Alright Mr. Geller!
Right this way!
So, how dark do you wanna be?
We have one, two or three.
Well...
I like how you look, what are you?
Puerto Rican.
Two, I think a two.
You've got to face the red light.
When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes.
When the spraying stops, count to five.
Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back.
Got it?
Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.
Wow, you catch on quick.
Well, I have a PhD, so...
One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...
Wait! Wait! I'm not. I've not finished counting!
You sprayed my front twice!
You've never turned?
No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.
Mississippi?
I said count to five'!
Mississippilesly?
Well, how bad is it?
Ain't that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.
So, how dark is it gonna get?
You got sprayed with two two' s and...
I'm a four?
Yeah, but you're back's a zero.
You're gonna wanna even that out.
Really!
You might wanna get back in there.
Ok!
Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall!
How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello?
The same thing happened again!
You got two more twos?
I'm an eight!
Hold on!
There is something different.
I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Was that place...
The Sun?
Oh! And it gets worse!
Oh My God!
You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
How could you mess this up?
It's so easy?
You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
How do you count to five?
One Two Three...
Damnit! oooh!
I Know!
Now, let me explain how this works.
You go into the booth, and...
I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay?
Does it look like this is my first time, huh?
Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.
Okay...
Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?
Which... which... which...
Which one is it?
Dude, it's Chandler.
Let me in.
Go away!
I don't want to see anybody.
I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me.
You have to let me in.
Really?
Did you count Mississipily?
Dude, you're not tanned.
No, I just had to get a picture of this.
I see you later!