There is no question iCarly hosts a colorful cast
of characters with unique personalities.
You're saying I'm abnormal?
But have you ever wondered
what each character's Zodiac sign would be?
Let's get out our birth charts as we explore the top moments
that highlights each character's sign.
Kicking things off, Carly is a Leo.
Leo's tend to be determined and natural leaders.
I don't trust that Wes and I don't need that class.
I already have the greatest teacher
in the world, the Internet.
If I can install my own ceiling fan,
I can tune up my car.
Doing a web show online every week.
Why?
Because i-i-it can be whatever we want it to be.
No adults to say "You can do this",
"You can't do that."
We can do whatever we want.
Say whatever we want.
Would it mean, I have to do like... work and stuff?
Well, if you're gonna do a show, you gotta prepare for it.
Ah, then make your show.
You do the work, I'll just show up
and be your amusing little sidekick.
That said, Leo's also tend to be stubborn
and a little arrogant. Not that we're judging.
I'm here. When do we start?
45 seconds.
Tell me what I do.
Okay. Freddie says, "In five, four, three, two",
then points at us, then we introduce the show,
then after that, we go to that wheel over there
and do a bit called Put that in your man purse,
but you don't know about, but just play along
and you'll figure it out as we go.
All right. Why doesn't Freddie say
"In five, four, three, two, one"?
- No one knows. - I know.
No one cares.
And this award is a big deal.
It's been a hard year, starting up my channel again,
- all by myself. - All by yourself?
No emotional support or fancy studio in my apartment,
or anyone dressing up as a baby for you?
You should probably thank me first.
You're somewhere between God and my manicurist.
Sam is clearly an Aries.
They're highly competitive and naturally ambitious.
That's asking-- [screaming]
[Carly] What?
I thought I heard Spencer coming.
He's night fishing with Socko.
Okay.
Sorry. Sam and Spencer are involved
in a little game this week.
It's called Assassin, and it's not a game.
[sighing]
Who are they?
Mama's little helpers.
They're fourth graders from Saint Mary's
right down the street.
You've got a bunch of fourth graders
to make penny tees?
Yep, and I'm only paying them five bucks a day.
As you might expect, that can lead Aries
to being slightly hot headed and impulsive.
- Let me go! - Say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry! - And what are you sorry for?
For saying you're aggressive.
'Cause you never know if the person you like
is gonna like you back.
Everyone feels that way.
But you never know what might happen if you don't--
[music playing]
I--
Sorry.
Next, we have Freddie, the Aquarius of the iCarly gan.
They are known for their ingenuity
and innovation.
What do you think of my equipment?
I just asked to borrow your video camera.
What is all this?
Well, that's a 3-chip high-def camcorder
with a hyper-cardioid condenser microphone
mounted on a carbon fiber tripod with a low-drag fluid head.
I also brought you juice and a bagel.
And too bad there's no way to connect people
who need pet sitters.
People who need therapy animals...
like an Airbnb but for pets.
[gasping]
I'll call the app... Kevin.
But all those smarts can tend
to make them overly idealistic and even delusional at times.
I just made VIP Diamond Salesperson
for North Seattle District. Can you believe it?
VIP DS for NSD.
Plus, I got this awesome sand scooter.
This is not fun for me.
I thought you only sold one case.
I did but that netted me 50,000 bonus sand coins,
which I used to buy more sand.
Oh, I'm going to be rich.
Which is why, I quit my job.
- You quit your job? - Mm hmm.
But you can't quit.
You have a daughter to support and a mother to placate.
Brave Sand Freddie leaps without a net, baby.
I am so ready for this
iCarly Sand-sational sales event.
Whoo! Whoo!
Spencer is obviously a Scorpio, passionate and persistent.
Once he sets his mind to something,
nothing can stop him.
I'm Spencer Shay. It's okay. I'm an artist.
Yeah, I've heard of you.
Awesome. Uh, I just need
to set up this sculpture right here.
I'm sorry, but you can't do that.
Listen. I made a deal with my granddad
that if I don't get a sculpture
displayed in this museum by this Friday
that I'd go back to law school and I can't do that.
But with that intensity comes the vulnerability.
Scorpios tend to be jealous or insecure.
Spencer Shay, I'm such a fan.
Oh, that's so sweet. It's nice to be recognized for one's work.
You're meatball brother.
Uh-huh. Also that.
I've had six shows at this gallery.
I've got a show here too, just the one.
Oh, you're an artist too? Cute.
- Wait. Let me just... - Oh.
Say, "Meatball".
[screaming] No!
[screaming] I'm not gonna cry.
You know what? I'm gonna cry.
Well, usually anyways.
I can see that you're hurting and I feel you're--
No, dude, stop. Sensitivity Sand is fake.
Yeah. Which means
I have always been this sensitive.
Wow, am I the absolute total package?
Gibby is a Capricorn, by far the most practical
and realistic in the group in his own special way.
[Freddie] Wow, this is amazing.
- It'nt it? - Totally. Hey, Gibby.
'Sup?
Why'd you take off your shirt?
Uh, to relax in the dark.
But being practical isn't always so great,
especially when it comes to being aloof or harsh.
You got your room back.
Except for your old photos
and other personal items that can never be replaced.
[everyone] Gibby!
Harper is clearly a Taurus, tenacious and luxurious.
Harper embodies the work hard, play hard dichotomy.
Harper, I have a huge prob--
Whoa.
You're dressed as a normie.
Look away.
The pain of this poly cotton blend against my skin
is a direct reflection of the pain I feel inside.
I'm really sorry, but your pain,
like that shirt, will shrink and fade.
I promise you'll have other opportunities.
Yeah, other opportunities to fail.
This shirt is a lie.
And it's from an outlet.
On the other hand, Harper can often be
her own worst critic by being a perfectionist
or obstinate.
You're right. Kaleidoscope, tatters, elegance...
it's so passé.
I don't know why my assistant pulled that.
Please don't fire me, Miss Harper.
I need this job to feed me family.
All right, I'll give you one last chance.
Yeah, girl, she been messing up a lot.
Millicent, a cancer is incredibly intuitive
and protective of the people she cares about.
Why don't you want me to fall in love?
It makes me sad to see you sad.
So, I'm just trying to protect you.
Millicent, broken heart's a part of life.
And you're the kid, okay? It's my job to protect you.
Okay.
All right. We need to take this guy down.
I know capoeira.
[grunting]
That's just dancing.
But you stopped and watched.
Harper!
But just like the sign symbol,
Millicent can often be very moody or vindictive.
Enemies be wary.
So, Millicent, what's on your board?
A penthouse condo, a pyramid made of gold bricks,
and a life insurance policy.
You know, in case something happens
to my future spouse.
Ah, that's cute. You're protecting Carly.
No, I want to cancel Carly.
Interesting.
Next up is Mrs. Benson, a Pisces.
Pisces are incredibly emotionally sensitive
and generous. And oh, boy, is she
when it comes to her baby boy, Freddie.
Who's ready for a slumber party?
And look. I had a puzzle made of Freddie doing a puzzle.
Nifty, huh?
I told myself I have to finish tonight
or something horrible would happen to him.
Freddie! I put your warm milk
in your thermos next to your bed.
And if you're both good, I'll let you snuggle
with me for ten minutes and watch Toledo House Flip .
Oh, my gosh, come on, Freddie, Toledo House Flip .
So we done here? Great. Thank you.
But that empathy can sometimes go a little too far.
Being slightly erratic or closed off.
You can't bribe me to break up with Sam.
- But Freddie. - No chance.
[screaming, whining]
On the more balanced side of the spectrum, we find T-Bo,
who best exemplifies the social
and clever aspects of the Libra.
You can't put tacos on a stick, they'll break.
Try it.
See? It's impossible.
Hey, can you guys lend me some laundry to t--
Hey. Who's your friend? Can she be my friend?
- Uh. - T-Bo, no.
Oh, she married?
Very.
Okay.
If it don't work out, I'll be in the laundry room.
And while very social, T-Bo can also be
somewhat unreliable or indecisive.
All right, we called Principal Franklin
and he should be here any second.
So when he gets here, I want you guys--
You wanna buy a doughnut?
No, we're having a meeting.
Why'd you stick the doughnuts on that way?
What are you saying?
Well, they're doughnuts,
they have a hole right in the middle.
But you put the stick through the sides.
Man. This is embarrassing.
Virgos tend to be logical and analytical,
and no one is more so than the mastermind,
Neville Papperman.
Are ya gonna help me or not?
What do you want from me?
Okay, so, uh, we have this friend, Dice.
You mean the young boy, age 12,
whose full name is Diceneo J. Corleone?
Sixth grade, magnificent hair?
How do you know so much about Dice?
I know a lot of things about a lot of things.
- Nevel. - Carly.
Don't Carly me.
I figured out what's going on here, and it's insane.
Is it really so insane to think
an epic love story spanning decades
could finally land on happily ever after?
Oh, please. I know your epic love story
with Prunella is a lie.
You're right. But my love story with you is the truth.
Heh?
Virgos are often over critical of themself and workaholics,
something Neville has never struggled with.
- Ah! Oh! - I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no. I'm sorry
you don't look where you're going.
Do you know you probably just bruised my buttocks?
Jerk.
What is that?
Oh. I'm an artist. I'm making a sculpture out of butter.
Your work disgusts me.
Next, we have Ms. Briggs, a Gemini.
She's adaptable and curious.
iCarly's great.
Thousands of people watch it every week.
Thousands?
That's a pretty big booger.
Mmm.
Well, since you're so interested in showing your viewers
what teachers do outside of school...
I think I have a solution that will benefit us all.
What solution?
I won't suspend you from school or call the police
if... you let me perform an original bagpipe song
on your web show.
You wanna be on iCarly?
- Just call the cops on us. - Sam.
Sometimes too curious.
Get to class! Go!
Scurry! Scoot!
Come on, let's go.
So, you took my bullhorn?
No, no, no, no. See, Sam was the one that--
- Come with me! - Loud!
Lastly, we have everyone's favorite Sagittarius, Lewbert.
Sagittarius are known
for their independence and honesty.
Too many people in my lobby! Keep off my floor,
I just mopped!
[groaning]
Maybe too much honesty.
Have you ever noticed this wart?
No, uh-uh, no, I haven't.
She caused it.
It sprouted when that... devil came into my life.
Oh, come on. That nice lady did not cause your wart.
Did too! The doctors call it a stress wart.
Ah, it's getting bigger. You wanna feel it?
No, - No, no.
I'm a vegetarian.
And that's all of them. What do you think?
Do you align with the character that has your sign?
Let us know in the comments.
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Take all the minutes you need.
And maybe you should help her 'cause I'm a Gemini.
So, it's probably better if two people go.
That makes so much sense.
[chuckles]