach you how to be physical
You see, me, I'm a product of Suffering and Pain
-It's okay, honey.
-Give me 10 Push-ups!
NOW! GET DOWN!
Keep coming, let's go.
-A flower, hehe
-You're a flower! Let's go!
jab
reverse punch
jab
reverse punch
What are you doing patty cake!?
-Are they ready?
-No..
I figured..
Nope! No, stop!
Okay, so, where are the bullies?
-There -On the seesaw
-They're girls
Ok, do what i told you, but don't do the physical part
because you can't hit girls
you might get punched in the face
but it's okay, because I'm gonna record it okay?
Alright good luck guys, uh, okay..
..oh God.
-Hey Guys, ready to get beat up again?
-Actually, Scientifically speaking
It would be a beatdown
because Gravity pulls you down
-Your smarts won't help you
-We're not scared of you
-Shut up nerds
-We're going to tell our parents if you beat us up.
-we don't see any of your parents
-Chrissy, punch him.
-Wait, wait,
I like your shoes, wanna go out some time?
-..oof
-And that's a cut! I got it!
Nice job, okay
Well Girls
Um, Yeah
I recorded you Guys Punching him
I sent it to your Parents
and they're about to be.. okay babe
Is that your dad
-Nicole!
-Crystal!
-What Is this video?! -You're Grounded!
-Get over here! -Now! -Right now!
-I'm sorry! -I'm sorry! Daddy!
-Hey! We did it guys!
-woo!
-Momma! I graduated!
-How exciting!!
-Can I show you my teacher? -Sure!
-Teacher, teacher
-What!!?
-YOU!
-Brace face?!
-Didn't you bully a girl named brace face?