okay so today we're gonna be playing can
you survive an RPG game Hey well
basically I mean we all play games but
what if we were actually in them what if
we're playing I don't know maplestory
and then all of a sudden boom
where the characters within maplestory
or boom where characters in World of
Warcraft do you think guys can survive
it no the question isn't if I can
survive it question is can everyone else
survive me I'm gonna kill you all you
guys get out of my way host ah no wait I
think it's it's accurately so easy to
survive just don't go out into the
freakin wild doesn't become an amazing
awful what if PvP was allowed and people
level up and come back to you and start
like just stabbing you for fun okay you
know what let me let me set the scene
one day you wake up everything's
cartoony you're not worrying anything
for some reason and then your mom who
for some reason white comes into your
room and says hey protagonist wake up
you need to go hunt me some slimes wait
wait what are slime yeah so you being a
good protagonist son get dressed up pick
up your sword your arrows and your
magical wand
whichever you guys prefer and you go out
to hunt some slimes you see a slime what
do you do what I don't know if I saw a
sentient slime just that much ground
just just a rake like a slime monster
basically classify what special
abilities do you we need to set out like
set a job or something we should do that
first
ooh I like dead things so I'll be a
necromancer let's do this oh I used to
be please support some I'm a healer I
useless garbage what who's gonna heal
you when you are armless a little icky
Daniel I'm the under of the storyteller
but you know what y'all play along I
want to be a warrior I mean technically
we are just beginning so we haven't
really picked our classes yet so both of
you guys have a sword because none of
you guys really have to take the
yet Stevens and necromancer wanna be
hoses a healer wanna be and Alma warrior
wanna be but technically we're all bunch
of noobs so you guys see a slime what do
you do I don't know I want to see what
it tastes like
I always wanted to know what a slime
would taste like do you think I'd be
like jello cuz they're usually green
right and jello is lime green sometimes
isn't slime like an acidic monster where
it consumes like a rat and that it's
soda dissolves rats body in inside it so
if you were to taste it well your mom
wanted you want No I'm gonna have my own
adventure I'm gonna go into town and
talk to an npc screw the slime okay what
about you no so you're on your own
Steven Lim she's like oh look an NPC
screw what my mom wants she's not even
my real mom
yeah she's white exactly okay well I I
thought slimes are very resistant to
slicing weapons use fire fire okay I'm
gonna roll for you what we're literally
playing Dungeons and Dragons out yes
basically so you guys can say something
either it'll work or it won't you roll
the one so you use fire but then turns
out this slimes immune to fire it dodges
really easily the slime attacks you you
get damaged a little bit you fall back
trying to recover and then you stand up
what do you do okay let's hit it
whatever we're this going okay well I
know where Stevens going and that's into
town are there any NPCs here I roll
through that question
you gotta learn Wow Wow all the NPC's
are gone for some reason whenever you
try to get close to an NPC they just run
away they're running away knowing that
you you want to be a necromancer and one
day you'll try to revive them or
something yeah I mean like how else am I
supposed to get an army I can't use
monsters right now they're too strong I
have to kill like human things
that uh so there's no npcs in town
Stephen looks at the ground
dejected right well while Stephens in
the town being all lonely host is still
having a super epic battle against a
slime Daniel are you gonna do that I
need help okay
then an amazing man named Daniel comes
out of nowhere with the longsword on his
one hand and a shield on his other and
he yells justice as he runs up to the
slime any attacks and I'll roll get the
four critical attack these dice up I'm
rolling and I'm getting high I will
squeeze up all of his I attack the slime
gets hit the slimes cut into half he
can't recover and it just dies stop
sucking your own dick
okay well then I'm gonna take the slime
because I need to give it to my own mom
and I'm gonna run away cuz I don't want
to deal with host sharing it with Olson
what wait okay so I find host again
right you know what's gonna happen right
Daniels just gonna betray us we we got
betray him first oh so wait what do you
suggest me to go and steal these planks
no I suggest we change your classes to
like some sort of assassin kill him and
then switch back to necromancer have a
better idea Xhosa so let's do it
can you do that I'll go do regardless
Steven sneaks up on Daniel you got six
successfully snaps Daniel in the back
fifteen Daniels dead revived annulus is
Oh minion no there you go
now the story's going tohow I want you I
have the narrator all myself
so Steven what's our next course of
action
oh we need to give this time to your mom
Daniel Daniels mom is complete shock
doesn't know what to do
Daniel's mom turns into a mob boss now
you got your site Angeles mom what do
you do because it's a box we have to run
so I use Daniels and Mikoto
so we roll don't you get it - you failed
Daniel runs up to his mom hugging his
mom and butts full embrace they're in
love once again and they're turning back
to you to attack you even convinient is
betrayed you do I have an exploding
minion spell for this you get a 1
critical fail Daniel explodes but an
explosion he attacks Stephen as well
Stephen gets critically damaged and I'm
gonna heal him I roll for that 500 you
heal Stephen successfully I'm so good at
this so wait so then how do we beat this
boss we don't even know how in tax ocean
she'd run away run away you're fine I'll
roll for you run away you get a 1 you
guys fix both of you up and eats both of
you
game is over start over it's the best
game I've ever played
let's do second round you wake up and
your mom was black this time comes up to
you and tells you to go hunt some boars
board ok this time so you grab your
sword and you're ready to go you party
up with your friends Daniel Xhosa and
Stephen and you go on your adventure
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