- I'm so excited I got Madden for Christmas!
I won't waste your talents Saquon.
I love this game.
Uh, ha, ha.
Why aren't the Browns accepting my trade request for OBJ?
I can't wait to abuse Kyler Murray's speed.
Time for Minshew Mania.
Time for some Fitz Magic.
Not gonna be able to stop Cole Beasley.
Too much sauce!
Thanks Dallas!
We goin' undefeated in Oakland
if I have anything to say about it.
I'm throwing to TY Hilton every play.
He can't be stopped.
I'm about to destroy some Christmas noobs!
Zeke is about to be fed!
Dak is a pro-bowler in my game.
Only way the Cowboys winning the division is on Madden.
All I want for Christmas is a good QB.
Don't disconnect when I start scramblin' with Russel Wilson.
Can't wait to play on Lamar Jackson.
Ah, they can't stop him!
Oh my gosh!
Ankles, ankles!
There's no mono in Madden.
If I'm playin' with the good Jameis Winston,
I'm never losin'.
If I play with the bad Jameis Winston.
This is just unfair.
Mahomes is a cheat code.
My life as a Chief's fan is finally paying off.
Let me show you guys what you can do with a good coach.
21-0 skunk still?
Pass the controller.
There's no way I can do worse than real life.
Brady is like a fine wine, he gets better with age.
Just like me in Madden.
I wanna make sure we're the one seed.
Don't make me play as Nick Bosa 'cause I'll do it.
Who won't, bet!
I'm not losin' to the Jets, I'll tell you that right now.
I can beat you with Bridgewater or Brees,
it doesn't matter, either way it's still a dub!
Don't make me play as Joey Bosa 'cause I'll do it.
Say I won't.
He's a right handed Vick, he's better than Vick.
Oh my gosh, they can't stop me.
This is not fair.
This is my reward I get
for playing with Flacco all those years.
It's Christmas, we're turning injuries off.
I'm gettin' user picks all day with Jalen Ramsey.
Davante Adams getting at least 20 targets.
Lambo Leap! (laughing)
I kinda like playin' with Tannehill.
Can I move his speed up though?
Dalvin Cook isn't injured in my franchise mode.
Cook is gonna average 300 yards a game.
JJ Watt's healthy in my franchise.
I'm just glad I have a mobile quarterback.
I'm still playin' with Cam Newton, I don't care.
Christian McCaffrey's unguardable.
Spin cycle!
I'm tradin' for Lamar Jackson.
Wait till next Madden!
It's only gonna be a good Christmas if we beat the Eagles.
I know one thing, I'm beatin' them in Madden.
I'm a grown man!
Uh, ha, ha!
Uh ha, ha!
Uh, ha, ha!