- It was just like a dart, darting motion,
and I was like I don't think this is how
it's supposed to be.
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- [Voiceover] This very small man
came over and wanted to dance with me.
You know, you sort of walk around in a circle like that so,
it was like this little like turtle creature
coming towards me.
And I it was literally like a washing machine.
The tongue in circles inside my mouth
and around the outside and I ran back to my friend.
I went like this.
I had to be cool.
- Basically, it was this dude who I went
to Shakespeare Camp with
and I'd been plotting to make out with him
and we like met up the whole time like putting my face
really close to his.
Finally, he like leans in.
It felt like a little chicken was giving me a little snack,
but I was so happy.
- So we went to the cinema.
His mom actually chaperoned us.
A kissing scene came on in the movie,
and we were like, do you wanna?
It just felt like two warm slugs kinda battling it out.
It was like, this is it?
- I was a super proactive fifth grader.
I had this planned out with my girlfriends,
so it was like the four of us sitting on the couch
and I just like lean over and go around his face
and just kiss him.
We became the first couple in fifth grade
that was making out.
- We were doing high school musical The Musical.
We were in our stage makeup and then was just kinda like
going in and then I moved, and he was like
and hit his head like right up against the locker
and he kinda hurt himself, and then I just kind of ran away
and said my mom needed to pick me up.
- I think I was three months away from being 21.
So we had just gotten back from salsa dancing.
I just like lingered there for a second
enough for him to just like start kissing me
and in my head I was like, "Yeah!"
My dominating reaction was just this is really salty
and cold and then I went back to my apartment
and wrote a three page long journal entry about it.
- I just decided like okay this is the day.
I was on top of the picnic table like dancing
and doing something silly.
I just like fall off the table like very dramatically
and my Lifiola, she knows what I'm gonna do.
She knows and she's like Yulen fix it, like you know,
like give her mouth to mouth or something,
and then he's like no, and then he starts to tickle me
and I wake up, but I figured it out.
Now I'm like a (beep) A plus kisser.
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- It felt like he had like the driest, tiniest, most like
beaklike lips.
Since then, still I think that.
I was once kissed on top of a car.