[intro music]
-(Allison) Welcome to a very special episode of Just Between Us
-I can't see anything
-This week we're being sponsored by GlassesUSA.com.
GlassesUSA.com lets you order prescription and sunglasses
online for up to 70% off retail price.
-I would like to put my glasses on please
-Not yet.
GlassesUSA.com has a huge variety of frames,
and they also let you virtually try on any pair
by uploading a photo of yourself to their website
-Can I try on my glasses right now
-Please stop ruining this branded video for me, okay?
We have a timing, and we have pacing and we have stuff going on
-Okay
-GlassesUSA.com will give you a great deal
on your first pair of glasses if you sign up now.
This week, GlassesUSA.com wants to know
-Where are my glasses?
-What do your glasses say about you?
-Hey guys!
-Igor? What are you doing here?
-Boys wear glasses too!
-Neither of you wear glasses.
-We wear them at night.
-Cut to fun montage.
[playful music]
These glasses say, "I'm the kind of girl
who appreciates monogamy and commitment,
but I'm not too uptight to enjoy a water park"
-These glasses say, "While I didn't
study gender theory in college,
I'm certainly an unofficial expert.
-This pair lets you know that I'm the kind of guy
who has a great relationship with his mom,
even though she's a Russian immigrant
who doesn't quite understand my Instagram videos.
Of course, Allison's mom doesn't understand
my Instagram videos either,
and she's a full-blooded American.
That's great content!
-These frames shout, "I love true crime!"
[record scratch]
As, like, a viewer. Just, it's interesting to learn about
how you would get rid of evidence if you ever needed to.
Ooh, The Jinx
[playful music restarts]
-These glasses subtly put it out there
that I got a 2270 on my SAT,
but I'm not gonna brag about it.
Unless you bring it up first.
-If you think about it, the gender binary
is basically Foucault's Panopticon.
-Regular guy.
Guy who understands women.
I mean, really gets them. And not just physically.
I mean, emotionally. I mean, spiritually.
-(Allison) Igor, put your shirt back on
-I'm sorry, that, yep, okay, this is sponsored content
-You want to whisk me away to a four star,
all inclusive resort?
Why, my glasses are saying yes for me.
-@IgorPix, P I X on Instagram.
Easy to find, easy to enjoy.
-From the back, I look like just a standard,
incredibly hot blonde. But from the front,
I'm a unique incredibly hot blonde
with great taste in glasses.
-Nothing screams "I love the beach"
more than a tortoiseshell frame.
-I've read this, and I wrote this, and I read this,
and I listened to the audiobook of this.
-I look like the kind of guy at the coffee shop
that you can trust to watch your dog
while you go to the bathroom.
-When do we leave, and how much can I pack?
-And I've read this, and I read the
New York Times review of this.
-Don't worry, she'll be back soon
-These glasses are so soothing,
people can't tell that I'm shouting.
Right, you guys can't tell how loud I am?
- These glasses scream,
"I take great care of my skin but still feel
insecure because my older sister is
prettier than me. Not by that much."
- My Twitter, @Igorhiller.
Why don't you head over to Tumblr?
I'm at TuesdaysWithIgor.tumblr.com
[All laughing]
- That was so fun.
I want to wear glasses all the time!
- Me too! And, with GlassesUSA.com's
prices and selection, you can be
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Check out the link below.
-Okay, you guys did a really good job
supporting this brand, but I just want
to reiterate that neither of you
actually wear glasses every single day
and glasses are my thing.
- Wow, honestly, I'm a bit surprised that you're
not more accepting based on your cool frames.
-Yeah, they shout,
"I don't care if my friends wear glasses too
because I am a great friend."
-Oh yeah? What does this say?
-(at the same time) Put them back on
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[balloon fart]
[laughter]
[outro music]
[fake laughter]
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